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Once again, it's time for us to talk about the game that has a ridiculous amount of hype surrounding it, even though nobody knows what it is, Alan Wake. Developer Remedy Entertainment is keeping the hype fire stoked by pulling one of the oldest tricks in the book, the viral marketing ploy, and you can be damn sure it'll work.

Posted on the official Alan Wake forums, this new snippet of mysterious text was supposedly written by Mr. Wake himself. It was taken from promo material by the community manager and posted with Remedy's permission:

"The amount of pages keeps growing each night. There are also new edits on the old pages. They keep getting more aggressive. The story is rewriting itself. The protagonist is now my namesake, and his wife is called Alice. The most worrying aspect: the genre seems to be shifting. It's turning into a horror story. I can no longer be certain whether the hero can succeed or even survive. Apart for jumbled fragments of bad dreams and an oppressive feeling, I can remember nothing of the process when I wake up. But this morning, a breakthrough! When I came to my senses, I could smell her perfume on my shirt. I am close. I know it. I must push on.

- Alan Wake"

To me, this hints at Alan Wake being almost exactly like The Neverending Story. You know, where the book comes to life? Maybe Alan writes about things and they turn real. Maybe that big white flying dog is involved! If Remedy can confirm big white flying dogs, then I will fully admit that the undue hype is finally due.








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Nathan Summers's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 09:44
Nathan Summers
Confirmed: Jack Black in Alan Wake 3!
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 10:40
zeroword
It could be the Neverending Story but to me it sounds closer to "In the Mouth of Madness".
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 11:31
Noah
I don't think this game exists....come April first we'll all be made a fool of
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 12:04
13thDragon
I don't think anyone cares about this game anymore. Hasn't it been in development since before the Xbox 360 was released?
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 13:06
Xhumation
...Call me when there's a release date.
dirtymik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 13:10
dirtymik
Could have sworn I saw this game in the bargain bin at gamestop.
embef's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 13:23
embef
Rusty's screams were still ringing in my ears. The tree stump the grove got its name from looked like a severed leg of a monsterous bird. I prayed that the gun would make a difference. Every time I moved the flashlight, I was afraid of the horrors it might reveal. Suddenly a ragged arrow gloved in the light. I followed it.

- Alan Wake


http://www.alanwake.com/forum/showthread.php?p=35989#post35989
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 14:02
B-Radicate
Luck dragons, CONFIRMED!
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 18:06
The Amazing Shenazin
please God let it finally come out this year

please.....
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 18:43
Wedge
Actually just makes me believe it'll be the next great psychological horror game Silent Hill isn't anymore.

I know all they did was the Max Payne games, but there was certainly nothing bad about those...
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 23:07
JReaper617
This confirmed Alan Wake is actually the codename of the sequel to the still unreleased Duke Nukem Forever. Tentative title is Duke Nukem: Revenge of the luck dragon...MINDBLOW
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 03:01
10BobMarleys
This is gonna be the best game evar.
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:12
silvain
I am underwhelmed by this text.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:09
BulletTrain
This game is coming out the same day as Duke Nukem forever.

True story.
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 13:42
Timstuff
I'm starting to think Alan Wake is a straight up hoax. Remedy is just trying to see how much hype they can build around a game without even telling people what it is. You should see how the fanboys at Gamespot sing this game's praises unquestioningly... Ugh... Gamespot...
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