Last but not least, the latest Duke Nukem Forever trailer is full of, um. Breasts? Boobs? Tits? Jugs? Sexist imagery? Search engine optimization? Whatever you wanna call it, the new Duke video is only slightly less idiotic than the stuff Tara and I say while talking over it.
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Max Scoville is the co-host of The Destructoid Show on Revision 3 and left-leg component of the original Megazord. Born in France, raised in Connecticut, and while he studied painting & drawing at the SF Art Institute his true passion is entertaining others.
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11:30 PM on 04.11.2011 | 
... a gay porn. Because I'm gay, you know?
A gay one.
Witty. I lol'd.