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New Final Fantasy XIII-2 content adds story, bikinis photo

The "Sazh: Heads or Tails?" downloadable content for Final Fantasy XIII-2 is set to come out on February 28 for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. The DLC will go for 400MS Points/$4.99 and will see players taking control of Sazh from Final Fantasy XIII. The story is set to run parallel to the main story of XIII-2 that will see Sazh joining your party once completed. The new content will also add two new card games called Chronobind and Serendipity Poker.

Additionally, Square Enix is releasing two new outfits for Noel and Serah that will run for 240MS Points/$2.99. Noel's outfit is called Spacetime Guardian and Serah's is simply called Beachwear. The outfit pack will also be out on February 28 and you're a horrible horrible horrible person if you buy virtual clothing that does nothing but please your perversion you lonely little 12-year-olds.

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Levi Elwood Myers's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:31
Levi Elwood Myers
Can we please just have Versus XIII and Type 0 now?
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:40
tekbunny
Have fun picking up stuff that was obviously done before the game was finished!

A fool and his money.
GRiVEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:41
GRiVEN
If enjoying women in bikinis is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Also, Sazh was one of the best characters in FFXIII, so I'm down with this.
Meryc's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:43
Meryc
I don't know why but I find the idea of women beating up monsters in completely unsuitable clothing to be really funny. So I would probably buy the outfits, I accept that that makes me terrible.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:44
RenegadePanda
I'd buy anything featuring Serah in a bikini.

Wait...I don't have the game.
Onyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:51
Onyx
I was going to come in here and say something but then I noticed that RenegadePanda articulated exactly what I was going to try to say but probably fail to say
Baby Choo Choo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:51
Baby Choo Choo
Lightning in a bikini? Just maybe. Otherwise, fuck off Square.
aminoaccident's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:51
aminoaccident
I just preordered this with my penis. It types like one of those drinking birds.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:53
Syn
This has breasts
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:54
Perfidious Sinn
Clothing DLC? Thanks a million, Square.
Shiro Shishi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:54
Shiro Shishi
JOKE'S ON YOU HAMZA!

I'm not 12!
Football Religion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:55
Football Religion
Where is Lightning in a bikini?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 20:58
Hamza CTZ Aziz
@Shiro I lol'd
KtMack23's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:01
KtMack23
This will motivate me to drudge through the original XIII so I can get to its improved bikini laden sequal!
Blitzgrilo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:01
Blitzgrilo
@agentarsenic

+1 Lol Comment!!
doomknight66's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:04
doomknight66
so they stuck the best character to some dumbass casino?
Dreamweaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:10
Dreamweaver
I dont care what you say, Sazh is the ***** in charge.
And Serah's like 12... Which means hello swimsuit!
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:20
PrinceHeir
fuck yes will get this....sometime in the near future(either bundle of dlc pack or "International" edition)

plus Serah reminded me of Shion in the first part of Xenosaga Episode III.

where's Lightning in a bikini and armor costume please(now that's a dlc i will buy day 1)

also boosoms!!!!!!!!
PiggyGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:22
PiggyGamer
"It was a gorgeous day, not a CLOUD in sight."
Nice subtle jab at overzealous VII fans.

Wait.
Cloud... Lightning...


dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:43
dj-anon
Can someone confirm Lighting in a bikini? My penis wants this.
Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:51
Davidfoundation
Isnt Serah like 18 in the game? Fuck it *unzips pants
Halo64's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:56
Halo64
I don't see a problem with this. A business needs to make money and the extra money they make from dlc helps to fund new games, so the more money they make, the better the games are.
LittleBigD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 21:56
LittleBigD
Sarah in a bikini eh....I'm fine with being a pervert. I'll take it.
crimsonlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 22:01
crimsonlion
Imma wait for the game of the year edition, ya dig?
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 22:13
llort het
Seems really pointless to buy a character you can only use postgame/end of the game, especially in an rpg when people have probably already maxed out their levels by now with very little else to do with these new characters.

@halo64

Do you also enjoy when corporations rip off the public so that they can "provide better service along with increased profits that lead to creating more jobs?"
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 22:14
Occams electric toothbrush
There's an inevitability to this that I see ending with something like so:

mustangcharlie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 22:33
mustangcharlie
Gather around kids, grandpa wants to tell you a story. When I was your age, maybe a little younger, things like alternate outfits, weapons, extra levels, cars, etc. were standard in video games. It was a crazy time!

tl;dr: us old folks are always going to bitch about dlc and argue about how much content is really being offered versus the price that's being charged.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 22:50
Perfidious Sinn
@mustangcharlie

Considering that there have been plenty of good, recent games that reward you with cosmetic items through gameplay and NOT DLC, it's a perfectly legitimate complaint. Back in my day you'd unlock new costumes just by beating the game or finding secrets, and I don't see what's wrong with that. Hell, even recent games (Bayonetta comes to mind) do this well, so why can't Square Enix figure it out? Why not give us these outfits for earning certain Achievements?

As for the mission pack, I'll hold my judgement of that. I like Sazh enough to want to check this out, but the way the developer is handling the DLC of this game (including blatantly withholding an ending to release later) makes me want to just wait a year or two until I can get the full package with all these add-ons.
MegaSeveN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 00:23
MegaSeveN
Remember when costumes were obtainable via in-game methods?

Seriously, I looked at the Costume section of FFXIII-2 to see all those slots and got slightly excited thinking "hey, can't wait until I unlock some of those." Silly naive me.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 02:05
Shin Oni
I remember buying games and having this shit as a extra to my already full price game.

funny how people are ok with this costume DLC but will be quick to bitch about another company doing DLC wrongfully.
Sicminded's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 02:39
Sicminded
But, but... where's the beach volleyball DLC?
Cudgeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 02:58
Cudgeon
I'm such a horrible person :C
Tin Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 04:44
Tin Man
Fuck this game. If they re-sell it in a years with all the DLC attached, I'll get it then, but they're selling us the weapon battle(a KEY element of FF games), the Lightning fight, games in the Gold Saucer... These aren't things that are unlockables elsewhere, this kind of thing has been in the franchise for YEARS, and now they're selling it on. Fuck Square for that. I genuinely did really want to get this game but now I'll be getting Amalur instead...
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 06:31
EdgyDude
"you're a horrible horrible horrible person if you buy virtual clothing that does nothing but please your perversion you lonely little 12-year-olds."

She's 12? so Lightning is what, 15? anyway, no worries, i'll wait for the Complete Edition.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 06:33
AceFlibble
The sad thing is, with FFXIII-2 they actually made Serah a really good character. In fact I'd go so far as to say that Serah is now one of the strongest characters that Square has ever made.

But nope, don't worry people. No need to fear, we've got her half-naked after all. Everything has been put right.

Fuck this noise.
Karavision's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:20
Karavision
Vivi and FFX Yuna: Best

Everyone before: alright

FFX-2 Yuna and beyond: Fucking Horrible.
Shane Saiyan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 12:26
Shane Saiyan
Yeah no I'm pretty much buying whatever DLC they throw at me.

I am in LOVE with FFXIII-2. It is everything XIII should have been.
imnotyourdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 13:17
imnotyourdude
Serah's default costume: chubbs

Bikini Costume: Boner alert
GoddessKailynn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 18:00
GoddessKailynn
Bikini doesn't show enough skin. Sorry.
mattrodroid prime mkII's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 19:35
mattrodroid prime mkII
Try real women once in a while
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