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New Mass Effect screenshots, web comic photo

The latest batch of Mass Effect screenshots may look exactly like the ones we've seen before, but we're excited to have them anyway.  Once again, we find Commander Sheppard in a Robert Summa haircut roaming around with a pensive look on his face in various forms of undress. Oh, where could that damn space station McDonald's be?

In other news, Destructoid would also like to inform our readers of the dangers of internet dating and just how important it is to conceal your giant alien phallus when answering the door bell.

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Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:28
Colette Bennett
Heh. Heh. Heh.
ghettosmurf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:29
ghettosmurf
haha, thanks for the very useful PSA. and at least we finally get to see a "different" sheppard.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:29
Toneman
Everyone's try to steal the Summa look.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:29
Niero
They're all doing it wrong.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:37
BlindsideDork
That main pic looks like something out of the old point and click adventure the Dig!


FTW
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:41
World Famous
Can't stop, won't stop
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:49
TheStripe
*hopes this game is as good as it looks.*
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 11:51
tazarthayoot
Wait, we're supposed to not whip out our alien-phallus at the beginning?

No wonder all my dates go horribly awry.
Woocifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:49
Woocifer
Why is it in every picture Dash Star-raper there is lookin all shifty to the left or right... And that shot totally reminded me of the Dig too. Who knew that next-gen meant really great-old-gen.
Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 14:41
Sphinx 13
I can't wait for this game, eff Halo 3
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 18:20
ArrestedDeveloper
Must....touch....penis....
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