2. i wish i could be in SF and "make lewd comments about Tara’s boobs in person." :\
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New Destructoid Episode: NBAs, SDKs, and Project Cafes
Hey guys, we’re back with another embarrassing attempt at journalistic integrity with a very special Earth Day episode of The Destructoid Show. Where we uh... Save the whales or something. We discuss the week’s two big releases, Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat, both of which are radical. Then there's NBA Jam for the iPad, which I talked about because it was an excuse to shout stupid NBA Jam catchphrases. The Nintendo DS Lite got DS-continued, and I’m very proud of that wordplay I just did right there. Crytek is opening up Crysis 2 to modders with an editor, and opening up the whole dang CryENGINE with a new SDK. Finally some rumor-mongering about Nintendo’s new Project Cafe system. Gonna put this out there: “Project Cafe” is the dumbest name for anything, let alone a console, since “Wii.” They obviously need to fire someone. Also -- If you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, let’s hang out. We’ll be at Dolores Park from 1:00 to 2:30. Capcom’s gonna be there, and we’re gonna have a Street Fighter IV 3D tournament. There might be prizes or snacks or something. You don't even need a 3DS, just come hang out and make lewd comments about Tara’s boobs in person. Full details here. Spoiler Alert: inb4 someone calls us hipsters for having a meet-up at Dolores Park. We are raging stereotypes. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Ha ha, Comment of the week are all ways pretty fucking funny. I doubt those people write those to be serious. But I think this one was by far the most memorable one. lol @ Max Scoville (if that really is your surname.... sounds too Hollywood) I have yet to connect with you like Holmes but your love of MK will do.... tonight I will recreate you in clay and stroke you! 1. hilarious ending.
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10:00 PM on 02.22.2013 The dancing soldiers are back in Crysis 3Remember in Crysis 2 how you could discover some CELL soldiers getting their grove on? Well they're back in Crysis 3 and Game Front details how you can get your freak on with them once again. Also, a deer and frog.
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9:30 AM on 02.20.2013 Reviews Elsewhere: Crysis 3How about that Crysis 3, eh? The game released yesterday and firmly established itself as the mark by which future videogame graphics shall be measured -- at least for a while. There's no doubt this is one beautiful game when...
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