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New NP Contra 4 poster will melt your face off photo

That's right, melt. It's that metal. By way of DSFanboy comes pictures that bring to mind the halcyon days of our youth, when our walls were lined with the posters that came in every monthly installment of Nintendo Power. This month features art for the upcoming Contra 4 on the DS, and -- well, I'll let the picture speak for itself.

I want this tattooed on my forehead -- nay, I want legislation passed to have this tattooed on every forehead. If the first word out of your mouth is "ugh, cheesy", bear in mind that this is undoubtedly a throwback to the art style of Contra gone by. Also, please take a moment to imagine how it could've been: ol' Lance and Bill rendered in that hilariously common anime style that seems to have the West gripped in its icy talons, you know, like a certain other Konami franchise.

How often have I purchased magazines for little more than demo discs or posters? More often than I'd care to admit, but in this case, I believe it to be entirely merited. 

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AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:40
AngelsDontBurn
Oh my god. It looks so good! I seriously can't wait for this game! Alien Wars was SO amazing! Talk about old school poster! DO WANT!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:43
tazarthayoot
Thick McRunfast! Bulk Vanderhuge! Girth Explosive! Bob Johnson!...wait...
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:43
Mabec
How much for that poster? No, honestly, how much for a copy of that magazin transfered to sweden? PM me on the forums.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:45
WastelandTraveler
I want that poster.... NOW! Garh I really want to get a DS for contra 4 now >:E
Simon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:48
Simon
I sooo want that on my wall
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:49
BahamutZero
I think I see Vin Diesel
Skeeblar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:54
Skeeblar
Epic...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:55
tazarthayoot
Thorn Meatgristle!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:56
BahamutZero
Lightning McNuts
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:56
AngelsDontBurn
I think I see Snipes.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:57
BahamutZero
Fauntleroy Q. Peniswhistle

errr... maybe not
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:57
Rockvillian
Big McLargehuge!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:58
tazarthayoot
MST3K!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 14:59
tazarthayoot
Explosion S. Killingpants!
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tazarthayoot
Bam McWhamMa'am!
(dedicated to Snail's Mom)
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tazarthayoot
David "Kills a lot" McGillicuddy!
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tazarthayoot
Admiral Headshot with his right hand man, Sgt. Stiffles!
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Snaileb
Gnarly Killjoy Magoo.

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tazarthayoot
Fleshwound Lawlsaplenty!
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BahamutZero
Thad Nitro
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:04
Snaileb
WTF.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:04
tazarthayoot
God this should be a contest.
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tazarthayoot
Killer McKillerson! Nickname "Tiny" to his friends!
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Hurricane Emily
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tazarthayoot
Dyson Slicemup!
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Snaileb
Bruno Bulldog Brute.

(try using three names, all same first letter)
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:11
shipero
Butch Thunderkill
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:12
tazarthayoot
Hunley Heinous-Heimenson!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:12
tazarthayoot
Three names aren't nearly as quick and funny as two name ones.
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tazarthayoot
Husky Boomshot!
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shipero
Rod Rogan Rampage
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Aaron Linde
His dog could be named Spud Thunderfuck.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:14
Aaron Linde
Hogan Horseloins.
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Snaileb
Machette Eddie
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tazarthayoot
Teddy "Moosecock" Shotszalot!
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 15:15
Papapishu
Because it was bound to come up eventually, let's just get it out of our systems:



Also, Brock Missle-leg and his good buddy Toho the 'splosive.
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Snaileb
Grimey Thundercunt
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This is the greatest comment section ever.
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Snaileb
Bloke Smoker (of bitches)
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Bernice "Mack Truck" Fuckseverything!
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Huge McBulgebulk the third.
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shipero
Joe FaceFucker Esq.
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Snaileb
Cooter Vagoo Mcbeefcurtains

I finally used all three in one sentence.. huzzah..
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Snaileb
Cage the Rage Manning
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