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Don't you just love it when games poke fun at other games? This teaser for Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (PC, X360, PS3) doesn't really show anything at all gameplay wise, but is a funny treat nonetheless.

Too. Many. Great. Games! Where in the hell do I even start? This is the first time in many months that there are too many games in one week that I want. Soldier of Fortune, Kane & Lynch, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted (UPDATE: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune has been delayed until next Monday), Umbrella Chronicles, Super Mario Galaxy, Crysis and Contra 4 are all the games I must own! It's a shame I'm so broke though. Looks like I'm going to have to whore myself out on the streets ... again.

What's looking sw33t to you this week Dtoiders?

WVC: Volleyball, AXELAY, Blue's Journey
X360: Soldier of Fortune: Payback, WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Beowulf, Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, Need for Speed ProStreet, Assassin's Creed, BlackSite: Area 51
PS3: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Beowulf, Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, Need for Speed ProStreet, Assassin's Creed
PSP: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Medal of Honor Heroes 2, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Sonic Rivals 2, Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops Plus
PS2: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Need for Speed ProStreet, Fire Pro Wrestling Returns, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Wii: Rayman Raving Rabbids 2, WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Medal of Honor Heroes 2, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Need for Speed ProStreet, Tomb Raider: Anniversary, Super Mario Galaxy
DS: Rayman Raving Rabbids 2, WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008, Need for Speed ProStreet, Contra 4, Ultimate Mortal Kombat
PC: SimCity Societies, Soldier of Fortune: Payback, Beowulf, Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, Need for Speed ProStreet, BlackSite: Area 51, Crysis

(Also, for anyone that really cares, this isn't the full list of releases this week. Petz: Horsez 2, Dogz 2, Catz 2, and Hamsterz 2 came out this week too. I just didn't think I needed to hunt down all the videos for them especially with all these other great games coming out.)

Crysis (PC)Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 (Wii, DS)SimCity Societies (PC)Soldier of Fortune: Payback (X360, PC)WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008 (X360, PS3, PS2, PSP, DS, Wii)Beowulf (PC, X360, PS3)Medal of Honor Heroes 2 (PSP, Wii)Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (Wii)Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (PSP)Need for Speed ProStreet (X360, PS3, PS2, PC, Wii, DS)Tomb Raider: Anniversary (Wii)Sonic Rivals 2 (PSP)Contra 4 (DS)Assassin's Creed (PS3, X360)Fire Pro Wrestling Returns (PS2)Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 (PS2)Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops Plus (PSP)BlackSite: Area 51 (PC, X360)Ultimate Mortal Kombat (DS)Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

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ttaylor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:11
ttaylor
Assassins Creed!
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:42
bipolar beers
really good week for gaming i wish i could do a code for infinite cash to purchase these games but for now i have my eye on the assassin.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:42
Rockvillian
Alan "looks like he's from the WB" Wake!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:44
-D-
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how your wallet feels, Uncharted isn't due out until next week.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:47
Rockvillian
I just got Alan Wake and Drake's fortune mixed up in my head. Crap.

...okay, characters are starting to look REALLY alike. Come on designers.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:53
Cheeburga
I can't wait for assassins creed.
so close..
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 13:59
bluexy
Contraaaaaa!

Also, Assassin's Creed for 40 bucks from Fry's Electronics! Hooray for sales!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:17
Kyousuke Nanbu
Reviews have been positive but impressions from people that don't hand 10's like crazy say the game is actually pretty crappy.
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:18
robotplague
Super Mario Galaxy gives me a raging boner, can't wait.
Faraday's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:20
Faraday
You can really tell it's ray winstone in beowulf.

'OLD STILL WHILE AH SNAP YOUR NECK ME OL' GUVNOR.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:21
Puppetpallmich
best week over
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:26
Rockvillian
Assassin's Creed can't get bad reviews, or else the reviewers will lose Jade Raymond's love.
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:27
chronicus_prime
Dayamn!! why do all these games come out in november! hey game companies, WE PLAY ALL YEAR ROUND!! Not just for christmas.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:34
king3vbo
Crysis, Super Mario Galaxy, Assassins Creed, and Contra 4 GET!
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:40
Gamechamp
... I'm more excited for Umbrella Chronicles than I am for Mario Galaxy. Am I a bad person?
Terror Player's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 14:50
Terror Player
No, you are not a bad person. Just an honest one
Umbrella Chronicles... DO WANT!
ToeKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 15:10
ToeKing
must have vids for Petz or I'll explode!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 15:28
Dexter345
For me, it's not an issue of money as much as it's an issue of time. I just don't have enough time to play all of these games! Give me a break, developers! I guess that's what winter break is for...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 15:42
Samit Sarkar
I’m right there with ya, Dexter...I’m busy with school, and I’m currently engrossed in Guitar Hero III and Ratchet & Clank Future, while still playing a ton of Warhawk. I’m getting Assassin’s Creed, Uncharted, Rock Band, and maybe even Call of Duty 4. So many games, so little [time/money]!
poonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 16:06
poonster
ya baby, i fixed the 3RROD with the xclamp fix & shims my favorite console is working great now.bring on this awesome week of new games.my PS3 will finally get some use with Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. Kane & Lynch, Assassin's Creed i've not yet decided on which console to play on
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 16:10
Hitogoroshi
Galaxy, Ass Creed and Contra are must buys for me.

Kane & Lynch maybe. Disapointed that there will be no online co-op.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 16:38
Knives
I need to save this week's money for Rock Band =/.
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 17:53
amalgamut00
Smackdown, but I need to trade in games for it. Need money for next week...ROCK BAND!!!!!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:58
braulio09
when does DBZ on wii come out?
onomelon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 21:02
onomelon
Smackdown is my Madden (i.e.: a franchise that comes out every year that I will buy only to trade it in for the next version) so I'll be picking that up for 360 and possibly maybe for the DS. Also gonna get Fire Pro Wrestling Returns, Assassin's Creed and depending on my paycheck and what all I still need to get for my family for X-Mas, Kane and Lynch.

Unfortunately, low pay and X-Mas means I gotta put off Contra 4 and Soldier of Fortune. Also, Aliens vs Predator looks interesting but I'll wait till it hits the bargain bin.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 14:15
brainderailment
Wrestling. Holding back the advancement of society and education since the '80s.

I will play ass. creed before buying into the overhypedness, just like bioshock, that game was so disappointing. I played system shock2 in the '90s and it's exactly the same game.
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