[As originally posted on Japanator]
We all already knew that the DSi's photo manipulation abilities can be abused by perverts, but with Nintendo's newest portable, everything's bigger and better. Even the boobs are bigger and better.
The DSi LL is just a bigger, brighter DSi, sporting larger screens for the old folks...and the perverts. Watch on as one perv repeatedly lifts and then drops a nice set, watching them bounce. We pervs call that the triplet factor. Three bounces. That's a good thing.
When you see how well this works, you'll find yourself wondering if Nintendo didn't add this feature just for boob bounce simulation.
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2:40 PM on 12.01.2009
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I'm talking about the DS, pervs.
I'm not talking about the DS, fine gentlemen.
Not saying that it's bad... just sayin'
whats with you and not having an obsession with jiggling boobs?
..hey guys!!this guy hates jiggling boobs!!..:P
That's why Nintendo still sells the DS Lite and the regular DSi.
For example, I use my handheld systems at home mostly, so, portability isn't an issue to me. As soon as the DSi XL is released here in the USA, I'm going to sell my regular DSi to buy an XL.
Today was a good day.
Mainly due to an inability to lock a temporal cycle long enough to shift boobs upward so that a single action can release them into bouncy goodness.
That is completely off topic, try to stay focused.