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Well, yeah. That was pretty blasphemous. I should've said the giant werewolf who lives at the bottom of the ocean and grants wishes. I hope nobody gets seriously offended by that, I wasn't trying to make fun of any religion, I was just making myself seem dumb.
I can confirm poop for the Duke Nukem Forever, but tits seem to be MIA. Guess that'd be offensive...? Sorry to break it to Max.
Either way, the game was pretty damn boring, the sort that likes to pretend it's exciting while not really doing anything interesting. The weapons lack any sort of punch and...
Oh, fuck it. I'm sorry, but I'm not doing the whole break down, I just can't. The game is bad, you know it, I know it, we all know it. Just go play Serious Sam. There's my feedback.
Either way, the game was pretty damn boring, the sort that likes to pretend it's exciting while not really doing anything interesting. The weapons lack any sort of punch and...
Oh, fuck it. I'm sorry, but I'm not doing the whole break down, I just can't. The game is bad, you know it, I know it, we all know it. Just go play Serious Sam. There's my feedback.
You know, this bitch down the street from me says a giant vampire lives in the sky. I feel like I should call my Werewolf Awareness Group.
I downloaded the Duke Nukem Forever demo on Steam. I played it for five minutes before realizing t's completer and utter shit. While I laughed at Duke's one liners and thought they were funny (then again it doesn't take much to make me laugh, so take that with a grain of salt), everything else was complete garbage. The guns were crap, the controls were awful, it took forever (no pun intended) to load, and it was laggy as hell; my copies of the original Serious Sam and Deus Ex ran smoother than DNF, and they look nicer too! Based on the demo, I can honestly say this game is complete garbage and one of the worst games of all time.
And yet, I can't help but feel a little guilty at getting upset at this game, and in some weird way, I find myself defending it. Yeah it's absolute shit, but did any of us expect this to be good? After all these years in development, after all the jokes, did anyone really expect a Half-Life 2 or a Bishock? Quick show of hands, how many of you thought this was going to be the greatest thing ever made? That's what I thought. And as much as I hate this abomination, I really want to see what the guys at Gearbox's can do with the Duke franchise. They've made good games in the past, and if they announced they were making a brand new, built from the ground up Duke Nukem game, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
So yeah, Duke welcome back...kind of. Hope your future projects are better than this turd. And Half-Life fans, if I were you, I'd lower my standards of Episode 3 just a little bit.
And yet, I can't help but feel a little guilty at getting upset at this game, and in some weird way, I find myself defending it. Yeah it's absolute shit, but did any of us expect this to be good? After all these years in development, after all the jokes, did anyone really expect a Half-Life 2 or a Bishock? Quick show of hands, how many of you thought this was going to be the greatest thing ever made? That's what I thought. And as much as I hate this abomination, I really want to see what the guys at Gearbox's can do with the Duke franchise. They've made good games in the past, and if they announced they were making a brand new, built from the ground up Duke Nukem game, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
So yeah, Duke welcome back...kind of. Hope your future projects are better than this turd. And Half-Life fans, if I were you, I'd lower my standards of Episode 3 just a little bit.
Also, that ascot is gayer than the Castro on a Saturday night. It also makes me think of Scooby Doo for some odd reason. Hmmmm....
Ok, one more comment (Would've done this all as one, but oh well)
Tara - I think you're thinking of Cazadores in Fallout New Vegas. They're way more dangerous than the bloatflies and hard as heck to kill. Bloatflies are pussies. You can kill them in two shots with a bb gun.
Also, holy crap a Catholic Facebook game! It's like my childhood has come back to haunt me! D: Hopefully my mom doesn't join and goad me to play or I'm f***ed!
Tara - I think you're thinking of Cazadores in Fallout New Vegas. They're way more dangerous than the bloatflies and hard as heck to kill. Bloatflies are pussies. You can kill them in two shots with a bb gun.
Also, holy crap a Catholic Facebook game! It's like my childhood has come back to haunt me! D: Hopefully my mom doesn't join and goad me to play or I'm f***ed!
Jesus god damn Christ Scoville, I actually laughed. I laughed. It tore out of me like a grinning bat from a particularly jaded hell.
I can't even imagine how to react to this phenomenon. Do I call 9-1-1? Do I try to relate the whole of your smirking, ascot-wreathed face to them over the phone? I'm just, it's some very unfamiliar territory I'm in here.
I can't even imagine how to react to this phenomenon. Do I call 9-1-1? Do I try to relate the whole of your smirking, ascot-wreathed face to them over the phone? I'm just, it's some very unfamiliar territory I'm in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ahYMAgL9Ew
What I thought of when Max said werewolf in the sky.
What I thought of when Max said werewolf in the sky.
With the addition of that tasteful ascot, I am now as attracted to Max Scoville as I am to Tara Long.
Well that's the oddest prayer I've ever heard. It's also the only prayer I've ever heard that was actually presented in the form of a letter. Sincerely? Hm. However, I sincerely loved Max's ascot.
I played the Duke demo and since I played the originals I knew what I was walking into, from what I played it is a Duke Nukem game. All the people saying its shit probably never play a Duke Nukem game in there life and expect it to be Halo or COD. Its duke nukem, its about dick jokes, naked chicks and killing pigs thats its. Also pretty sure she meant those Chizaro things or whatever in New Vegas those damn orange wasp things.
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