Mostly, cause I'm.. well.. old.
Also, I would gladly sell an aged organ or two for a new Darkstalkers game.
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New Destructoid Episode: SDCC Wrap-up & Dirty Magazines!
Nudey magazine day! Nudey magazine day! Hey guys, got another episode of The Destructoid Show for you. Freshly squeezed from the tubes. The YOU-tubes. First, Tara learns a valuable lesson about being lazy, and the rising costs of XBLA games. I finally have an excuse to talk about Mandalorian Armor, because there's some news about Star Wars: The Old Republic. Mass Effect 3 wants you to pick Commander Shepard's new haircut. Tekken Hybrid is a thing that's happening, and there's chicks riding a panda, so I'm pumped. Skyward Sword, the new Zelda, has shield upgrades. Because shields are so exciting. We do some San Diego Comic-Con debriefing, the important stuff being sexy, sexy Talia in Arkham City and Hello Kitty crap based on Capcom properties. Most MOST importantly, a very special thanks to Ohtar for sending us a copy of the recent Polish issue of Playboy where Triss Merigold from The Witcher gets nude. It made my day about a million percent better Tags:#Batman#boobies#Capcom#Comic-Con#Cosplay#Money#naked ladies#skyward sword#Star Wars#Star Wars: The Old Republic#Street Fighter x Tekken#Tekken#The Destructoid Show#The Legend of Zelda#The Witcher#video#Xbox Live Arcade#Zelda Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)The pic of Tara's Boobs: The Game was timed EXACTLY when I was thinking about boobs. HOW DID YOU KNOW TO DO THAT? Yaknow, I feel like a dirty old man every time I watch these. But honestly, Tara? I would hit that till I broke a hip.
Mostly, cause I'm.. well.. old. Also, I would gladly sell an aged organ or two for a new Darkstalkers game. Best part is how serious and lost in thought Tara looks when Max says, "It'd be like Taco Bell selling cheeseburgers." 9:30 PM on 05.17.2013 New Sonic, EA Vs. Wii U, The Last Of Us & BatmanHere's today's formerly-live Destructoid Show, on which I wear a bad shirt again. Nintendo had one of their little Nintendo Direct press conference thingies this morning, and a bunch of news came out of that. They're also d...
9:30 AM on 05.16.2013 Suit up for this Batman: Arkham Origins teaser trailerBatman battles the relentless Deathstroke in this new teaser trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins, and honestly, that's about all you're going to get. Batman scowls, the sword comes out, and he blocks it with his arm blades li...
8:00 AM on 05.15.2013 The next Scribblenauts is set in the DC Comics universeMaxwell and Lily's next Scribblenauts adventure sees the pair venturing into the DC Comics universe through the power of their magic notebook. The siblings love comics, and the whole reason they even want to enter DC's unive...
10:30 PM on 05.03.2013 Me-OW! Gaslight Catwoman and Poison Ivy mean businessIf you're looking for your weekly MOBA intake, look no further than WB Games and Turbine with their newest update to Infinite Crisis. You can take in all of Gaslight Catwoman's glory and ferocity in the above video. Her mainly melee skill set coupled with stealth abilities can make her a deadly opponent in any game.
11:00 PM on 04.29.2013 Batman reportedly has a new voice actor in Arkham OriginsWe've grown accustomed to Batman being voiced by Kevin Conroy over the years. He is the role, as far as I'm concerned, which is why it was great to see him be a part of Rocksteady's Arkham games. Regrettably, it sou...
10:15 AM on 04.26.2013 Rumor: Scribblenauts Unmasked takes place in DC universeThe next Scribblenauts, tentatively titled Scribblenauts Unmasked, will take place in the universe of DC Comics, including characters like Batman and locations like the Batcave, IGN reports. The title is for PC, Wii U, and 3D...
7:00 AM on 04.26.2013 LEGO Batman: DC Super Heroes out now on iOSLEGO Batman: DC Super Heroes is now available for the iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch devices. The game offers both a classic or use the new touch screen specific control scheme. You can also unlock characters the normal way or...
8:00 AM on 04.25.2013 How to be the best at Injustice: Gods Among UsWalk forward. Make observations. Osmosis. Come out on the other side with knowledge. The musical brilliance of GMC Fosho has graced Destructoid before, but now we even have a videogame-related reason to share him with you, thanks to this in-depth, incisive tutorial for Injustice: Gods Among Us, set to some delicious, Shirley Walker-inspired beats and poignant lyrics.
2:00 PM on 04.20.2013 Review: Injustice: Gods Among Us (iOS)Injustice: Gods Among Us is finally here home consoles, and if you haven't had a chance to experience it yet, there is an iOS version available for free. To be clear, this is not a full fighting game experience in the slighte...
10:00 AM on 04.19.2013 Review: Injustice: Gods Among UsWhen DC Comics’ most popular heroes and villains appeared in 2008’s Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe, Aquaman was nowhere to be found. Thought of as a laughing stock with a shaky history in videogames -- the less sai...
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