Settle down, children. Time for the news. The serious, hard-hitting, boring grown-up news of The Destructoid Show. Sadly, no cosplay or erotic fanfiction this episode. Although I did get a new shirt.
Today, we wish The Legend of Zelda a happy 25th birthday, make surprised and excited faces about iPad 2 news, and then I zone out while Tara starts talking about Minecraft. Then: Exciting news about Bulletstorm DLC and the Gears of War 3 beta, an official list of Nintendo 3DS launch titles, and the Vietnamese government tells its gaming community to go to bed. And then -- Whoa! Breaking Elder Scrolls news!
We just recently broke 20,000 subscribers on YouTube. Plans are underway for some kind of dumbass pizza party to celebrate. However, we could still use some love on iTunes. So go say things about Tara's chest, or ask "what happened to Holmes?" We'll love you forevah!
Spoiler Alert: Tara went to Vegas last weekend. She has no interesting hooker/firearm-related stories from her trip.
Nintendo's big release schedule for Never Alone, Don't Starve, and lots of other indies
12:45 PM on 03.04.2015