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Wow. The message is clear on this one. This upcoming PSP title may have a lot of game play options, but you wouildn't know it from this trailer. Ass shots. Rear shots. Pulling bottoms out of...bottoms. Pulling jeans down to show ooh la la. I can say with complete confidence that an ass man made this video trailer.

I adore has this trailer does not even bother with trying to show off any game play or substance. In keeping with the spirit of their work, we won't bother either.

Dead or Live Paradise backs that thing up in Spring on 2010 on the PSP.








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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:06
Xzyliac
/sigh
Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:06
Lakai
BOING
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:08
Chronic Logic
You know what? If this turns out to be a hardcore porn game, I wouldn't be surprised at all. I have been desensitized with all the cock-teasing going on in the series.
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:10
AlexBebop
Do they even make Dead or Alive fighting games anymore?
zll Niho llz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:13
zll Niho llz
O_o..awesome..awesome.
Murderapolis612's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:13
Murderapolis612
it's 2010, and video games are now art...
Instant_Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:13
Instant_Awesome
My favorite is the shot of the girls sharing the ice cream cone. I think that's a metaphor... for friendship. Am I way off?
CHU BOI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:15
CHU BOI


Dat ass.
MadBeagle01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:17
MadBeagle01
All of the DOA girls need more junk in the trunk. Besides the breast implants, they all look like ten-year-old boys.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:19
The Silent Protagonist
@callmeAlex - DOA were never real fighting games to start with.

Its better this way. Why make a game to be something its not - meaning, Virtua Figher and Tekken - when you can make a game for people to really chill out to?
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:22
Uther
Well, I have to admit the trailer did its job...probably even better than the final product.
Jeez, does anyone else think they would make more money if they just made it a pornographic game already?
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:24
Comrade Snarky
So...is that the game? Because if so, we can all just replay that video indefinitely and save ourselves some money, no?
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:24
AlexBebop
@The Silent Protagonist - Good point. Guess it is a good thing the game's not trying to be something it's clearly not.
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:24
BiroBiro
this game plus Natal support equals best selling game of the year
Al Fapwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:26
Al Fapwn
Lol i once played DOA Xtreme 2 all of these scenes were literally just ripped from the intro to that game they haven't done anything at all I wasnt aware that this was a straight port
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:28
Neonie
YES! Anyone up for some Sexy Beach 3?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:29
Xzyliac
@BiroBiro
Natal on PSP?
eduh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:46
eduh
gotta love japan amirite?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:51
ArrestedDeveloper
Hey!. That's all footage from DOAX2's intro just set to different music.....uhhhh, I mean I think it is.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 11:58
Wintersocks
Oooh...yeah...um...gosh..wow.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:05
Nicojay2
Who said this isn't a fighting game, remember there's always bum battling. Bum battling online would be awesome.

Also, great gams. I haven't used that term in years.
tobalito23's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:13
tobalito23
@thesilentprotsgonist
I don't know about you but I think dead or alive fighting games were one of the best around.. A great fast paced fighting system that focuses on fast combos and counters was always what kept my attention.. The fact that the girls had like 40 different costumes and all looks pretty hot was just an added bonus... I think they should take a break from all this volleyball shit and put focus on the fighting.. Or if they could just merge doa all together fighting and volleyball then it would be badass lol they did it in their movie lol
Monte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:13
Monte
@Nicojay2
i was thinking more along the lines of mud wrestling
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without the mud.
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and without the wrestling.
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and on a bed.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:14
VGFreak1225
I've already said that these spin-offs are bullshit, but is it just me, or did half of that trailer consist of footage that was identical to footage from DOAX2? Are Team Ninja really getting [i]that lazy?[/i}
Monte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:17
Monte
@tobalito23
You have it backwards, the games have always been about hot chicks... the fighting was the "added bonus"
The beach stuff is just the game being honest with itself, not dancing around the subject and giving everyone what they came for =p
rob santini's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:25
rob santini
can you say playboy magazine's "girls of gaming issue?" These characters are def going to make the cut and end up digitally naked haha!
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:35
lokhe
You gotta love the flower with an erection >.>
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 12:49
HEL105
@tobalito23
I agree. If we were disqualifying fighting games because they had hot, half-naked chicks (or guys), we'd basically be left with Yie Ar Kung Fu and Smash Bros. (no disrespect to Smash Bros., of course).
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 13:04
Qraze
bonerquest!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 13:15
PappaDukes
@qraze - moar like labiaquest amirite!?
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 13:37
BiroBiro
@Xzyliac
thought it was implied, but imagine this on 360, with natal support... could pump the 360 sales in Japan, they love this kind of perv thing
ammoelf3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 13:48
ammoelf3
Why doesn't Team Ninja just make an in house soft core porn studio with actresses dressed up as these fighters? Honestly.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 14:29
Monodi
Now we bitch SNK or Capcom to do the same.
Hawks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 14:47
Hawks
You make my pee-pee go DOING DOING DOING
MCChampaignMillionaire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 14:50
MCChampaignMillionaire
Man what a trailer!! You dont even see their faces :D
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 14:57
Killrig
Now gamers can enjoy DoA Extreme in the bathroom.
mi55ter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 15:23
mi55ter
Making this video was actually doing a public service. Thanks to the man responsible.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 15:51
AceFlibble
@ammoelf3
Such a product already exists.
MikeZdoesit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 20:02
MikeZdoesit
Why isn't this on the 360?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2010 22:40
hpv
So this is kind of like Pokemon Snap?
ScreamingScarab's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2010 05:40
ScreamingScarab
Finally! A game comes out that justifies buying a PSP!
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2010 19:02
Demtor
Yeaaah, that is all well and dandy for the extra randy but lets see another fighting game please. Make boobs jiggle with kicks and punches, please.
Jeffrey Schmidt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2010 08:04
Jeffrey Schmidt
as a fan of the doa extreme franchise, this is pathetic. i loved the first game. it seemed like equal parts gameplay, equal parts visual .

the original dead or alive games were beautiful, fun games to play, and the first Extreme didn't steer away from that, in spirit (fun to play, fun to look at). extreme 2 was terrible. and this looks like an even worse addition in a terrible direction.
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