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New photos of Lara Croft model reveal that she can probably kick your ass photo

Pure Maple Syrup never looked this good! Ten new photos of Alison Carroll popped up on the internet today all decked out in Tomb Raider apparel, doing backflips and flashing her guns like dual hairdryers. I'm sorry, she just looks like a nice girl next door (that can proably kick my ass). She's definitely cheeky in the pants department, but when are we going to see an aging saggy-breasted Tomb Raider game where she beats people with her pnematic walking stick?  Must we continue to toss perfectly good milfs out of sequels? There must be some feminist out there pushing for fair and equal representation of aging heroines. We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?  

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Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:53
Superfluous Moniker
Sexy.
Chaos Mage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:57
Chaos Mage
What is with that last picture? Any one else see that?
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:57
xe-cute
Is it me losing my sight or are them pictures incredibly blurry?

Sack the photographer.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:57
MrSadistic
bonar
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:58
xe-cute
Actually on 2nd look they maybe screen captures from video?
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 11:58
Gibbo
What Chaos Mage Said. Also she looks nice and all but we all no Lara has unhuman sized tits.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:00
Niero
Yeah, agreed. Either the photographer fails at life or these are captures from a video study
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:00
Xbudz
Mmmmm maple syrup.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:01
linuxguy
karima FTW!
seriously that girl was smart and beautiful
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:05
Lewis Bell
Do want
Max Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:07
Max Power
@Chaos Mage: That's what people in the business commonly refer to as a "Knee Bewb"...
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:09
fetusmilk
why isnt she naked?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:12
Sam Spectre
wow O_O
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:15
kaciesaurus
rofl @ knee boob.

her knee cap does have a nipple of sorts.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:17
DrRockso
fap fap fap
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:22
Gorelord
nice crotch shot
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:23
Sharpless
Her vagina, it appears to be taunting me.
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:32
bruceleethree
i want to raid this women's tomb...please...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:36
Samit Sarkar
@bruceleethree: Well, it was only going to be so long before someone made that joke.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:53
ThunderHeartXI
A hot woman? With guns, you say? ... I'm down for that.
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 12:57
JamnOnTheOne
"We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?"

Because women age poorly.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:02
mix
She looks mega naked in that last picture.....

Noice!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:03
falinter
In the near future we will find out that she is actually a Tomb Raider producer, photographed to get us hyped about a subpar game.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:05
Hamza CTZ Aziz
whoa, wtf is up with last photo? She's shirtless!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:07
Hamza CTZ Aziz
oh, wait, that's her leg. I was fapping for nothing.
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:12
Peteru
@kicking ass
Not really. These aren't very good photos. They lack some imagination, or photgrapher skills. Blurry too.

Great looking girl though.
Steve Vice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:24
Steve Vice
Hahaha! I was also looking at that last pictures wondering what the heck was going on and didn't realize it untill just now.... Knee boob....lafs!
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:31
moominsean
she is a really cute girl, but not very lara-esque. crappy photo shoot, too.
Stoph's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:40
Stoph
In one of the pics I can see Lara's Croft.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:43
covah
am I the only one who loves her just based off of that one mole on the top of her boob?
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:46
bbrigg1
I could totally kick her ass.
dnl2ba's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:48
dnl2ba
What, no high kicks this time? I think she traded in the perv photographer for one who can't take a good photo to save his life.

Seriously, she's cute, but kinda too sweet and kittenish to be Lara. Karima had more of the "hardened badass with unwieldy rack" look going on.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 13:58
Sam Spectre
I'm going to miss Angelina despite this girls good looks. I could see her kicking the shit out of this girl.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 14:02
Blind assassin
How can a country that is stereotyped for having ugly buck-toothed women produce women that are this fracking hot? Every country produces Miss Universe candidates but English hotties are in their own league, man.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 14:23
Gameboi
Most Impressive... minus the blurriness.
Triox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 14:55
Triox
@Blind Assassin - We may not produce a lot, but quality over quantity is definately the order of the day :)

These have to be from a video/screen capture... There are no "professional" photographers that bad... are there??
myheadsonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 15:12
myheadsonfire
...DAAAAYYUUUMMMM.
BigBaby9199's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 15:42
BigBaby9199
oh sweet jesus
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 15:51
Holyetheline
Is her shirt off in that last pic?
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 16:40
SLiFE
She can do whatever she wants to my ass
HIYO!
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 16:48
Capn Birdseye
Trust me, I am not complaining about looking at pretty ladies dressed up as game mascots, but what is it exactly that all these tomb raider models actually do?

It seems that every few months theres another hot english girl dressing up as croft and getting publicity for it. Are they for promotions? Do they just go to game launches or something?
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 16:57
Tamz
That last picture is really creepy
mykie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 17:03
mykie
I just squirted.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 17:18
skankerzero
Max Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 17:40
Max Power
@skankerzero: So I see they don't have a crotch station at her local tanning salon. Also, weird left arm. Is it broken? More and more she reminds me of Stretch Armstrong. Second also, what is she doing? Shooting a plane with one gun, a floor tile with the other, and kicking a low-flying bird?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 17:43
Teta
Pure Maple Syrup..... on here plz
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 18:23
bottled dark
I think you misspelled a few things in the title:
New photos of Lara Croft model reveal that she can probably give you an erection.
see? i think it makes more sense now.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 18:39
Johnny Justice
The "weirdness" in the last photo is her leg. She's stepping up onto a higher platform of sorts.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 18:46
Corak
"The "weirdness" in the last photo is her leg. She's stepping up onto a higher platform of sorts."

Damn it let me have the boob fantasy. =P
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 20:10
Endstiem
Lara's rotting corpse? The last 2 games have been amazing.
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