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New Kane and Lynch contest has nothing to do with Kane and Lynch photo

Usually, when a company sponsors a contest, you tend to expect that the contest might actually have a prize from that company or at least have the contest themed with that company's products. Eidos apparently doesn't use that logic.

Eidos' Kane and Lynch: Dead Men has teamed up with MySpace, Playboy, and IGN to hold a cyber-search for the sexiest piece of a** they can find. She doesn't have to be a gamer, require any skill, or look like something even related to the game itself.

The top 25 women will be voted on, and the winner will receive $25,000, and a test photo shoot with Playboy. She won't be winning a copy of the game, a chance to be a spokesperson for the game or even appear in the game. She only gets the money and photo shoot.

Congratulations to Eidos, for sponsoring a contest that doesn't allow your target market to enter and win anything. I guess they might stick around to vote for the winner, and maybe they might check out your game's Web site ... if they're keyboard isn't too sticky afterwards.

Check out the contest site for official rules and semi-naked pictures. Warning: NSFW.






Contests Official Rules



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2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

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Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:26
Aertyr
zomg bewbz lawlz,
Wait... Whats this got to do with video games again?
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:27
Spykron
hmm, i won an ipod and sound dock from a Friendlys photo contest. perhaps i should enter another!?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:31
Jim Sterling
Gamers like porn. That's about the only connection I can feasibly come up with.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:32
Mister Disco
I think I represent their target audience pretty well. I love bewbs. I love games. I'm looking forward to Kane & Lynch. Sold!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:37
Cheeburga
boooooobbbsss
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:37
Maurice Tan
This will also put the game on the radar of the Playboy article readers. Not a bad idea actually. Why settle for a contest for your fans if they are gonna buy the game anyway? Might as well target that male 15-30 demographic ;)
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 19:50
bluemeep
Remember the time they 'shopped out that one girl's belly button and nobody noticed?

Yeah, I stopped giving a damn about Playboy after that.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:00
Twisted Imp
I already submitted my entry, but that was before I knew it didn't involve Kane and Lynch. Oh well atleast I get to be every man's ultimate fantasy...
Here's my photo in case you were wondering,
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:12
Scrixx
I want in.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:28
Bob Muir
I see boobs.
Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:55
Raidensolid
Oh snap. Looks like I can't enter because I'm neither female nor a vixen.

(I am sexy tho :D)
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:56
bipolar beers
i read this article and agreed with it but after reading everyones comments maybe it wasnt such a risky nor bad idea by eidos. youll actually be reaching your target demographic which is males by sponsoring some silly playboy contet that has nothing to do with gaming but a lot to do with boobs which is what males like.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 20:59
Orionsaint
They better have some Fancy Footwork
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 21:10
SourGr8pes
IRRELEVANT!
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 21:11
Capn Birdseye
I was going to make a comment about how its not such a bad idea really, but it looks like I am not the only one.
sazemaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 21:23
sazemaster
25.000 $ ????? WTF!!!!!
With the half of the half of the half they could create TEH-BIGGAH-PRIZES-CONTEST-EVAH and instead they give all those moneys to a girl for a pic of her ass!?!?!??!
Fooliest contest of all the ages, past, present and future!!
Lethal Dosage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 21:43
Lethal Dosage
Wow...what? My train of thought derailed, crashed into a mountain, and killed everyone inside.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 22:29
Teta
Tetas?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 03:30
atheistium
major fail on epic proportions.
hollywooda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 05:16
hollywooda
i would arse then mouth, arse, arse twat, mouth then arse, finish on tits.......OOPS!!, Sorry i thought i was UK:Resistance....
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 07:05
BS3 Owner
Maybe the winners best photo will be Unlockable Content in the Game?

Or maybe they needed a shot for a in game poster?

Like in RainbowSix:Vegas, when you shoot the "AXE" bodyspray can. It reveals the bikini models' billboard, as you fly over Vegas in the helicopter!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 10:07
king3vbo
lol bewbs
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 11:30
Holiday
Hmmm...Why does that model look familiar....
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