11:57 AM on 09.14.2008
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Niero
Pure Maple Syrup never looked this good! Ten new photos of Alison Carroll popped up on the internet today all decked out in Tomb Raider apparel, doing backflips and flashing her guns like dual hairdryers. I'm sorry, she just looks like a nice girl next door (that can proably kick my ass). She's definitely cheeky in the pants department, but when are we going to see an aging saggy-breasted Tomb Raider game where she beats people with her pnematic walking stick? Must we continue to toss perfectly good milfs out of sequels? There must be some feminist out there pushing for fair and equal representation of aging heroines. We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?
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Sack the photographer.
seriously that girl was smart and beautiful
her knee cap does have a nipple of sorts.
Because women age poorly.
Noice!
Not really. These aren't very good photos. They lack some imagination, or photgrapher skills. Blurry too.
Great looking girl though.
Seriously, she's cute, but kinda too sweet and kittenish to be Lara. Karima had more of the "hardened badass with unwieldy rack" look going on.
These have to be from a video/screen capture... There are no "professional" photographers that bad... are there??
HIYO!
It seems that every few months theres another hot english girl dressing up as croft and getting publicity for it. Are they for promotions? Do they just go to game launches or something?
New photos of Lara Croft model reveal that she can probably give you an erection.
see? i think it makes more sense now.
Damn it let me have the boob fantasy. =P