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Look, I drink...
And the fastest way to my heart is to make me laugh. Or through my pants. Or to give me money. That's not important right now. What's important is that remixes of the new Halo ads are picking up on the internet, and are very funny.

Your very own Aaron "64oz. Steak" Linde and me, Ron "Insert random nickname" Workman got to spend some time at Bungie this week and witness all the new adverts early. We liked them like, ZOMG! liked them. We even held hands and cried during the four minute long documentary ad.. Stay tuned for Halotastic news from Dtoid (Big Surprizorz!) over the next week or two.

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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32

TabascoMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:07
TabascoMan
LOL nice.. much more realistic in terms of Halo gameplay
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:08
Spykron
with ads like this, no one has to worry about halo living up to its hype.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:09
Cowzilla3
Ho ho ho, comedy of the gods and a post by Workman. Tis a good day, plus an excuse to make up more drinks.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:14
CannibalCalvin
I AM FAPPING ALL OVER THIS!

GAH! ITS SO GOOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:16
Hamza CTZ Aziz
God damn it. I was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow. Ugh.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:16
monosylabik
meh.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:28
Riser Glen
This post gave me an erection. But I guess I'll watch the video now.

BA-DUM CHING!


Heh heh heh...heh...heh heh...hmmm...
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:32
Toneman
That's Halo alright.
Yooree's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:32
Yooree
So accurate.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:37
vexed alex
Hahaha. That was spot on. Still <3 teh Halos.
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:42
Calla
i had a feeling he was a pedo.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:46
bleep
that made me Lol
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 18:53
FuriousGeorge
thats unfair.... that could be any xbox live game....
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 19:18
Necros
God damn it. CTZ was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow using my tip. Ugh.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 19:18
Necros
God damn it. CTZ was going to use this as the main video for Weekend D tomorrow using my tip. Ugh.
ikoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 19:49
ikoul
I'm seeing this all over the internet... Consolevania is awesome.
Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 20:13
Jark212
so true...
dprim3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 20:14
dprim3
I like it. I thought it was going to patronizing soldiers or patriotism or something. What it really patronized was the retarded 12 year-olds on Xbox Live. Terrific.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 20:57
RskimB
noob!
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 21:14
jerrt
it is so true...

that is most of the reason i don't like halo.
Wargasmic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 22:21
Wargasmic
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2007 22:49
vexed alex
Hahaha. That was spot on. Still <3 teh Halos.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 00:47
Corak
Epic win. Totally accurate.
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 01:05
BADInc
normally i would be kinda sad when they slaughter a cool video game commercial like this, but this was fucking hilarious
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 03:54
Azereki
I think it quite possibly just ate my comment. Oh well, too bad. New profanity and vulgar insults will probably be invented come launch night. Woot!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 03:57
Mxyzptlk
Haha, man. I loved that. Must search for more of these parodies.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 07:28
Rosseh
Consolevania is awesome. If you haven't watched it yet. Why not?
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 08:24
rabidkeebler
You see, even with all the people who hate the halo franchise or all the hype, it is moments like these that make it all worth while :-)
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 10:59
catsithx
It's a nice clip but still not going to buy the game
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 14:34
Sharpless
I saw this. I came.

Ron, that's Keeley Hazell in Corak's avatar. Google searches will reward you with bonerz.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 05:23
wardrox
That's awesome, very very funny.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2007 11:47
Holyetheline
Kids can be so cruel.
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