Hey guys, we’re back with another embarrassing attempt at journalistic integrity with a very special Earth Day episode of The Destructoid Show. Where we uh... Save the whales or something.
We discuss the week’s two big releases, Portal 2andMortal Kombat, both of which are radical. Then there's NBA Jam for the iPad, which I talked about because it was an excuse to shout stupid NBA Jam catchphrases. The Nintendo DS Lite got DS-continued, and I’m very proud of that wordplay I just did right there. Crytek is opening up Crysis 2 to modders with an editor, and opening up the whole dang CryENGINE with a new SDK. Finally some rumor-mongering about Nintendo’s new Project Cafe system. Gonna put this out there: “Project Cafe” is the dumbest name for anything, let alone a console, since “Wii.” They obviously need to fire someone.
Also -- If you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, let’s hang out. We’ll be at Dolores Park from 1:00 to 2:30. Capcom’s gonna be there, and we’re gonna have a Street Fighter IV 3D tournament. There might be prizes or snacks or something. You don't even need a 3DS, just come hang out and make lewd comments about Tara’s boobs in person. Full details here.
Spoiler Alert: inb4 someone calls us hipsters for having a meet-up at Dolores Park. We are raging stereotypes.
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