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UK Ladies: Forego the £19.99 a month and drop me a line. You can but a game with that on the way over and we can play it, because we both know that the fact we play games is the single reason we want some no strings sex.
We both play games girl, so come over and we won't play games. We'll just have sex.
We both play games girl, so come over and we won't play games. We'll just have sex.
Seriously, who in the fuck thought this was a good idea? So you can talk about games while you're lying in bed afterwards? Just cannot wrap my head around this being a combination.
Although going by people on XBox Live, my mother may have already signed up.
Although going by people on XBox Live, my mother may have already signed up.
Maybe it's just me but that is one of the largest foreheads I have ever seen. Maybe it's just because she doesn't have any visible eyebrows.
Gurl they call me the 3DS because I came way too early, it took me a year to get good and I'm only really good with attachments.
I like how their Twitter account retweeted Jim's sarcastic and ironic tweets like they were proud user statements to display.
I signed up for free just to have a look around, for the lulz of course...
Some ropey old birds on there. Clunge pics galore! lol.
I do wonder though, as I had some great hookups with similar sites before, if i wasn't married I'd probably go on there and bang a bunch of dirty old bitches.
I also wonder, just how many of the reasonable looking profiles are actually real....
Some ropey old birds on there. Clunge pics galore! lol.
I do wonder though, as I had some great hookups with similar sites before, if i wasn't married I'd probably go on there and bang a bunch of dirty old bitches.
I also wonder, just how many of the reasonable looking profiles are actually real....
I have a few questions.
1. Who gave them the money to make this possible?
2. Why?
3. Do they believe that playing video games means an inability to have sex?
4. Why?
5. Is this one of the lamest ideas of 2012?
6. Why?
7. Why? Why? Why?
1. Who gave them the money to make this possible?
2. Why?
3. Do they believe that playing video games means an inability to have sex?
4. Why?
5. Is this one of the lamest ideas of 2012?
6. Why?
7. Why? Why? Why?
I mean this with all the love in my heart for the community as a whole but if I was just looking for a quick hook up I don't think I would go to a gaming specific website. Dating maybe, since it's about a similar interest and that makes sense. Otherwise why keep the pool so restrictive?
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Jeebus tapdancing christ, that guy in the header looks like a douche. And the girls look like nothing more than cheap floozybots.
I can sort of understand Date a Gamer, because people want to look for partners with similar interests. But if all you're looking for is no-strings-attached sex, why does it matter if the person you're sexing plays videogames?
@Darren: Because when you beat them up with a baseball bat and take their money, after having sex, they'll know you're making a clever reference to GTA and that you're not just some violent psychopath.
@Joeman098: I have the complete opposite problem over on my site called "shag-a-Twilight-fan-no-it's-not-an-MLP-reference-but-the-one-with-vampires-and-whatnot.co.biz"
@Joeman098: I have the complete opposite problem over on my site called "shag-a-Twilight-fan-no-it's-not-an-MLP-reference-but-the-one-with-vampires-and-whatnot.co.biz"
And yet it's still a step up from that site a few years ago charging £20 an hour to play games with Female Gamers.
£50 if it was just going to be you and her in the game.
£50 if it was just going to be you and her in the game.
One hot chick that's not even facing the camera really isn't lubricating my wallet in Steam Summer Sale season.
Yeah, women will TOTALLY fall for this. Thank god for this company and the services it will provide to all those lonely ladies with no other options.
I may never be able to get my eyes to roll back out of my head
I may never be able to get my eyes to roll back out of my head
HA HA HA HA HOW HILARIOUS *signs up*
When I read the word shag the rest of this post came in Austin Power's voice and I daresay it got quite better indeed.
When I read the word shag the rest of this post came in Austin Power's voice and I daresay it got quite better indeed.
I lol'd hard at the front picture of the supposed "gamer" depiction: One skinny male model and two bimbos, contrasted with the stark reality in the photos below.
They even included some stock photos with a bimbo and an obnoxious camwhore.
P-please respond
"Why shag a gamer?"
They never answered the question.
Next up: Shag a wordpress journalist.
They even included some stock photos with a bimbo and an obnoxious camwhore.
P-please respond
"Why shag a gamer?"
They never answered the question.
Next up: Shag a wordpress journalist.
I was just wondering what the best way would be to offer my services to all the horny lady gamers out there.
First off, lemme say the brunette chick on the right just doesn't look normal. Is it a British thing to shave your eyebrows off? At least in 'Merica, our chicks sharpie 'em back on (or tattoo them on). Kinda looks like she grew up next to a nuclear power plant. I'd still hit it, though. Secondly... shit, I don't think I had anything else to add.
Oh yeah, they should just have a cafe or something where neckbeards and fat ugly chicks could just meet up and bone at the hourly motel nextdoor (sega channel included). Sounds a lot easier.
Oh yeah, they should just have a cafe or something where neckbeards and fat ugly chicks could just meet up and bone at the hourly motel nextdoor (sega channel included). Sounds a lot easier.
Now when I leave the girl I just slept with after a drunken night shell be okay with it because hey! were both gamer.
@TheKodu - I thought of that site as well while reading this. It made such a shit storm when it was first announced, and yet I cannot even remember the name of it.
Guess it's not doing too well?
Guess it's not doing too well?
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