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11:57 AM on 09.14.2008, Niero 66 comments

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Pure Maple Syrup never looked this good! Ten new photos of Alison Carroll popped up on the internet today all decked out in Tomb Raider apparel, doing backflips and flashing her guns like dual hairdryers. I'm sorry, she just looks like a nice girl next door (that can proably kick my ass). She's definitely cheeky in the pants department, but when are we going to see an aging saggy-breasted Tomb Raider game where she beats people with her pnematic walking stick?  Must we continue to toss perfectly good milfs out of sequels? There must be some feminist out there pushing for fair and equal representation of aging heroines. We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?  

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xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 09/14/2008 11:57
Is it me losing my sight or are them pictures incredibly blurry?

Sack the photographer.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 09/14/2008 11:57
bonar
xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 09/14/2008 11:58
Actually on 2nd look they maybe screen captures from video?
Gibbo's Avatar
Gibbo at 09/14/2008 11:58
What Chaos Mage Said. Also she looks nice and all but we all no Lara has unhuman sized tits.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 09/14/2008 12:00
Yeah, agreed. Either the photographer fails at life or these are captures from a video study
Xbudz's Avatar
Xbudz at 09/14/2008 12:00
Mmmmm maple syrup.
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 09/14/2008 12:01
karima FTW!
seriously that girl was smart and beautiful
Lewis Bell's Avatar
Lewis Bell at 09/14/2008 12:05
Do want
Max Power's Avatar
Max Power at 09/14/2008 12:07
@Chaos Mage: That's what people in the business commonly refer to as a "Knee Bewb"...
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fetusmilk at 09/14/2008 12:09
why isnt she naked?
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Sam Spectre at 09/14/2008 12:12
wow O_O
kaciesaurus's Avatar
kaciesaurus at 09/14/2008 12:15
rofl @ knee boob.

her knee cap does have a nipple of sorts.
DrRockso's Avatar
DrRockso at 09/14/2008 12:17
fap fap fap
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Gorelord at 09/14/2008 12:22
nice crotch shot
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Sharpless at 09/14/2008 12:23
Her vagina, it appears to be taunting me.
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bruceleethree at 09/14/2008 12:32
i want to raid this women's tomb...please...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 09/14/2008 12:36
@bruceleethree: Well, it was only going to be so long before someone made that joke.
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ThunderHeartXI at 09/14/2008 12:53
A hot woman? With guns, you say? ... I'm down for that.
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JamnOnTheOne at 09/14/2008 12:57
"We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?"

Because women age poorly.
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mix at 09/14/2008 13:02
She looks mega naked in that last picture.....

Noice!
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falinter at 09/14/2008 13:03
In the near future we will find out that she is actually a Tomb Raider producer, photographed to get us hyped about a subpar game.
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 09/14/2008 13:05
whoa, wtf is up with last photo? She's shirtless!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 09/14/2008 13:07
oh, wait, that's her leg. I was fapping for nothing.
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Peteru at 09/14/2008 13:12
@kicking ass
Not really. These aren't very good photos. They lack some imagination, or photgrapher skills. Blurry too.

Great looking girl though.
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unstoppablejuggernaut at 09/14/2008 13:23
as neat as this is, and as much as i think she really captures the overall look of what Lara ( not fucking LAURA ) Croft should look like.... WOW, what a shitty photographer!

Jesus christ get some skills or at least read a "Photography for Dummies" book.

Granted im no photographer by profession but at least i know what kind of film to use for motion shots and how to focus a camera so everything isnt all out of focus all the time.
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Steve Vice at 09/14/2008 13:24
Hahaha! I was also looking at that last pictures wondering what the heck was going on and didn't realize it untill just now.... Knee boob....lafs!
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unstoppablejuggernaut at 09/14/2008 13:25
oh yeah i almost forgot my obligatory male response

"man shes hot, i want to fuck her once im done fapping to these awesome pics"
"why arent any of them in the nude?"
"wheres angelina?"
"angelinas way hotter"
"her tits arent big enough"


did i forget anything?

:D
moominsean's Avatar
moominsean at 09/14/2008 13:31
she is a really cute girl, but not very lara-esque. crappy photo shoot, too.
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Stoph at 09/14/2008 13:40
In one of the pics I can see Lara's Croft.
covah's Avatar
covah at 09/14/2008 13:43
am I the only one who loves her just based off of that one mole on the top of her boob?
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bbrigg1 at 09/14/2008 13:46
I could totally kick her ass.
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dnl2ba at 09/14/2008 13:48
What, no high kicks this time? I think she traded in the perv photographer for one who can't take a good photo to save his life.

Seriously, she's cute, but kinda too sweet and kittenish to be Lara. Karima had more of the "hardened badass with unwieldy rack" look going on.
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Sam Spectre at 09/14/2008 13:58
I'm going to miss Angelina despite this girls good looks. I could see her kicking the shit out of this girl.
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Blind assassin at 09/14/2008 14:02
How can a country that is stereotyped for having ugly buck-toothed women produce women that are this fracking hot? Every country produces Miss Universe candidates but English hotties are in their own league, man.
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Gameboi at 09/14/2008 14:23
Most Impressive... minus the blurriness.
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Triox at 09/14/2008 14:55
@Blind Assassin - We may not produce a lot, but quality over quantity is definately the order of the day :)

These have to be from a video/screen capture... There are no "professional" photographers that bad... are there??
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myheadsonfire at 09/14/2008 15:12
...DAAAAYYUUUMMMM.
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Detox at 09/14/2008 15:29
a nice crotch shot too, to go with the gallery...I like, I like
BigBaby9199's Avatar
BigBaby9199 at 09/14/2008 15:42
oh sweet jesus
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Holyetheline at 09/14/2008 15:51
Is her shirt off in that last pic?
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 09/14/2008 16:40
She can do whatever she wants to my ass
HIYO!
Capn Birdseye's Avatar
Capn Birdseye at 09/14/2008 16:48
Trust me, I am not complaining about looking at pretty ladies dressed up as game mascots, but what is it exactly that all these tomb raider models actually do?

It seems that every few months theres another hot english girl dressing up as croft and getting publicity for it. Are they for promotions? Do they just go to game launches or something?
Tamz's Avatar
Tamz at 09/14/2008 16:57
That last picture is really creepy
mykie's Avatar
mykie at 09/14/2008 17:03
I just squirted.
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skankerzero at 09/14/2008 17:18
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Max Power at 09/14/2008 17:40
@skankerzero: So I see they don't have a crotch station at her local tanning salon. Also, weird left arm. Is it broken? More and more she reminds me of Stretch Armstrong. Second also, what is she doing? Shooting a plane with one gun, a floor tile with the other, and kicking a low-flying bird?
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Teta at 09/14/2008 17:43
Pure Maple Syrup..... on here plz
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bottled dark at 09/14/2008 18:23
I think you misspelled a few things in the title:
New photos of Lara Croft model reveal that she can probably give you an erection.
see? i think it makes more sense now.
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