New Destructoid Episode: Saints Combat Island Evolved!
10:10 PM on 07.18.2011 // Tara Long
Happy Monday, everyone! Hopefully, you've all had a productive and sexy weekend and are ready to dive back into this week's video game news with your favorite internet video game show hosts. Yeehaw!
Sorry, I won't do that again. First on today's menu, Max has raging boner over the latest Saints Row 3 commentary trailer. Also, the ESRB rated Dead Island (spoiler alert: it shows exposed TORSOS!), Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary got some okay pre-order incentives, and Batman: Arkham City got a collector's edition, if you're into collecting stuff. AMD says the new Xbox is going to be more powerful than James Cameron's money-maker, and Ubisoft is developing a brand new Assassin's Creed game for the Wii U. All pretty exciting stuff, huh?
Last but not least, a special congratulations to 3DS case contest winners Miguel Sosa Barajas, Zair Sa-la-hood-deen(?), and Richard Gonzalez. We laughed, we cried, and we collectively adjusted our pants at the sight of me ass-punching Max. Heartwarming, wouldn't you say? Setup email comments
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