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New releases: Monkey around in Donkey Kong 3D

2:45 PM on 05.20.2013 // Fraser Brown
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Plus Resident Evil, Van Helsing, Call of Juarez, and more

For the love of god, somebody get me a 3DS. I made the unfortunate mistake of backing the wrong Nintendo console, grabbing a Wii U late last year, when I should have put my eggs in the portable basket. Now I'm not able to play the fantastic Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, and I feel absolutely terrible. 

Along with Donkey Kong, a few other choice morsels launch this week. Resident Evil Revelations makes the move from the 3DS to home consoles; The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing sees the eponymous hero hunt monsters in a gothic-noir fantasy universe; Call of Juarez goes back to its western roots in Gunslinger; and the Wii U gets a bunch of ports. Lucky me. 

Anything making you short of breath this week?

Xbox 360: Resident Evil: Revelations, Fast & Furious: Showdown, Worms Collection

PS3: Resident Evil: RevelationsFast & Furious: ShowdownWorms Collection

Wii U: Resident Evil: RevelationsFast & Furious: Showdown, Sniper Elite V2, LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

PC: Resident Evil: Revelations, Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, Ocean City Racing, Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes, Elemental4I, Dust: An Elysian Tail

3DS: Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, Fast & Furious: Showdown

Vita: Men's Room Mayhem 

XBLA: Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, Capcom Arcade Cabinet: All-In-One Pack

PSN: Call of Juarez: GunslingerCapcom Arcade Cabinet: All-In-One Pack, Mugen Souls

Resident Evil: Revelations (PC, PS3, Wii U, Xbox 360)

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger (PC, PSN, Wii U, XBLA)

The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing (PC)

Ocean City Racing (Mac, PC)

Dust: An Elysian Tail (PC)



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