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Mario Kart Wii is set to come out April 27. Until then, though, we got a ton of new videos of the game to check out. GameTrailers has several new videos, but I've only snatched a couple of my favorites, which are all after the jump.

But before that, here's the Japanese intro for the game. Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach are racing along on invisible karts with the stupid wheel shell. After Peach knocks away Luigi, the movie cuts into random gameplay scenes of the various courses, vehicles and maps. Just look at how Peach looks at Mario. She's such a cockteasing b*tch

I did a little yelp when I saw that they brought back the Ghost Valley course. The original is by far my favorite of all the Mario Kart games, and I adored the Ghost Valley courses.

 

 

Another returning classic course, this time from Mario Kart 64. This is also my other favorite from the Kart series.  

 



Funny enough, I really only care about the returning courses so far for Mario Kart Wii. Everything after the GBA version has disappointed me so much of the series that I'm not at all excited for MK Wii. The motorcycles look somewhat interesting, but that's about it. 

 

Also, they better not charge over $50 for the game just because of a damn shell.








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Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 04:58
Burnt Meatloaf
This might sound a bit off-topic, but... listen to that first video for a second. How is it at all possible for voice actors to sound so apathetic when yelling, "Whee!" and "Oh yeah!"

The music is wretched, too. It just has the feel of a game you'd find in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart for $5.

I know graphics (and by association, audio) don't matter, but... whatever happened to craftsmanship?
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 05:08
The GHost
It has Ghost valleys. How can I not love it? Forcing a wheel into the equation is fail though, unless they actually add some sort of functionality to it :/

Somehow I doubt that'll happen.
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 05:16
Fanatism
@the GHost

where's the forcing part?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 06:48
Aaron Mxy Yost
I think Mario Kart DS was the high point of the series... the GBA game really never clicked with me. 12 player online races and online battle mode is what has me really interested in this one.
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 06:49
Morrius
Oh... it's Mario Kart.
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 06:53
van
where are the videos?
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 07:14
PSIq0ut
poor poor luigi... Peach is such a bitch.
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 07:40
Lord The Night Knight
"The music is wretched, too. It just has the feel of a game you'd find in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart for $5.

I know graphics (and by association, audio) don't matter, but... whatever happened to craftsmanship?"

1. How could you judge the music from a short clip, where half the music is drowned out?

2. Whatever happened to not judging graphics based on compressed video?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 08:36
Sam Spectre
I feel like I've bought this game 4 times already. It's going to take something new for me to buy this one. I'd get it if the Wii's online didn't fail so much.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 08:52
deiga-the-semivaliant
Goddammit, Nintendo.

In each and every one of your trailers, Luigi gets his ass kicked. For once, I would like to see him come up on top.

Just once.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 08:54
AgentMOO
Man, no pigeon support? I'm like roll that shit, send that shit, read it.
ironmanrules1333's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 09:55
ironmanrules1333
Look A wheel!
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 10:29
parrothead
Mario Kart DS is a great game. I was very impressed with that one. Not sure if I am going to buy the Wii version, it looks like the same game plus Motorcycles.
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:21
Zero Iscariot
Can't see the videos (firefox beta 3, Leopard)

Anyway, my brand new Wii has graphical glitches all over the screen (blue/green/pink flashing dots), but still runs games. Gotta call Nintendo before Mario Kart drops.
Triphoppin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:23
Triphoppin
his has always been one of my favorite games ever since the beginning of it on the SNES -- can't wait!
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:26
njsykora
For starters the boost mechanic has changed, boosts now get more powerful the longer you hold the slide rather than waggling the stick so there's more skill there. Secondly it has 16 new tracks, what more do you want from a Mario Kart game?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:26
Velt
Mario Kart DS is probably the best one so far in the series (excluding the first one which was nothing more than awesomness).
I wish i had more friends (cheap bastards), that wanted to buy a ds only for playing mario kart ds.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:47
king3vbo
PROTIP:
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE DOUBLE DASH

Without working online, which you know it doesnt have, I wont be buying this. Also, it looks exactly like double dash
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 11:53
Kaspar
Bowser can't fit on a motorcycle, so he uses a car instead? What the hell?


I'm still having a rough time with Mario Kart DS, the 150CC races are killing me.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 12:14
brosef
Dammit. All I want is to be able to talk smack online when I hit someone with a well-aimed green shell. Is that so wrong?

I'm actually excited about this game. My love for Mario Kart has never died, so I don't care if the graphics aren't drop-your-pants pretty.

@King3vbo
I'm sure a side-by-side comparison video will be released here soon to prove you wrong/right.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 12:40
AngelsDontBurn
It's really hard to tell if the graphics even look any better. It really does look like Double Dash from all of the video. I didn't like Double Dash and I don't know if I'll like this because the whole trick thing looks pretty... Gay?

