Hey gang, another helping of cold-blood Destructoid Show street justice for you.
First, Mega Man Legends 3 is cancelled, and Jonathan Holmes needs a hug. Some hoodlums were so mad, they vandalized the Wikipedias! But hey, on the bright side (?) Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revengeis coming to the 3DS store thing. SEGA finally addresses the Xenomorph in the room and announces Aliens: Infestation for the DS, along with screenshots! Some guy at EA said something about percentages and consoles or microtransformers or something. Conrad was nice enough to send us a video review for Catherine, and since he didn't show us his mustache, you should probably click over to his full review for a peek. Final Fantasy Tactics: War of The Lions is strategy-ing its way to PSN and iOS.Goldeneye 007: Reloadedis happening for the 360/PS3, so we can have our bros over for some four-player split-screen shooting time. (Obviously bros don't play Wii.) Still no word on Judi Dench or big-head mode. Finally, Tara, Jim, Holmes and I do a weekly podcast called Podtoid. This week, we condone the use of opium. I think.
Finally, this Friday's episode of The Destructoid Show will be coming to you LIVE from our YouTube channel. This is at 4 PM PST/7 PM EST, and 11 PM GMT. (I think. I only know stubborn American time-telling.) We are going to be giving away FREE PSN codes for Limbo, so tune in.
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Max Scoville is the co-host of The Destructoid Show on Revision 3 and left-leg component of the original Megazord. Born in France, raised in Connecticut, and while he studied painting & drawing at the SF Art Institute his true passion is entertaining others.
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Can we keep just the female cohost and get rid of the guy? Not for sexual reasons, I just think he's a jackass for the whole "not hentai/no tits/omg" bullshit.
So Tara is the one that ranting about Nintendo at the beginning of this silly video? I'm not sure what agenda she's trying to push, but she's rather misguided and should probably look into other professions.
Tara, here is a newsflash for you- Capcom cancelled the Mega Man Legends 3, not Nintendo. Dr. Wily's revenge is a Gameboy game. Guess what? Gameboy releases are part of the 3DS's Virtual Console eShop. Are things making sense to you now? Maybe a little?
Just a word of advise- don't let your agenda filled rage get in the way of the facts. Have a nice day
I hate Apple and social games :P I have the Japanese version of Catherine and I love it I like how it makes you think I already pre-order the deluxe edition because I need some new underwear lol
The moment I saw that intro and header I knew that the show was gonna get twice as much comments, 15 comments on destructoid in an hour(the show to be specific), that hasn't been done since the pokemon episode.
Awe, Tara is so cute trying to be angry at the Nintendo shop like Jim and Holmes are. Seriously though give Holmes a hug for me next time you see him, I could go for one too, but I'm no where near as lovable as Holmes.
Reading comments on any episode is a fucking terrible experience. I feel like I'm actually on Youtube right now. What the hell is wrong with you people?
+1 to Max for mentioning Hey Arnold! on Netflix. What a great show! Helga G Pataki is still one of my favorite characters in any animated TV show. Everyone should check out Hey Arnold!
I think some of you are taking the "horny" comments a little too seriously! They are probably meant to be (like the sexy intro) tongue in cheek! *shrugs* meh what do i know.
EA, what customers wants its GOOD GAMES just it, is so hard to understand this?
don't care about graphics, microshit, just GREAT GAMES.
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Tara sure is lovely
At around 11:15 in the clip,Is that a joke or a freudian slip when Max says "That's all for today's nude..news."? Whilst looking over at Tara.
I don't know, I'm tired I cant tell.
I don't really get why people think War of the Lions is the best game in the Final Fantasy Tactics series. Sure, the plot and the dialogue is more complicated, but the actual gameplay is much better in Advance and A2.
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Max, you're slacking off boy. You need to bring the sexy. Tara wins one point (though you're still in Second with 88 points. Holmes has 398.)
Great show, and whatnot.
Tara, here is a newsflash for you- Capcom cancelled the Mega Man Legends 3, not Nintendo. Dr. Wily's revenge is a Gameboy game. Guess what? Gameboy releases are part of the 3DS's Virtual Console eShop. Are things making sense to you now? Maybe a little?
Just a word of advise- don't let your agenda filled rage get in the way of the facts. Have a nice day
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don't care about graphics, microshit, just GREAT GAMES.
and
Tara sure is lovely
Ea says taht microshit is the FUTURE and Old republic is a paid MMO, instead a f2p with microshit? you just playing dumb or down fall stupid?
I don't know, I'm tired I cant tell.
I don't really get why people think War of the Lions is the best game in the Final Fantasy Tactics series. Sure, the plot and the dialogue is more complicated, but the actual gameplay is much better in Advance and A2.
put some Sterling on dat!!