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[As originally posted on Japanator]

We all already knew that the DSi's photo manipulation abilities can be abused by perverts, but with Nintendo's newest portable, everything's bigger and better. Even the boobs are bigger and better.

The DSi LL is just a bigger, brighter DSi, sporting larger screens for the old folks...and the perverts. Watch on as one perv repeatedly lifts and then drops a nice set, watching them bounce. We pervs call that the triplet factor. Three bounces. That's a good thing. 

When you see how well this works, you'll find yourself wondering if Nintendo didn't add this feature just for boob bounce simulation. 


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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:43
Xzyliac
That looks huge.

I'm talking about the DS, pervs.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:46
Anonymouse
That looks huge.

I'm not talking about the DS, fine gentlemen.
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:46
lolipantsu
The important thing here is that the person was jiggling Touhou boobs.
Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:50
Cadtalfryn
So bigger IS better.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:53
Black Nexus
1 billion DSi LL sales confirmed.
Ruben Hanssen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:53
Ruben Hanssen
This needs a loop function tbh. =/
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 14:58
KingSigy
A loop function would, sadly, make sense in this case.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:01
free touch
Wasn't the whole point behind the ds to have a portable system you can carry in your pocket? That thing looks to be about the same size as a netbook.
ayumix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:02
ayumix
What's with the (Japanese) obsession with jiggling boobs on gaming devices / games? I bet all console design decisions are made starting with this question: How can we make boob jiggles better?

Not saying that it's bad... just sayin'
RenagadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:03
RenagadePanda
It's so...big. I've never seen one that big.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:05
Isay Isay
Should call it the DSi DD now, amirite guys?
whatthi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:06
whatthi
@ayumix
whats with you and not having an obsession with jiggling boobs?

..hey guys!!this guy hates jiggling boobs!!..:P
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:11
zombiekiller13
Official Nintendo Commercial.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:26
falinter
If they were going to make it that much larger they should have made it much thinner. I really don't see the point in the larger dsi.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:42
moominsean
it's like little baby hands holding a dsi...
Cowbox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 15:54
Cowbox
I honestly have no idea what this is trying to accomplish in advertising -- I'm just too entranced by the excessive boobage.
hack3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:07
hack3r
I think this is a sign that it's time for me to trade in my original DS for a new one
Fernando Rocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:23
Fernando Rocker
@free touch

That's why Nintendo still sells the DS Lite and the regular DSi.

For example, I use my handheld systems at home mostly, so, portability isn't an issue to me. As soon as the DSi XL is released here in the USA, I'm going to sell my regular DSi to buy an XL.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:40
Trevor McGee
I never bought into the DSi nonsense, it just wasn't a huge enough improvement for me to put money into. But I'm thinking very seriously about getting this, I'm loving the bigger screen and the size of it itself. I have big hands and they tend to cramp a little using the regular DS alone and I also have one of those Nerf foam shell things.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:41
matty125
I need to find a picture of Scarlett Johansson and try this trick out myself!
Red Boss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 17:01
Red Boss
I wonder why ppl spend their time doing that instead of trying the real thing...
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 17:41
artha14
That's huge! (I mean the boobs. Implants much?)
TheOGB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 18:48
TheOGB
DSi boob jigglin in HD

Today was a good day.
BA Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 20:53
BA Chieftain
@Red Boss:

Mainly due to an inability to lock a temporal cycle long enough to shift boobs upward so that a single action can release them into bouncy goodness.
twilightkeyxc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2009 00:27
twilightkeyxc
@ Gucci Sneakers

That is completely off topic, try to stay focused.
drchica15's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:54
drchica15
I love how the screen is so much bigger...but The Dsi just came out!i would just wait atleast a year untill getting this
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