One accumulates a museum of thoroughly ludicrous items when they've been in this job for a few years, but inevitably some swag always comes along that truly leaves cause for scratching one's head. Today I received a black bag, courtesy of Capcom, that contained a number of handy travel items, including a sick bag, postcards and toiletry holder. The items are part of a promotional push for Dark Void, the jetpack-themed shooter that's looking really quite good.
As you can see, it also comes with a blanket and sleeping mask, both of which I have put to good use already.
Emblazoned with a "Tesla Air" logo, this bag contains all the essentials I could ever need for a lengthy trip. Now I can vomit in confidence, knowing that the stinking stomach chunks are plopping inside a Tesla Air-brand bag. Don't let your sticky warm tummy-come accept any other substitute.
Seriously, this is the stupidest thing I've ever gotten. Somehow, that makes it brilliant.
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