Get on this Nintendo!
And I also want Max Scoville's Fantasy Beach Sex Island instead of Dead Island.
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Happy Monday, everyone! Hopefully, you've all had a productive and sexy weekend and are ready to dive back into this week's video game news with your favorite internet video game show hosts. Yeehaw! Sorry, I won't do that again. First on today's menu, Max has raging boner over the latest Saints Row 3 commentary trailer. Also, the ESRB rated Dead Island (spoiler alert: it shows exposed TORSOS!), Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary got some okay pre-order incentives, and Batman: Arkham City got a collector's edition, if you're into collecting stuff. AMD says the new Xbox is going to be more powerful than James Cameron's money-maker, and Ubisoft is developing a brand new Assassin's Creed game for the Wii U. All pretty exciting stuff, huh? Last but not least, a special congratulations to 3DS case contest winners Miguel Sosa Barajas, Zair Sa-la-hood-deen(?), and Richard Gonzalez. We laughed, we cried, and we collectively adjusted our pants at the sight of me ass-punching Max. Heartwarming, wouldn't you say? Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)What's up with the subliminal Diet Dr. Pepper advertising at 4:11? And again later on. Did I miss a show or something? I feel like all I know anymore is the delicious, cool, refreshing taste of Diet Dr. Pepper. Just letting anybody know (that's interested) that you must enter the GoDaddy codes without a space between the TOID and number beside it, just like the first one. (TOID 2 should be TOID2, for example.) :) yo max anyone ever tell you that you look like david boreanaz when he plays this emo vampire called angel from the tv show angel you both dress the same ,look the same and have lots and lots of product in your hair. hehe So why hasn't "Max Scoville's Fantasy Sex Beach Island!" been greenlighted for the GameBoy Color yet? It would be an insta-buy for me anyday.
Get on this Nintendo! First place winner art was the best, but I hope Max's pick starts a trend where there is an entry like that in every single contest. Great show guys. @SomalianDude: Whoa... I love Max, but I don't think anyone in this galaxy could ever reach the hotness of Angel... Ever. No, you didn't pronounce Aftonbladet correctly , Tara. Just thought I'd let you know.
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