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New motherf*ckin' shoes for your Avatar! photo

Microsoft's plan to turn thousands of Xbox Live homophobes gay continues apace, with community manager and sensual funfair Major Nelson confirming that six new pairs of shoes are available for your smirking, soulless Avatars to wear. These new shoes will be incredibly helpful while your Avatars ... do nothing. As usual.

Flip flops, high top sneakers, sandals and 70's leather platforms are available for the men, while the seven women who frequent Xbox Live can download sunny day sandals and white 60's boots. I know you're all rushing to your consoles right now to download these hot items while masturbating violently at the thought of those sexy leather platforms. 

As always, the new clothing items are free, because not even Microsoft has the sheer force of gall required to charge for this sh*t. 

Yet.


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MissHinasaki's Avatar
MissHinasaki at 05/13/2009 11:03
So why can't women have normal shoes?

I'll go with the Go-Go boots anyways. >_>
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 05/13/2009 11:05
SHOES MOTHERFUCKER!
foolishwolf's Avatar
foolishwolf at 05/13/2009 11:09
mmm Veronica Zemanova...

yes I know her name
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 05/13/2009 11:17
Can we just get the option to change the colors on any piece of clothing? That doesn't seem like an enormous undertaking.
benjaxez's Avatar
benjaxez at 05/13/2009 11:17
hmm jordan look alikes :)

they need better clothes though .. seriously..
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 05/13/2009 11:19
Microsoft turning your little ones into metrosexuals confirmed!!
Tarvu's Avatar
Tarvu at 05/13/2009 11:54
I happen to have no legs, and I am insulted that I cannot be represented by an avatar in a similar predicament, it's discrimination against the disabled!

If I actually had no legs, I would complain.
SpiritualSodomy's Avatar
SpiritualSodomy at 05/13/2009 12:08
Oh come on surely ya can show a bit a tit from time to time? Make it so....!
rsquad's Avatar
rsquad at 05/13/2009 12:13
once again, the writing in this article is classic Sterling. bravo, man, bravo.
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 05/13/2009 12:27
Sometimes, I feel like a young adult at a Hanna Montana concert. Think about that.
NostalGeek's Avatar
NostalGeek at 05/13/2009 12:47
The title of the news and the picture associated is borderline epic!
SpiritualSodomy's Avatar
SpiritualSodomy at 05/13/2009 13:02
@ Otomiruninja

Whats google.....?
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 05/13/2009 13:16
I'm surprised they still didn't charge for it ...
n0brein's Avatar
n0brein at 05/13/2009 14:14
the shhhhooooooooooooossssseeeaaa (I hope someone gets this :) )
Shadowiii's Avatar
Shadowiii at 05/13/2009 14:18
They can keep their boots if it means the boot in that picture goes away. Stupid tease. *tear
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 05/13/2009 15:17
LIKE OMG NEW SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drauglim's Avatar
Drauglim at 05/13/2009 16:23
about fucking time to put in generic sandals, fucking retards making useless items and including goth boots. GIVE ME MY GOD DAMNED TIVAS!
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/13/2009 16:46
Why do gay people care about shoes? Who gives a shit about your avatars? It's all about the video games not some avatar representation of you playing the games.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 05/14/2009 05:27
Why do gay people care about shoes?

Don't tell anyone but they're the source of all our power

Also fuck avatar clothing, how bout microsoft you start working on fixing the lag whenever i try to check my messages during a game. hmm?
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 05/14/2009 07:39
I think what Wardrox is saying is that he's a pedophile
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