Then you kill a peta piss take.
Second, Max, I love you, but holy hell I wanted to punch you during that 3DS story with all the faces you were making.
BFE looks cool.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for Nintendo but consoles traditionally sell at a loss and they make up the money on software .... They seem to have forgotten that with the Wii. Since apparently it was dirt cheap to manufacture and they were selling them at a profit.
Of course the Wii was also the cheapest console this generation so they could get away with it. Not so much when yours is the most expensive handheld on the market and has virtually no games to speak of .......
Sweater Melons!
THIS!! SO MUCH!!!!!
It's a great little system; I was checking the stats app a couple days ago and apparently I've played the thing for 200 hours since March. That seems worth $80 to me.
And, yes, those 20 free games are looking pretty damn amazing. Especially the GBA titles, the five of which I could easily all place in the top 20 GBA games.
Anyone angered by this price drop needs to suck it up and deal with it. It's a good thing. Nintendo didn't screw you over by dropping the price now; when you made the decision to purchase a 3DS for $250, that implies you felt it was a reasonable price at the time.
And they say that the Xbox has no exclusives! That's game of the fucking decade right there!
Also, The House Question spoke directly to a crowd about how they entice a group with the scent of candy and a taste of candy handed out by scantily clad girls. What they have to offer is exactly what you would come to expect from a company that pumps fifteen million dollars directly into their taffy mixing vats. Interesting piece of trivia, that's just three million dollars short of how Cadbury Adams makes it's chocolate.
Every Around, said that their 'Birth' service is going to cost every person about one hundred and fifty dollars apiece to sign up, five dollars to download, and an eleven dollar a month subscription fee after the first two months. Every game needs to have a persistent internet connection and requires you to uninstall steam and get a tattoo that says "GoldenPalace.com" on four thousand of your red blood cells.
Also, if you're a fan of old and boring shit from twenty years ago, go to an antique shop and slit your wrists with a piece of depression glass. It will be poetic and deeply moving. First though, be sure you donate all of your money to GameStop, you might as well.

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