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New levels of insanity: gaming blamed for teens who suck at driving! photo

The New Zealand Herald ran a story earlier about three of their teenagers who, like most teenagers, are (were) terrible drivers and managed to get themselves into a high speed police chase that ended in their deaths. That's all well and good, but then we have Maurice Williamson (the National Transport Spokesman) saying that video games are somehow at fault! Here's a quote:

"Three Auckland teenagers were killed when the vehicle they were in crashed off the Northwestern Motorway in Auckland during a high-speed police pursuit on Christmas Eve.

National's transport spokesman Maurice Williamson says today's young people think they are bullet-proof. He blames Playstations and X-boxes for making teens think they can drive stupidly and just push the reset button if anything goes wrong."

*cue sound of record skipping* 

Hold on just one second!

Have we really reached the point where we can blame literally anything on video games? Could I say that Quake 3 somehow retroactively caused the Holocaust, or that Katamari Damacy was responsible for that hurricane that hit Thailand? Sure, it's been scientifically proven that prolonged exposure to Halo raises the likelyhood that one will wear a polo shirt with a "popped" collar or that they would ask their "bros" for help doing a "keg stand", but until these kiwis show me some proof of their claims, the only thing I'm going to draw from this article is that they need to spend more time with Gran Turismo.


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World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 15:54
World Famous
ZOMG TEH PLAYSTATION MAKES ME GOEZ FASTERS!!11!1!1!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 15:57
Snaileb
My diareaha is more explosive than that.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 15:57
World Famous
Did you know video games sneak into homes and kill babies and puppies?
CrackerlySeagull's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 15:59
CrackerlySeagull
Looks like Nex didn't get his Christmas wish.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 16:03
Snaileb
Thats brutal. I was hoping videogames werent the awnser to youthinization, but what better way, right?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 16:09
bhive01
euthanasia?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 16:14
Snaileb
yeah. that too. Scuse me while I go beat the crap out of a dictionary, and hug a math book. Stupid grammar.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 16:22
Fronz
hahah my favorite POD song. "we are we areeee - the youthinaztionnnn"
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 16:24
Snaileb
lol thats awesome.. thats not what it says but from now on it does. Fuckin right, POD song is creepy. With the kids... singing about 'youthinazation'. I like pretend.
dark_inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 17:58
dark_inchworm
I think you mean to cue the sound of a record scratching. :)

But yeah, this is, to put it simply, dumb.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 19:34
Cruds
Hasn't this happened before? 2 kids in Canada who wrecked a car , they did blame it on video games cuz there was a copy of NFS in the car.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 19:43
Dexter345
My dad always told me that I'm a better driver than my sister because I grew up playing video games. Little does he know that the real reason I'm a better driver than my sister is because she's a female and I'm not.
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 21:40
Ballistic90
Yeah, whenever I get into a car I find it hard not to perform takedowns on cars with a red arrow floating above them. In case you don't know, that's ALL cars.
notforsale's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 23:03
notforsale
Sheesh, Im as embaressed as an embaressed thing over this. The shame, it burns like Herpies. I apologize on behalf of the Numbnuts of New Zealand.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2006 04:48
Samit Sarkar
Oh, sure, blame a crash on videogames that make youngsters feel invincible by living vicariously through the games...not movies like The Fast and the Furious or [insert Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick here]
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2006 08:39
Vigor
No true story i talked to leon the crackhead because he had info to setup big mike the rival dealer. So i had to take leon to the local crack house to get his fix. So he gave me the info, so i drove to my local hideout to stock up on molotov cocktails and AK clips. Because i used all of my molotov cocktails on the rampage boost where i killed 56 and got 187,453 Moneys. So i got my molotov cocktails and i had only 4:23 to get the mission done. Guess what happened? I crashed into the water and you cant swim out of the car when you crash so i revived within the nearest hospital thank god!
djnexus911's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2006 10:47
djnexus911
whats the world coming to sheesh... and that crash picture is insane no ones walking away from that.
Onorem's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2006 13:11
Onorem
Don't blame Playstation. Don't blame The Fast and the Furious. Blame stupid people for their own stupidity. Vin Deisel had just as much to do with the crash as Need for Speed did.
ScrewdriverKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2006 16:46
ScrewdriverKing
I always thought the POD song was "We are we are...the United Nations".

PS: I always drive better after playing some Forza.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 12:41
Holyetheline
POD sux.
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 19:27
Ninjajuice66
Apperantly these kids didn't play ENOUGH games becauce the was no RPG launcher found at the scene.
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 19:28
Ninjajuice66
(I apoligize for the typos in my prev. post.)
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 13:00
Kyousuke Nanbu
Teenagers will always do stupid crap when they're driving, the key is to keep it within the law.
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2007 13:33
Serpentish
The only reason I have the uber driving skills I have now is because of all my rigorous practice playing zelda.
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