I went from sipping tea from a corgi mug to wanting to hurt people this morning in about 30 seconds flat after watching this badass, brand new Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number trailer. I was like yeah. Hell yeah. Headbanging. Holding an invisible rifle.
But then my mind immediately went back to corgis and tea. Why? In the trailer, when the player scores the point value is displayed. For the font they use, "800 pts" looks like BOOPTS, which I imagine is some advanced form of booping (tapping the tip of someone's nose). I boop my corgis noses like 50 times a day!
I have a problem, don't I?
You don't have to be boop happy to appreciate that brand new content for Hotline Miami 2 will be playable at PAX East this weekend. We'll be sure to boop you on the nose when it launches for PC, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation Vita later this year.