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New NP Contra 4 poster will melt your face off photo

That's right, melt. It's that metal. By way of DSFanboy comes pictures that bring to mind the halcyon days of our youth, when our walls were lined with the posters that came in every monthly installment of Nintendo Power. This month features art for the upcoming Contra 4 on the DS, and -- well, I'll let the picture speak for itself.

I want this tattooed on my forehead -- nay, I want legislation passed to have this tattooed on every forehead. If the first word out of your mouth is "ugh, cheesy", bear in mind that this is undoubtedly a throwback to the art style of Contra gone by. Also, please take a moment to imagine how it could've been: ol' Lance and Bill rendered in that hilariously common anime style that seems to have the West gripped in its icy talons, you know, like a certain other Konami franchise.

How often have I purchased magazines for little more than demo discs or posters? More often than I'd care to admit, but in this case, I believe it to be entirely merited. 


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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:27
BahamutZero
ok, I know, too soon, too soon
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:28
Papapishu
Mancannon Chillidog Cuntknuckle Jr.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:28
Mabec
WTF is up with all this spamming??
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:28
Papapishu
Phil Harrison
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:29
Aaron Linde
Girthkick Heartmeat

ps digg eet
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:29
nsolo1717
Snaileb, Mcbeefcurtains just made my day , thank you
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:29
BahamutZero
Dirk "The Ass" Raper
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:32
tazarthayoot
@BahamutZero

It's never too early to make fun of dead wrestlers.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:32
tazarthayoot
Assfuck McRickroll
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:32
tazarthayoot
Inglebert Humperdink!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:32
BahamutZero
Tubesteak Mandingo
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:33
shipero
Thor Deathbringer
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:33
tazarthayoot
Richard "The Killheart" Killhearted!
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:34
Papapishu
Eugine Shitfucker, the most sensitive and poetic of the Shitfucker family.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:34
tazarthayoot
Ramyrfist Downyrspine!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:35
BahamutZero
Texas "Jim" murderpants
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:36
BahamutZero
Pickles
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:36
Papapishu
Edward Slaughterhands
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:36
Snaileb
Giggles Mcwiggles.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:37
Snaileb
I like murderpants.

I'll kill you with my murderpants!!!!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:38
tazarthayoot
Murder "Smiles" Manslaughter the fifth.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:40
Snaileb
Yager "S.C." McGoldschlager
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:41
BahamutZero
Dr. Dick Sass
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:42
Papapishu
Sealclubber Lang
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:46
Snaileb
I'll be on XBL. Peace.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:50
BluDesign
Beefslab Roidhead

Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:53
Necros
Haven't seen a post this long full of one-liners since Jim Sterling's post on the Abacus DS game.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:57
BluDesign
I think back of all the times I've seen people so sweaty and orange before and I draw a blank.

Do people who own guns just "orange" up?



Guess so...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:02
tazarthayoot
Arnold Van Staseagallundgrenson.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:03
BahamutZero
dvd - assbolutely



ORANGE-UP, FUCKERS. it's time for war

paid for by the US army
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:03
tazarthayoot
Thorny Arcott Damagezone.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:09
tazarthayoot
Broad Horsetranquilizers.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:23
BahamutZero
tazar, come on. you ever hear of OCD? get some help mang
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:26
rpbowlinggod
Smitty Warbenjeager-mandervanjansen.

Thank god I watch Spongebob
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:26
Topher Cantler
Anyway, yeah, that poster's awesome.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:28
tazarthayoot
Okay, I'm over it. I took an MST3K joke and ran it into the ground.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:32
BlindsideDork
Neither Arnold nor Slyvester were ever in an Alien movie! *gasp*
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 16:36
TheBrain
I have this poster. I'm thinking of putting it on my door at work to show just how hardcore (read: nerdtacular) I am.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 17:02
deanhatescoffee
Looks awesome. At least they don't have mustaches. lol
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 17:03
BahamutZero
ohhhh now I made taz feel bad. I am a bad person. Run free little spirit. run free.
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 17:11
Tempus
My face, it melts.
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 17:49
PiKo
"Let's attack aggressively" -Contra III

Best quote ever, glad to see this game is living up to it's old school predecessors.
Gavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 19:22
Gavin
I played the hell out of this game back in the day and this poster is so damn "Meh" that I just can't believe the buildup. Jeez, nostalgia isn't that powerful.
Verltron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 19:32
Verltron
Wow it's like they know exactly how little effort to put into something to get stupid nerds riled up about it
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 20:43
realyst
Fu Kyuptstein
Steak McPunchface
Ass McKickerston
Butch Hellhound
Gargantua McBallsack the Third


I want this poster enshrined in the tallest pegoda in the world man, with a big arrow sign saying "METAL" in 15 fuk'n languages.

And Verltron: Go drink a smoothie you tofu fartin' faerie;) This be Man's country.
ProtossX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 21:05
ProtossX
Sadly anyone who puts that poster on their wall is a virgin
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 21:57
RJG
Says the man who uses a Starcraft race as a name with the original "X" on the end.

I really hope this game doesn't get Probotector'd for PAL regions. If it does I'm going to have to import. Nothing against robots but it's just not the same.
Vanor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 23:04
Vanor
I made an account just to say how awesome this was!!! I could go faster but I'd have to drop the waxing compound! Put the top up! Put the top up! Relax you're in your own room. Calgon blow me away! Get out of my way you idiot--Stupid buddhist monk the Vietnam War has been over for hundreds of years!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 01:22
tazarthayoot
One MST3K comment, evolves into an entire comment board of names, and a new Dtoid user spouting off from one of the funniest MSTepisodes evar. I win da internetz!
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