But I'll probably end up getting it for the broken multiplayer.
lubczyk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 12:53
lubczyk
Forza 2 - Local 2 player Split-screen with no AI racers. No Split-screen online.

Grans Turismo 5 Prologue - Local 2 player Split-screen with no AI racers. No Split-screen online.

Mario Kart Wii - Local 4 player Split-screen with AI racers. 2 Player Split-screen Onlilne.

Wow, who would have thought!!! The Wii outperforms the 360 and PS3 in features.

Shows just how retarded Microsoft's and Sony's strategies now are.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:04
necrozen
I think it looks fun and I'm very excited about it. While I enjoyed the DS version, my favorite to this day is DoubleDash for the cube. We still get together and play that one.

Since I haven't played this one yet, I can't predict it's inevitable success or failure. I can say that I think that the steering wheel looks like it is going to work and I look forward to it coming out so I can play it!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:16
Sharpless
Luigi is a metaphor for the black community and how whitey is always keeping them down. DOWN WITH WHITEY. DOWN WITH MARIO.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:25
Unicorn
Mario Kart: Super Circuit for the GBA is by FAR my favorite Mario Kart. it was amazing then, and i still play it.

the music and tracks were awesome, and nothing beats the 2-D mode7-esque graphics. it even had the SNES tracks! how perfect is that?!?!

unbelievably. but it was/is/will be.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:32
Unicorn
also.

this game looks exactly like Double Dash.

screw graphics and go back to mode7 2D. that's where the series is in my head. everything past that is just trying to compete with flashy racing games, but fails cuz it's still trying to pay tribute to the cartoony 2D roots.


i'm probably the only one who still believes this, so don't bash me too hard.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:40
Teta
I was very dissapinted with the GC and GBA versions, making me loose the love for the series.
And i spent too many hours playing the N64 version. Too many.
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:41
freeman1
Wtf? No carrier pigeon support? That's BS.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 13:51
Kyousuke Nanbu
I liked the Kart games up until 64 when the luster whore off, its just a copy and paste hack job, sprinkled with new vehicles and a few new characters, the same shitty broken A.I is still there.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 14:15
GuitarAtomik
I just can't get excited for this. I've mentioned before that for some reason that I can't explain, this one just gives me the vibe of one of the Mario Kart rip-off games except with actual Mario Kart skins. That's just the way it feels to me.

If I had ANY confidence that the online wasn't going to be straight up broken (or had decent communication options) then I could get a little excited, but after Brawl I just fucking doubt it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 14:18
Samit Sarkar
What king3vbo said.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 14:33
Justice
Poor Luigi.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 14:39
Holyetheline
I'm sick of recycled tracks... it's really getting boring. I want more than just 12 new tracks... seriously wtf.
Hiltz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 14:51
Hiltz
I'm happy to see that there's plenty of speed boosters on the different tracks. Those were always one of the most fun parts of playing Mario Kart games.

The only Mario Kart games that I have played and liked are the ones on N64 and DS.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 15:04
wario67
I hope they have a Luigi's mansion stage :)
they could have the mirrors act as portals to the other parts of the mansion and they could drive through the graveyard.
JJBro1's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 16:32
JJBro1
Is this seriously the intro to the game or a promotional trailer?
killboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 16:35
killboy
koopa troopa on a motorbike might be the best thing i've ever seen.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 17:18
RskimB
not excited much
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 23:41
PsychosesMan
Man, what? The GBA version sucked dong, and I can't make myself go back to the 64 version after Double Dash. As a general policy I refuse to pay money for "modern" hardware less powerful than a DOS-based computer from the early 90s, so I never got a DS.

My parents are buying a Wii just for this game because back in the day Mario Kart 64 was the only game we could all three play as a family (my Mom is very not a gamer), so I was looking forward to this until I saw they were recycling tracks from the SNES version with, honestly, a bare-minimum improvement in graphics. Now I'm depressed.
ridley80's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 00:55
ridley80
whatever you guys are all haters. You know you will buy this when it comes out because you all have little cousins and you will eventually have a party where everyone will play the Wii and you'll be thinking "Damn everyone loves Mario Kart, should've got it!"
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 11:19
Noah
Maybe if it came with a free steering wheel, AND an expansion pack ala Donky Kong 64, I'd be more interested. Currently bothering my friend's Wii while his tv's broken...can't get past how terrible the graphics are.
Katana's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 12:05
Katana
OK, so they have motorbikes? Cool. What else?

..........


I said, what else?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 21:00
HarassmentPanda
This game really snuck up on me. Even if it does look just like Double Dash, I love Mario Kart games and I'll blindly buy them due to nostalgia alone. Yeah, I'm that guy.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:08
LarkOhiya
I'd rather play double dash personally. I'll never understand why that feature never was liked by enough people.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:42
Bob Muir
I saw Yoshi Falls from MKDS in there, which I hope is reskinned and not a straight port a la Ghost Valley from the original.
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