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New Donkey Kong world record set by ... photo

Yes, you are all well aware of the Donkey Kong "rivalry" between Billy Mitchell and Steve Wiebe. If for whatever reason you're not, go watch The King of Kong and come back right fast. We'll wait.

Okay, you done? Pretty fun, entertaining movie, no? I'm glad you liked it, but really, none of that matters right now -- neither Mitchell nor Wiebe set the new high score. Nope, it was actually newcomer Hank Chien of New York. He scored 1,061,700 points in 2 hours, 35 minutes; the previous high score was 1,050,200.

Twin Galaxies has verified the score and yes, everything is on the level. When he's not kicking ass and taking names in Donkey Kong, Chien can be found performing plastic surgery. I declare this man to be our newest officially unofficial badass of the week.

Salute Your New King Of Kong [Kotaku]








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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:43
Darren Nakamura
Impressive. I didn't think anybody else would even try, given the ongoing rivalry between Steve Wiebe and Billy Mitchell. Kudos to this guy.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:43
BalloonFighter
Nope, didn't happen.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:44
Kraid
It's on now.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:45
SourGr8pes
I can't wait to try his hotsauce
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:49
ZombiePlatypus
I hope Wiebe has a box of kleenex handy.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:49
Excel-2011
How about Dr. Donkey Kong World Champion Hank Chien, Ph.D?
Infamy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:51
Infamy
Damn Asians and their videogame-made hands.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:53
Max-
"Dr. Donkey Kong", catchy..
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:54
Space Moose
ahah "the mitch" is gonna be devistated
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:55
Xzyliac
@Infamy
Asians are the worst.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:55
GoldenGamerXero
ASIAN FIGHT!
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:56
Danl Haas
*shaking fist* ASSSIAAAAAAANNNNSSSSS
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:57
DarkMagic56
1 week later...

Billy Mitchell reclaims the title of King Of Donkey Kong.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:00
Aurain
Best troll ever?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:02
Tubatic
This is the best chapter of this story.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:03
KingSigy
This is kind of funny. Oust the two kings in one game. Great job.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:04
Naim Master
Funny thing is, he's the only one with a life outside Donkey Kong... (I mean, he has a job)
Reien's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:04
Reien
Good, now I don't have to watch that movie.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:10
Super Drybones
Still has a small penis. THERE I SAID IT!!!
Xtyler1987X's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:13
Xtyler1987X
im guessing his plastic surgon skills really payed off lolz
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:16
Mr Pibb
So is Nicole Wiebe still the focus of Jim's desires or is he now lusting for Mrs. Chien?
SpidaMahn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:19
SpidaMahn
Doesn't count.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:24
Solid Squirrel
Wow, he makes people unhappy with their looks become something they're not so the world can judge them by their looks.

Wiebe's actually furthering children's futures by teaching.

Real winner: Wiebe.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:24
Nicojay2
I remember years ago stories about surgeons who played games showed significantly quicker operation times.
Kira Plaga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:28
Kira Plaga
@Solid Squirrel

lol?
Steven Hutchman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:36
Steven Hutchman
F#ck that,Steve wiebe will take it back, why is this chinaman trying to screw us like this.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:46
Occams electric toothbrush
I bet Billy Mitchell did that lip quivering crying thing when he got the news that his lifetime achievement had been demolished.
f ck    g d's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:51
f ck g d
I would disagree that you could call anyone with the high score in Donkey Kong a winner.
pentimento's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:58
pentimento
@fckgd

This guy is a plastic surgeon who has a hobby at which he is currently the best in the world. Damn right I call him a winner.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:18
Xhumation
I just find it funny that there's these two guys in this huge rivalry over this record and then some random jackass just comes in and takes it!
Kaleidoskull's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:19
Kaleidoskull
You're the best. Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:29
munkee
@ Kaleidoskull

Appropriate 'in' joke.. nice!
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:34
DarkMagic56
@Kaleidoskull

I approve your brilliant post! lmao.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:38
Gyrael
This is fucking hilarious.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:51
lewness
If anyone disagrees, he'll break your face. Then he'll change it.
embef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:53
embef
@Solid Squirrel

Yeah, fuck how people feel about themselves. EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION!! Feeling bad? Fuck it! Learn something and people will appreciate you!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 16:59
Justice
It's great that a newcomer thwarted them both.
Edge2k10's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 17:10
Edge2k10
Interesting. Still doesn't ruin the movie though, but I'm glad someone took it away from Billy Mitchell no matter who it is.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 17:15
RonBurgandy2010
So does that mean that the Ref was there? He is required to be present or else the score is not valid.
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 17:44
BlackSunEmpire
@solid squirrel

Or he reconstructs people after they have been disfigured by accidents? Just cause you work in plastics, you're not necessarily doing cosmetics.

@the-excel

phd is for philosophy, in the us you are an md, British system is mbchb
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 18:12
Gee-Man
Ha ha, nice job ousting the two "kings". And he's a doctor! That means he's succeeded at both enjoying video games (and kicking ass at them) AND managed to please his hardass Asian parents by becoming a doctor. Few Asians can succeed at both. :P

Though I have to say, the amount of anti-Asian sentiment here is rather...threatening and uncomfortable.
The Fundoshis's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 18:22
The Fundoshis
I feel uncomfortable going through the comments.
:(
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 18:55
Shin Oni
Hilarious how the plastic surgeon makes money and bitches 2 guys going at it in this game.

Triple threat match now guys. GOGOGO!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 19:06
Artemus
Congratulations to the new champ!
Although I won't lie and say I'm totally thrilled with this news. Guess I have too time and interest invested in Billy Mitchell and Steve Wiebe. Hell, I've even had the chance to meet and chat with Steve at E3 last year. He was great! And we all know how much fun it is to love to hate Billy.
Oh, well. Congrats Chien. Be careful, I'm sure Billy has something up his sleeve. And Steve is always ready to accept a challenge!
This could get interesting!
Grandmas Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 19:14
Grandmas Boy
@blacksunempire

phd's can be for medicine. Ask my pops, he's got one in immunology.
ReDanimator's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 19:31
ReDanimator
@PenKaizen
Greatest insertion ever.
Horror Leader's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 19:33
Horror Leader
This is my hero
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 19:41
fulldamage
@Kaleidoskull +1ed for striking first, striking hard, and showing no mercy.
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