2. Remove crappy DRM
3. Search-Replace "God" and "Jesus" with "Allah" and "Mohammed"
4. Make money out of a useless idea. Twice! :D
Better than the 'DEM DAYUM VIDJAGAEMZ ARE THE DEVILS WORKOUT DURR' shit I hear at church...
...I'm certainly not a morning person, I just wrote a freaking paragraph whining about religion. Pay no attention, people. If people like to match Zelda's events with Christian Bible events that's ok.
Anyway, Jim, I find it a bit lame you suggest Zelda to be as factually credible as the Bible. Suggests you never did any study of history.
I come about Zelda games all the time.
http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/a/ab/LinkPraying.png
This art only appeared in two Japanese game guides, but the fact that it exists at all is curious enough on its own.
Next time: Your Metroid goddess and how you can please her!
>Claim it points to Christianity.
Really?
However it is nice to get a positive viewpoint from the demographic that seems to demonize videogames the most.
You can say the Goonies are a Christian metaphor because they save the town from the sins the town itself created (the villain family). One Eyed Willie Moses. LOL BOOK DEAL.
Zelda already has a theological bent, and sorry Christians - but Link believes in polytheism. Remember the Goddesses? Uh dur? Din, Farore and Nayru? Who - you know, created everything?
...And are generally considered female?
Yeah. Christians, you and your 'generally considered' Monotheistic Patriarchal Wrathful "God" lose hard again.
I don't know what he will write; but Zelda has a polytheism and mainly female teology. Something that christian mythology ain't too fond to.
Listen, I'm all for God and the Bible, but if you need this book in order to let your kids play Wii, then you can go fuck yourself.
However, as this is the internet, do feel free to continue to litter my screen with your tired ramblings and asinine criticisms against a faith that has heard all of it before.
If you don't like Christianity that's fine, but Destructoid is about dem vidyagamez. So, shut the fuck up and play them.
Yes because you can relate a my little pony game to satanism
@ cess007 christian theology isn't fond of women huh? Okay that's wrong it says in the Christian bible that women are to be honored and respected more so than men and since when are the christians the ones to hate videogames last time I checked it was the catholics who did that
I'm a christian I go to church and there has NEVER been any talk of any videogames being evil
Confirmed: The Legend of Zelda is more popular than Jesus.
Uh no. The Bible never states that "women are to be honored and respected more so than men". Try actually reading it instead of repeating the same washed lies so-called 'Christians' love to claim as "Bible sayings".
As Above, So Below.
1 Corinthians 11:3, 1 Corinthians 14:34 - 35, Ephesians 5:22 - 25, Colossians 3:18, 1 Timothy 2:9 - 15, Romans 7:2 and Titus 2:3 - 5 (to name a few) say otherwise.
My personal favourite though is Job 25:4 which states that every man who is born from a women is unclean.

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