It's fuh-fuh-Friiiiday, and that means I don't have to write another one of these stupid show posts until muh-muh-Monday.
Ass Creed News: Assassin's Creed Revelations is a new game about Italian ninjas.
Also, people named Max and talking animals sent us video reviews of John Carpenter's The Thing for our Destructoid movie club. All Netflix-plugging aside, that's a really kickass movie and you should watch it.
Spoiler Alert: Tara does that thing again. You know, the thing with the... Y'know.
This probably isn't what you'll look like doing the Assassin's Creed parkour course
5:00 PM on 07.18.2014