New Destructoid Episode: From Dust To Boobies

11:30 PM on 05.06.2011

Max Scoville

Video Warlock

It's fuh-fuh-Friiiiday, and that means I don't have to write another one of these stupid show posts until muh-muh-Monday.

Ass Creed News: Assassin's Creed Revelations is a new game about Italian ninjas.
Boobies News: As long as The Witcher II: Assassins of Kings keeps involving nudity, I'll keep talking about it.
Dusty News: From Dust is a game about how Tara can't pronounce "archipelago," and dust, probably.
Intense Emotional News: I shout about Gears of War 3 while Cliffy's Lancer gently weeps.
Homemade Gun News: LA Noire involves crime, jazz, and discs. Lots of discs.

Also, people named Max and talking animals sent us video reviews of John Carpenter's The Thing for our Destructoid movie club. All Netflix-plugging aside, that's a really kickass movie and you should watch it.

Spoiler Alert: Tara does that thing again. You know, the thing with the... Y'know.

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