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So, this weekend marks the opening of the Sex and the City movie. For those of you living under a rock, the popular TV series about four liberated ladies drinking and partying their way around New York was bound to be made into a film, and if you're unlucky, your girlfriend/wife plans to drag you to it.

Gamers and Sex and the City fans don't really strike me as a harmonious relationship match, but that's not to say that many men won't be forced to endure two hours of scripted cocktails for the sake of your woman's happiness. Luckily, Geek Squad came up with a solution: they will be at selected theaters at midnight on the opening night of the film with quarters in hand, ready to distract you for the next two-and-a -alf hours with some good old fashioned arcade action. Now all you have to do is explain why you were in the bathroom for the duration of the entire film.

Clever plan, or will your other half chew you out for not sitting in silence and suffering? Hard to say, but it's a pretty funny mission regardless ... I'd love to see how many men leave in a mass exodus. Now let's just hope these theaters have some solid arcade titles.

[Thanks, Alan]


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austenw's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:10
austenw
Thank god for having a wife who doesn't like this show.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:12
liam2015
Considering I have neither a)an intention on seeing that movie or b) a girlfriend to drag me to it, I will be receiving no free quarters. It is however, an ingenious tactic.

Geek Squad earns a thumbs up from me.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:17
Professor Pew
I sat through 2 eps in a row once (forced). It was the most emasculating thing ever until I played the Wii.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:17
DJDuffy
You know I've never watched this show much before, since it was on HBO for so long, but I'm actually going to check it out this Friday. Is it really THAT bad Colette?
Kinjiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:21
Kinjiro
yes, fuck sex and the city

it's basically an hour long period where you testicles slowly recede, attempting to retreat back into your body to become ovaries, simply to escape the deadly and terrifying waves of estrogen being emitted by your tv

that and women who need to admit they're old having sex with men who are in the same boat

thank god my gf doesn't care about that shit
Salty Soil's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:31
Salty Soil
I wonder if it will be like one of those all-you-can-eat buffets, only with arcade cabinets instead of undercooked chowmein.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:31
casualweaponry
Story time!

I gave my ex-girlfriend an iPod Touch with every episode of Sex and the City on it.

I ripped over 20 DVDs of the Sex in the City box set I had given her earlier. I then converted them to iPod form, and watched every episode to make sure the quality was perfect.

That's 94 episodes of SotC I sat through in a 12 day period. I think I died a little on the inside.

So needless to say I'm pretty stoked about this movie! Seriously, I can't wait to see how it all ends.

Someone kill me now :(
pagancollective's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:38
pagancollective
@casualweaponry:

"I gave my ex-girlfriend an iPod Touch with every episode of Sex and the City on it."

Ah, that was nice of you.

"I ripped over 20 DVDs of the Sex in the City box set I had given her earlier. I then converted them to iPod form"

Damn, must've taken you a long time. Nice gift, that.

"and watched every episode to make sure the quality was perfect."

....
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:39
mr showtime
Just make sure that you take her to a Mexican dive before you hit the theatre. Order a large, super-hot, bean burrito with extra onions. Right before the previews, start talking about how bad your stomach feels, but you'll be fine. As soon as the previews end, hold you stomach and let her know you'll be right back. Hunch your way out of the theater, and VIOLA!: 2+ hours of gaming with a bunch of guys dressed like dorks making minimum wage feeding you tokens.





Works every time.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:46
casualweaponry
@pagancollective:

It gets worse...I took the episode summaries from Wikipedia, and added it as metadata for the episodes I ripped.

I'm a veritable encyclopedia on everything SotC. The Rabbit, post-it notes, notable guest stars...

I'll even admit that the show is entertaining. Dammit I'll never live this down, will I?
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 16:52
naia-the-gamer
I think I'm in a weird minority. I watched the show when it was on and liked it a lot. However, I'm scared for this movie because I honestly think they will fuck it up. I have little to no interest in it.

I have mad props to the geek squad guys and I feel bad for all the people being dragged to this movie this weekend.

Also SJP looks like a foot.
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:00
mr showtime
@casualweaponry

Please contact your local Home Depot in order to obtain instructions explaining how to relinquish your man card.
lostalaska's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:05
lostalaska
@naia-the-gamer
lol, I always thought SJP was a handsome woman... she reminds me of a young Dee Snider from Twisted Sister. =P

The problem is that for most guys and even some girls watching this movie it's a lot like the plot to "The Ring" except you only die a little on the inside.
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:19
mr showtime
SJP is actually Owen Wilson in drag.

BEFORE


AFTER
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:26
MaximusPaynicus
Screw FDR, the men at Geek Squad are true American heroes!

@mr showtime
My God, man...
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:31
Corak
To quote Peter Griffin, "they let Sara Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot."

Thank the Lord I don't have a girlfriend that likes this show. I don't think I could sit through this without wanting to shoot myself. To all the ladies that are dragging their men to see this show against their will you had better give them something later on...like giving us a bj during a Michael Bay movie or something.
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:34
xe-cute
I think the UK title for it is "Slags in the Sh!tty".


I mean seriously, urrrghhh.

Not role models are they?

Each one has a different but serious mental flaw to them, also physical. Yet they are supposedly cool women?


Arghh, I hope they all get gunned down in the end GTA stylee!!!!!!1111oneone.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:38
Cube
Thank god.

I love you geek sqaud!

im buying A geek squad UPS in your name
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 17:50
Hollie Bennett
HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED, I LOOOOOOVE SEX AND THE CITY, ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 18:07
4knuckleshuffle
This is why I don't have a girlfriend. As well as lack of effort, poor social skills, and crippling self esteem problems.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 18:51
TrailerParkJesus
Yeah, people can't wait to play Area 51 with Geek Squad.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 19:01
MisterMingo
I'd like to punch Sara Jessica Parker (alias "SJP") right in her manly face.

Also, Sluts in the City would be a better title. I mean sex is cool and all, but talking loudly about vibrators and orgasms in a public place? Get a hobby, ladies. >:C
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 19:34
JynxShot
Shit that's a good plan. It doesn't steal from the movie's profits, and so long as the selection is halfway decent, I'd really love to pretend to need refills every few minutes.
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 06:41
Yuphrum
I honestly don't see the attraction of the show in general, but that's probably because I'm a man.

Anyone else think that SJP has a face like a horse?
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 09:48
Demtor
ROFLMAO @ comments like Professor Pew and mr showtime (you guys rock, lol)

This show is useful only in the fact that if I meet a girl that watches or likes this show, I avoid them like the plague. Speaking from my repeated experiences here. If they find any of the values in that show to be redeeming or fun in any way shape or form, I want nothing to do with them. Yes, that cancels out like 80% of the vapid whores running around out there but I am MUCH better off for it.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2008 13:27
Dexter345
This is hilarious. <3 Geek Squad.
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