It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock.
Most shirts are printed by applying ink to fabric. This one, however, had the ink sucked out of it. How was this done? I don't know. Probably by a machine or a sorcerer. Maybe both. The point is, the image on this shirt will last as long as the fabric itself. Nothing's going to crack or flake off after too many washes. Also, the fabric is tough enough for a giant adventurer man, but soft enough for a cute tiny lady. (See above image.)
You can buy one on Splitreason.com for under $20 bucks, like, right now.
The front, as you can see, shows Mr. Destructoid and the legendary Squidbear celebrating some some sort of landmark. Possibly a weekend. On the back, there's a little Mr. Destructoid head right below the back of your neck. There are also cocks.
There are plenty more images of the shirt in the gallery. I got Dtoid member gennhaver, AKA my girlfriend Jenn, to model it. You guys should post your own sexy Squidbear supermodel photos in the comments.
Contest:
6:10 PM on 06.03.2011 | 
The design is awesome, placement on the shirt perfect. I wasn't a big fan of Dtoid shirts before but I like this one. The one color scheme is excellent.
overall, I might have to buy this.
*clicks buy button*
Screw you, Scoville.
Also, question: can we get paid by giving dtoid t-shirt designs to dtoid? I have a few I wanted to show in an upcoming C-blog....
Did you really design that bad boy!? That's fantastic!
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. ;-)
If I buy the shirt will I get a discount on a shit?
Epic is on to something both with the Squid Bear Shit and open submissions for user created shirts.
Damn you Scoville, damn you to heck.
FINALLY - A SHIRT FOR ME!
Smart shopper, thinking economically!
also, I didn't know we could purchase squidbear shit, put me done for 2.
Could you please clarify?
Side note: I spied a destructoid shirt at Disneyland last Sunday.
Second of all, your cocks suspiciously look like hens.
Lastly, when I get a job I will definitely be purchasing one.
would want a Bizarre 5 Jelly, and Big Boss Shirt. damn it they're sold out :(
The art style is great though, I'd love to see more shirt designs.
Don't suppose you or anyone knows when the vintage Dtoid brown shirt in medium will be back in stock?
da lady sitting next to me commends you on your bear2puss!
i want one
As for getting this done in other sizes -- or put on hats, stickers, frisbees, messenger bags, flashdrives, candles, lotions, etc -- I'm all for it.
And Watermanx is officially not allowed to any party I throw, ever. You can rain on my parade, but you will never shit on my rainbow.
Sorry Max, it's just how I feel. I don't agree with a lot of thing but im still friends with those people.
Content random and inexplicable
Pointless?
Silly?
I don't give a fuck, it's squidbear! I ordered that bitch already.
Represent!
ITS AWESOME BECAUSE I GET IT AND MOST OF THE OTHER PEOPLE DONT!!!
btw, Awesome shirt
I still hope to buy one as soon as I get a summer job lined up ... but seriously.