11:57 AM on 09.14.2008
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Pure Maple Syrup never looked this good! Ten new photos of Alison Carroll popped up on the internet today all decked out in Tomb Raider apparel, doing backflips and flashing her guns like dual hairdryers. I'm sorry, she just looks like a nice girl next door (that can proably kick my ass). She's definitely cheeky in the pants department, but when are we going to see an aging saggy-breasted Tomb Raider game where she beats people with her pnematic walking stick? Must we continue to toss perfectly good milfs out of sequels? There must be some feminist out there pushing for fair and equal representation of aging heroines. We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's? Via pcgamehardwarenews
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Sexy.
What is with that last picture? Any one else see that?
Is it me losing my sight or are them pictures incredibly blurry?
Sack the photographer.
bonar
Actually on 2nd look they maybe screen captures from video?
What Chaos Mage Said. Also she looks nice and all but we all no Lara has unhuman sized tits.
Yeah, agreed. Either the photographer fails at life or these are captures from a video study
Mmmmm maple syrup.
karima FTW!
seriously that girl was smart and beautiful
Do want
@Chaos Mage: That's what people in the business commonly refer to as a "Knee Bewb"...
why isnt she naked?
wow O_O
rofl @ knee boob.
her knee cap does have a nipple of sorts.
fap fap fap
nice crotch shot
Her vagina, it appears to be taunting me.
i want to raid this women's tomb...please...
@bruceleethree: Well, it was only going to be so long before someone made that joke.
A hot woman? With guns, you say? ... I'm down for that.
"We all support Sean Connery's slowly rotting corpse, why not Lara's?"
Because women age poorly.
She looks mega naked in that last picture.....
Noice!
In the near future we will find out that she is actually a Tomb Raider producer, photographed to get us hyped about a subpar game.
whoa, wtf is up with last photo? She's shirtless!
oh, wait, that's her leg. I was fapping for nothing.
@kicking ass
Not really. These aren't very good photos. They lack some imagination, or photgrapher skills. Blurry too.
Great looking girl though.
as neat as this is, and as much as i think she really captures the overall look of what Lara ( not fucking LAURA ) Croft should look like.... WOW, what a shitty photographer!
Jesus christ get some skills or at least read a "Photography for Dummies" book.
Granted im no photographer by profession but at least i know what kind of film to use for motion shots and how to focus a camera so everything isnt all out of focus all the time.
Hahaha! I was also looking at that last pictures wondering what the heck was going on and didn't realize it untill just now.... Knee boob....lafs!
oh yeah i almost forgot my obligatory male response
"man shes hot, i want to fuck her once im done fapping to these awesome pics"
"why arent any of them in the nude?"
"wheres angelina?"
"angelinas way hotter"
"her tits arent big enough"
did i forget anything?
:D
she is a really cute girl, but not very lara-esque. crappy photo shoot, too.
In one of the pics I can see Lara's Croft.
am I the only one who loves her just based off of that one mole on the top of her boob?
I could totally kick her ass.
What, no high kicks this time? I think she traded in the perv photographer for one who can't take a good photo to save his life.
Seriously, she's cute, but kinda too sweet and kittenish to be Lara. Karima had more of the "hardened badass with unwieldy rack" look going on.
I'm going to miss Angelina despite this girls good looks. I could see her kicking the shit out of this girl.
How can a country that is stereotyped for having ugly buck-toothed women produce women that are this fracking hot? Every country produces Miss Universe candidates but English hotties are in their own league, man.
Most Impressive... minus the blurriness.
@Blind Assassin - We may not produce a lot, but quality over quantity is definately the order of the day :)
These have to be from a video/screen capture... There are no "professional" photographers that bad... are there??
...DAAAAYYUUUMMMM.
a nice crotch shot too, to go with the gallery...I like, I like
oh sweet jesus
Is her shirt off in that last pic?
She can do whatever she wants to my ass
HIYO!
Trust me, I am not complaining about looking at pretty ladies dressed up as game mascots, but what is it exactly that all these tomb raider models actually do?
It seems that every few months theres another hot english girl dressing up as croft and getting publicity for it. Are they for promotions? Do they just go to game launches or something?
That last picture is really creepy
I just squirted.
@skankerzero: So I see they don't have a crotch station at her local tanning salon. Also, weird left arm. Is it broken? More and more she reminds me of Stretch Armstrong. Second also, what is she doing? Shooting a plane with one gun, a floor tile with the other, and kicking a low-flying bird?
Pure Maple Syrup..... on here plz
I think you misspelled a few things in the title:
New photos of Lara Croft model reveal that she can probably give you an erection.
see? i think it makes more sense now.
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