It's fuh-fuh-Friiiiday, and that means I don't have to write another one of these stupid show posts until muh-muh-Monday.
Ass Creed News: Assassin's Creed Revelations is a new game about Italian ninjas.
Also, people named Max and talking animals sent us video reviews of John Carpenter's The Thing for our Destructoid movie club. All Netflix-plugging aside, that's a really kickass movie and you should watch it.
Spoiler Alert: Tara does that thing again. You know, the thing with the... Y'know.
Travel to India and Russia in future episodes of Assassin's Creed Chronicles this fall
11:01 AM on 03.31.2015
Assassin's Creed Rogue's PC port will be first triple-A game to use eye-tracking
11:00 AM on 02.05.2015