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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 05:50
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Nothing PHYSICALLY new this week. So don't give me that WVC and XBLA nonsense. Those will be posted later in the day.
mikew3st's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 05:52
mikew3st
nice edit....
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 05:55
razerangel
Well aren't you a cutie.... AERGFGASFGSFGA my arrmmm you little whore!
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 05:56
WastelandTraveler
rofl that picture is amazing
arkracer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:02
arkracer
MY. EYES.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:19
garrfunkel
clearly another case of ocular-gobblers. It kills more and more people each year.
soul3150's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:19
soul3150
soul3150 looked at the image posted and a shiver went through his spine, the kind of shiver reserved for fears generated by eons of evolution. A fear so old that fingers didn't exist when it started hence his inability to put one on why the image disturbed him so.

None of this was going through his mind, however, as a cursory telepathic glance into his neuronal meanderings would have yielded only "Yyyyeeeeaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrrrggggghhhhh", another throwback to a prelingual fear.

He responded the only way he knows how, a severely detatched and almost self aware comment proclaiming said image to be horrendous beyond any semiological expression.

soul3150 grabbed his beer, said nothing, and continued to drink heavily into the night, knowing that only the bliss of a booze induced coma can free him from the inevitable dreams that the image will give him.
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:20
bluki
news spam? wow
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:22
Maurice Tan
Haha!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:27
Neonie
Wholly crap dude I logged into Dtoid at 6:30am and that shit was scary as hell man.
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 06:47
Macca
@ arkracer: Your eyes? How do you feel for the kid :D
rubadub's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:04
rubadub
That picture is like Christmas x1000 holy shit
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:08
manta
My pants, they are full of poop!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:08
Riser Glen
D|\
D|/
metroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:21
metroid
stop fucking spamming you dick,act professional motherfucker
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:22
Tino
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:28
Macca
Hey Metroid, you're breaking the number 1 rule of destructoid :D
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:31
tazarthayoot
So...can it puke out it's eyemouths? That would be fucking disturbing.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:44
king3vbo
Fucking EPIC LULZ
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:45
Krayven
HOLY FUCK
cooki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:53
cooki
That baby has looked at every one of Thorns Velocity competition entries. That's the consequences folks.

Also Merry Christmas everybody!
Kork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:57
Kork
What better way to begin the holidays
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 07:58
falinter
sweet buttery jesus on toast thats freaky
Darkvortex 11's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:06
Darkvortex 11
My god its parents are going to kill it the first time she starts crying. And if she doesn't get killed by her parents, she'll probably get rejected by society and become a whore.
soul3150's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:13
soul3150
Darkvortex, she'll become a whore all right, the best whore Earth has ever witnessed.

Skull-fuck? Why yes, thank you.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:14
Shin Oni
WRONG! coming out this week is what's in my mofo stocking!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:20
Excel-2011
Is this normal?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:37
liam2015
oh thank you
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 08:40
Surf314
Thanks for giving my christmas nightmares. This is why I hate children.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 09:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm so not going to make the comment I'm tempted to make.
Turtule Soup's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 09:08
Turtule Soup
lol epic
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 10:10
Andrex
MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 10:53
MechaMonkey
@Mxy
I think I have an idea. I was tempted as well.

@cooki
You made me lawl. Thank you.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:01
Thornnn
Even I find that image disturbing MERRY CHRISTMOOSE TO ALL.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:07
Tragic Hero
Just when I thought there was a heaven...I saw that picture
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:23
Tekoa
thats scary =(
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:28
DJP3DRO
IT IS STARING INTO MY SOUL

I CAN'T UNSEE IT
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:37
KamikazeTutor
@Mxyzptlk:
I'll do it for you. She'll be the most famous porn star when she grows up!
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:47
smackifilia
evilest shit ever
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 11:50
Knivy
WTF? Why aren't all of those shark mouths?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 12:07
F Whipple
My eyes are burning!!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 12:44
bottled dark
epic front page.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 12:58
Edarios
this is even low for destructoid, lol.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 13:24
Darren Nakamura
Weird. Zero? Weird.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 13:25
Bob Muir
What the hell, CTZ.
IvoryShipping's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 13:37
IvoryShipping
Woahhhhh shit.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 13:37
GrayFox
Yeah, that's horrifying.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2007 13:43
Cheeburga
I came.
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