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New Lara Croft talks smack about the old ones photo

You remember the new Lara, Alison Carrol, right? Miss Look At My Short Pants And Everything Else was chosen to be the face of Tomb Raider: Underworld for not only her looks, but her gymnastic abilities. In an interview with OXM, she does not hesitate to say how she's a better Lara than the other ladies from the past:

Well, previously the models have been very static and I've been taken on because of my gymnastic ability. In the game she's been motion captured, so her movements are more fluid and more believable, so as the model I'm doing that as well. I'm bringing the athletic side as well as the model, so I've got my own little Lara routine that I do, I don't know if you saw it earlier?

Yeah, we saw it earlier. Wow. On that topic, here's the best part of the interview:

And because this is the role of an attractive female character and there may be, you know, some crude remarks on the internet, how are you going to deal with that?
(Eidos PR) Don't even go there

Sorry, we already did.

[Via CVG]








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Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:05
Teen Idol
Sweet geezuz..I approve.
100% guaranteed fap-worthy.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:07
Jesus H Christ
This new Lara Croft model seems to be a bit of a twat. Can we stop talking about her please? I mean, posting pictures is fine, but no more quotes.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:09
Unicorn
fap fap?
Max Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:13
Max Power
(Eidos PR) Don't even go there

Cockblocked.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:15
Sharpless
Even though I can't see her vagina in those pictures, I know it's there, and I know it's great.

I will go there, Eidos. I live there.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:25
Phoenix Gamma
Don't go there?

Eidos, if she looks like a slut, walks like a slut, and acts like a slut (with her legs unnecessarily spread for all to see. Do women actually JUMP like that?), then you can bet I'll talk about her like the slut you treat her as.

However, I'm sure she's a lovely woman, and at the off chance that she happens to read this comment, my phone number is 555 555 6384 and I would love to go on a walk on the beach sometime.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:29
Syn
I dunno, she might be hot, but she doesn't have that look about her that makes me think she could kick my ass...

...I'd probably let her anyway though
Shmoil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:45
Shmoil
This was a fine piece of news.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:45
Gorelord
wow i didnt see all those pics of her vag before (in the link). man.... thats awesome. thank god for that.
Firebrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:47
Firebrand
I love Lara Croft girls! Awesome
AJBennin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:49
AJBennin
That's hott.
goblinjack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:49
goblinjack
eh...yeah she'll do
pierat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:49
pierat
Great article....hot pics too!
childofthepanopticon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 19:57
childofthepanopticon
does she know Keri Strug?
TheNakedAnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:08
TheNakedAnt
I wanna sex her bottom!
BenMC's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:08
BenMC
ooo baby baby
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:20
xe-cute
OMG them photos are so bad.

Yet again, sack the photographer.


You can tell she just had a full waxing and you can see where the sun don't shine... but ffs it looks terrible.


I thought these days they could kinda give her a tan and photoshop that stuble out.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:21
Wexx
mmmmm...
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:22
Gameboi
As attractive as she may be, I hope this isn't a sign that she's let the attention go to her head. Lara would not approve of that. Nor do we.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 20:38
Too Much Coffee Man
Sex sells.

but what it sells is not always good.

i'll reserve my judgment until the game's released.
FinalFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 21:25
FinalFist
hahahaha you can see the place where she shaved...fap fap?
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 21:35
Phantom Spaceman
Alison, are we gonna date or what? Stop teasing me.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 21:35
Gorelord
@ xe-cute
why do people feel the need to make negative comments about vag? her crotch isnt tan enough? dude come on. its vag. learn to appreciate all its beauty. even pastey white and with beard stubble, its still sweeeet sweet vag.
it really doesnt look good on your part to make comments like that.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 22:05
Unicorn
@reaprar

goddammit. lawl
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 22:33
MechaMonkey
"I've been taken on because of my gymnastic ability."

So you banged the producer in ways he's never seen before. I suppose if it gets the job done...
MF DOOM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 22:52
MF DOOM
@ Gameboi
who cares, women flap their mouths all the time and half the time all i hear blah blah blah. Anyway, that is one fine piece of gymnastics, full leg split wow!
shadow1w2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 23:46
shadow1w2
Personally I think she makes a good Lara.
Plus she as the moves to boot.

Though I do so how a real life model compared to a superior 3D model can be kinda disapointing.....

Nope, shes good.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:26
Holyetheline
She's the only laura croft as far as i'm concerned
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 10:30
TrailerParkJesus
When she gets replaced by a new model in six months, has to go back to her receptionist job, and we never hear from her again, I'll miss her.

At least I'll always have these embarrassing photos of her to fap to.
stevesan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 12:53
stevesan
hold a sec..what is her job exactly? she's not acting in the cutscenes...not doing mocap...not doing voice overs...is she just a booth babe basically? if so, man there's sure a ton of attention on just a booth babe.
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