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BOOM HEADSHOT
I mean...
ZERO COMMENT
I guess it rains down in Africa.
This is gonne be the best "sit in a jeep and watch animals" simulator ever!
Now I'm going to have that Toto song stuck in my head all day.
Hey why wasn't there a crocodile transformer??? I guess the dinobots were sort of along those lines but....yeah these creatures have been rendered so well they look good enough to kill, cook, and eat half of and then ask for a doggy bag and then forget you have half a crocodile from last week in the fridge and then throw it away cuz it probably isn't good anymore but its been in the fridge the whole time so hmm smell ok but......
I remember reading a Nintendo Power review of a game that got like a 2/10, where the whole premise was you're some dude in Africa trying to save a tribe from "its own misguided ways" by killing all the wildlife. It really pissed off the hippi reviewer. Hilarious. Hopefully this game will piss off some reviewers too.
bleep - theres a whole series dedicated to animal transformers, tis called beast wars. Its in cg, and its awesome.
HIT! WATCH OUT FOR THE CROCODILES!
Wait, no, it was just the raw power of the PStttriple cunningly rendering one, and scaring me. Dam, got to buy that game.
Loks like a really, really pointless game.
Photoshoot simulator.
Too bad you can't shoot them animalz fr yrself. Make me some crock skin seat covers for my eldorado.
Wow, these models look horrible...
No sarcasm there either.
pokemon snap but FO' REALZ!!!
When was the last time we saw pokemans in this high quality?
NEVER! AND I DEMAND IT! And sadly, the wii just doesn't do that.
Crapgame, give us LocoRocodile instead please.
I call racism, there are no black people in these pictures (sorry haven't had any RE4 info for a while).
hmm lame graphiks yo.
I think you mean RE5, jerk.
I can't see there being any point to this game beyond a pretty tech demo. And even if they try to make it like Pokemon Snap...it still won't be Pokemon Snap.
This better not be educational!
I do hope this is somewhat of like a Safari photography game as Necros mentioned. If thats the case ill play the crap out of it just to make good old Irwin proud. Otherwise blam this piece of crap.
Photorealistic animal genitals, trust me, it's ground breaking.
And only on the PS3, with the power of blueray.
I heard Kojima is secretly working on this and hence the delays on MGS4. He's going to include an FPS mode to make it more accesible for western gamers.
Also, crocs.
WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS GIRAFFE COUNTRY!
1) Render animals.
2) ???
3) POACH!
I totally put the "C" in crocodile. Together, me and Afrika will mighty mighty morph into the greatest safari crocodile mecha ever and save the orphanage.
I wish this was an RTS where you make different species mate. Just think of the possibilites...a Girrafe and an Elephant...A GIRRPHANT!
Nothing can defeat Pokemon Snap, though. Why even bother?
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