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New motherf*ckin' shoes for your Avatar! photo

Microsoft's plan to turn thousands of Xbox Live homophobes gay continues apace, with community manager and sensual funfair Major Nelson confirming that six new pairs of shoes are available for your smirking, soulless Avatars to wear. These new shoes will be incredibly helpful while your Avatars ... do nothing. As usual.

Flip flops, high top sneakers, sandals and 70's leather platforms are available for the men, while the seven women who frequent Xbox Live can download sunny day sandals and white 60's boots. I know you're all rushing to your consoles right now to download these hot items while masturbating violently at the thought of those sexy leather platforms. 

As always, the new clothing items are free, because not even Microsoft has the sheer force of gall required to charge for this sh*t. 

Yet.


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MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:03
MissHinasaki
So why can't women have normal shoes?

I'll go with the Go-Go boots anyways. >_>
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:05
MrSadistic
SHOES MOTHERFUCKER!
foolishwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:09
foolishwolf
mmm Veronica Zemanova...

yes I know her name
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:17
Char Aznable
Can we just get the option to change the colors on any piece of clothing? That doesn't seem like an enormous undertaking.
benjaxez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:17
benjaxez
hmm jordan look alikes :)

they need better clothes though .. seriously..
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:19
Corak
Microsoft turning your little ones into metrosexuals confirmed!!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:54
Tarvu
I happen to have no legs, and I am insulted that I cannot be represented by an avatar in a similar predicament, it's discrimination against the disabled!

If I actually had no legs, I would complain.
SpiritualSodomy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:08
SpiritualSodomy
Oh come on surely ya can show a bit a tit from time to time? Make it so....!
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:13
rsquad
once again, the writing in this article is classic Sterling. bravo, man, bravo.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:27
wardrox
Sometimes, I feel like a young adult at a Hanna Montana concert. Think about that.
NostalGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:47
NostalGeek
The title of the news and the picture associated is borderline epic!
SpiritualSodomy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 13:02
SpiritualSodomy
@ Otomiruninja

Whats google.....?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 13:16
Naim Master
I'm surprised they still didn't charge for it ...
n0brein's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 14:14
n0brein
the shhhhooooooooooooossssseeeaaa (I hope someone gets this :) )
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 14:18
Shadowiii
They can keep their boots if it means the boot in that picture goes away. Stupid tease. *tear
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 15:17
Wexx
LIKE OMG NEW SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drauglim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 16:23
Drauglim
about fucking time to put in generic sandals, fucking retards making useless items and including goth boots. GIVE ME MY GOD DAMNED TIVAS!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 16:46
Chronic Logic
Why do gay people care about shoes? Who gives a shit about your avatars? It's all about the video games not some avatar representation of you playing the games.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 05:27
TheToiletDuck
Why do gay people care about shoes?

Don't tell anyone but they're the source of all our power

Also fuck avatar clothing, how bout microsoft you start working on fixing the lag whenever i try to check my messages during a game. hmm?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 07:39
AgentMOO
I think what Wardrox is saying is that he's a pedophile
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