Are you a trendy dick? Do you want to chat with another trendy dick? Well then, step right up! Sony has released a new trailer for the PlayStation Vita, showing off its cross-play and party features. The trendiness is matched only by the dickitry!
You can also grab a glimpse at some more gameplay and watch a girl stroking the touchpad with her elegant, tender caress.
Note how the people in the video are all holding the Vita awkwardly thanks to that touchpad being there. I really hope that's not what you'll need to do to avoid accidental input.
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11:30 PM on 01.23.2015