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New NP Contra 4 poster will melt your face off

2:40 PM on 07.02.2007, Aaron Linde 111 comments

New NP Contra 4 poster will melt your face off photo
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That's right, melt. It's that metal. By way of DSFanboy comes pictures that bring to mind the halcyon days of our youth, when our walls were lined with the posters that came in every monthly installment of Nintendo Power. This month features art for the upcoming Contra 4 on the DS, and -- well, I'll let the picture speak for itself.

I want this tattooed on my forehead -- nay, I want legislation passed to have this tattooed on every forehead. If the first word out of your mouth is "ugh, cheesy", bear in mind that this is undoubtedly a throwback to the art style of Contra gone by. Also, please take a moment to imagine how it could've been: ol' Lance and Bill rendered in that hilariously common anime style that seems to have the West gripped in its icy talons, you know, like a certain other Konami franchise.

How often have I purchased magazines for little more than demo discs or posters? More often than I'd care to admit, but in this case, I believe it to be entirely merited. 


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Mabec at 07/02/2007 14:43
How much for that poster? No, honestly, how much for a copy of that magazin transfered to sweden? PM me on the forums.
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dyslixec at 07/02/2007 14:45
I want that poster.... NOW! Garh I really want to get a DS for contra 4 now >:E
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Gemsi at 07/02/2007 14:48
I sooo want that on my wall
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 14:49
I think I see Vin Diesel
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Skeeblar at 07/02/2007 14:54
Epic...
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 14:55
Thorn Meatgristle!
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 14:56
Lightning McNuts
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AngelsDontBurn at 07/02/2007 14:56
I think I see Snipes.
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 14:57
Fauntleroy Q. Peniswhistle

errr... maybe not
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Rockvillian at 07/02/2007 14:57
Big McLargehuge!
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 14:58
MST3K!
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 14:59
Explosion S. Killingpants!
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 14:59
Bam McWhamMa'am!
(dedicated to Snail's Mom)
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:00
David "Kills a lot" McGillicuddy!
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:01
Admiral Headshot with his right hand man, Sgt. Stiffles!
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:01
Gnarly Killjoy Magoo.

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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:02
Fleshwound Lawlsaplenty!
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 15:03
Thad Nitro
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:04
WTF.
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:04
God this should be a contest.
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:05
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:07
Killer McKillerson! Nickname "Tiny" to his friends!
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 15:08
Hurricane Emily
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:09
Dyson Slicemup!
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:10
Bruno Bulldog Brute.

(try using three names, all same first letter)
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shipero at 07/02/2007 15:11
Butch Thunderkill
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:12
Hunley Heinous-Heimenson!
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:12
Three names aren't nearly as quick and funny as two name ones.
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:13
Husky Boomshot!
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shipero at 07/02/2007 15:13
Rod Rogan Rampage
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Aaron Linde at 07/02/2007 15:13
His dog could be named Spud Thunderfuck.
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Aaron Linde at 07/02/2007 15:14
Hogan Horseloins.
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:14
Machette Eddie
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:15
Teddy "Moosecock" Shotszalot!
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Papapishu at 07/02/2007 15:15
Because it was bound to come up eventually, let's just get it out of our systems:



Also, Brock Missle-leg and his good buddy Toho the 'splosive.
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:16
Grimey Thundercunt
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:16
This is the greatest comment section ever.
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:17
Bloke Smoker (of bitches)
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:17
Bernice "Mack Truck" Fuckseverything!
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shipero at 07/02/2007 15:18
Dirk Fugly
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tazarthayoot at 07/02/2007 15:19
Huge McBulgebulk the third.
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shipero at 07/02/2007 15:20
Joe FaceFucker Esq.
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:20
Cooter Vagoo Mcbeefcurtains

I finally used all three in one sentence.. huzzah..
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Snaileb at 07/02/2007 15:22
Cage the Rage Manning
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mmorris at 07/02/2007 15:22
Suzmiya Haruhi
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 15:25
Strangledirk Fragtruck
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Papapishu at 07/02/2007 15:26
Tinklepants Wetsalot the Testosteroniest
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BahamutZero at 07/02/2007 15:27
Wild Man Chris "The murderer" Benoit
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