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New commercial totally wins teh Halos (Audio NTSFW)
6:05 PM on 09.14.2007, Ron NSFWorkman 35 comments

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Look, I drink...
And the fastest way to my heart is to make me laugh. Or through my pants. Or to give me money. That's not important right now. What's important is that remixes of the new Halo ads are picking up on the internet, and are very funny.

Your very own Aaron "64oz. Steak" Linde and me, Ron "Insert random nickname" Workman got to spend some time at Bungie this week and witness all the new adverts early. We liked them like, ZOMG! liked them. We even held hands and cried during the four minute long documentary ad.. Stay tuned for Halotastic news from Dtoid (Big Surprizorz!) over the next week or two.

[Special thanks to HarassmentPanda]

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Cowzilla3's Avatar
Cowzilla3 at 09/14/2007 18:09
Ho ho ho, comedy of the gods and a post by Workman. Tis a good day, plus an excuse to make up more drinks.
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CannibalCalvin at 09/14/2007 18:14
I AM FAPPING ALL OVER THIS!

GAH! ITS SO GOOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 09/14/2007 18:16
God damn it. I was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow. Ugh.
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monosylabik at 09/14/2007 18:16
meh.
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Riser Glen at 09/14/2007 18:28
This post gave me an erection. But I guess I'll watch the video now.

BA-DUM CHING!


Heh heh heh...heh...heh heh...hmmm...
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Toneman at 09/14/2007 18:32
That's Halo alright.
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Yooree at 09/14/2007 18:32
So accurate.
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vexed alex at 09/14/2007 18:37
Hahaha. That was spot on. Still <3 teh Halos.
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Calla at 09/14/2007 18:42
i had a feeling he was a pedo.
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bleep at 09/14/2007 18:46
that made me Lol
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FuriousGeorge at 09/14/2007 18:53
thats unfair.... that could be any xbox live game....
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Necros at 09/14/2007 19:18
God damn it. CTZ was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow using my tip. Ugh.
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Necros at 09/14/2007 19:18
God damn it. CTZ was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow using my tip. Ugh.
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ikoul at 09/14/2007 19:49
I'm seeing this all over the internet... Consolevania is awesome.
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Jark212 at 09/14/2007 20:13
so true...
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dprim3 at 09/14/2007 20:14
I like it. I thought it was going to patronizing soldiers or patriotism or something. What it really patronized was the retarded 12 year-olds on Xbox Live. Terrific.
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RskimB at 09/14/2007 20:57
noob!
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jerrt at 09/14/2007 21:14
it is so true...

that is most of the reason i don't like halo.
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Wargasmic at 09/14/2007 22:21
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 09/14/2007 22:49
Hahaha. That was spot on. Still <3 teh Halos.
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Corak at 09/15/2007 00:47
Epic win. Totally accurate.
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BADInc at 09/15/2007 01:05
normally i would be kinda sad when they slaughter a cool video game commercial like this, but this was fucking hilarious
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Azereki at 09/15/2007 03:54
I think it quite possibly just ate my comment. Oh well, too bad. New profanity and vulgar insults will probably be invented come launch night. Woot!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/15/2007 03:57
Haha, man. I loved that. Must search for more of these parodies.
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Rosseh at 09/15/2007 07:28
Consolevania is awesome. If you haven't watched it yet. Why not?
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rabidkeebler at 09/15/2007 08:24
You see, even with all the people who hate the halo franchise or all the hype, it is moments like these that make it all worth while :-)
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catsithx at 09/15/2007 10:59
It's a nice clip but still not going to buy the game
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Sharpless at 09/15/2007 14:34
I saw this. I came.

Ron, that's Keeley Hazell in Corak's avatar. Google searches will reward you with bonerz.
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wardrox at 09/16/2007 05:23
That's awesome, very very funny.
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Holyetheline at 10/21/2007 11:47
Kids can be so cruel.
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