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No, this isn't that kind of Nerdcore so put you pants back on you bunch of perverts. This is the kind where you go "OHMAIGWAD! LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE WITTLE KITTIES!". The year 2007 will go down as the year where the Internets was completely obsessed with cats saying retarded things. And before the fad gets completely annoying and stale (no thanks to several companies trying to use it to promote crap), I felt Destructoid had to take part in it too.

For those looking for the true blue bona fide Nerdcore you all know and love, expect something coming up very soon. In the mean time, enjoy the adorable animals and go post these pictures into your friends MySpaces who you really like but are too afraid to make a move on so you pretend to be their best friend and just sit and wait for the perfect moment until you realize you can't sit around any longer and you have to make a move now but it's too late because someone with more balls then you already made the move on her so you become completely depressed and go jump into a wood chipper but the wood chipper breaks half way so your legs are gone and you're left in agonizing pain. Yup.  

[Update: I can't believe I forgot StuffOnMyCat! Thanks to wardrox.] 

[Special thanks to WiiKitty, ICanHasCheezBurger, MacroChan and Colette's cat] 


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Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/08/2007 20:23
I wonder where all the lulz originated from..
hmm.
;]
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/08/2007 20:23
Picture 11 is waaaaay too big. Otherwise, lulz.
Jerkbutt47's Avatar
Jerkbutt47 at 10/08/2007 20:24
i can haz or1g1nal1ty????
i guess not, but lolcatz are awesome anyways...
Clockwork's Avatar
Clockwork at 10/08/2007 20:31
What the hell is with the internet and cats?
aborto thefetus's Avatar
aborto thefetus at 10/08/2007 20:32
pic five = pure comedy fucking genius!
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 10/08/2007 20:32
lawls, dangerous to go alone and show you my pokemans are epic.


Check out this one, it's one of my cats
BFeld13's Avatar
BFeld13 at 10/08/2007 20:37
How is that cat bored of its DS? Inconcievable!
aborto thefetus's Avatar
aborto thefetus at 10/08/2007 20:42
this calls for me posting pics of my 20 pound, diabetic cat. Prepare for screen filling adorable!
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Raidensolid at 10/08/2007 20:46
So the author wrote an awesome article...but apparelently he eated it.

thats why this one is so epicly lame. Except the CATamari, that was clever.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 10/08/2007 21:10
ummm, how is this nerdcore? it's official nerdcore is dead.
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MechaMonkey at 10/08/2007 21:14
I suppose in a way, nerdcore is still about pussies.

My, that was crude.
Twisted Imp's Avatar
Twisted Imp at 10/08/2007 21:26
@MechaMonkey

Bah Dum Cccch...
icarus's Avatar
icarus at 10/08/2007 21:35
@Mecha

You sir, get a gold star.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 10/08/2007 21:40
So THIS is what you meant when you said he had some new nerdcores lined up. Thanks a bunch.
NSNick's Avatar
NSNick at 10/08/2007 21:59
+10 for Oregon Trail reference.
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Zac Bentz at 10/08/2007 22:02
"...expect something coming up very soon."

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Professor Pew at 10/08/2007 22:07
That's some find Nerdcore pussy right thurr.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 10/08/2007 22:08
Oops, learn to read. MechaMonkey I like your thinking.
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 10/08/2007 22:33
Looks like someone has been visiting 4chan lately.
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NightDehumidifier at 10/08/2007 22:36
I'm fucking sick and fucking tired of the stupid cats. OH HURR A CAT IS HOLDING MY CONTROLLER LIKE A HUMAN HURR I GOTTA TAKE A PHOTO AND WRITE A STUPID QUOTE LIKE "I HAS CONTROLLAR" I WILL BE THE MOST AWESOME MAN ON THE INTERNET. Shut the fuck up. These fucking pictures are subsitutions for an intelligent comment.

Also, fuck you O RLY bird and fucking internet gopher. We're making the wrong animals extinct.
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Extreme_Drunk at 10/08/2007 22:40

Thats this entire thread.
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sumfight at 10/08/2007 23:59
i've never saw the played your turn one, that was an amazing pic :P
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Drift64 at 10/09/2007 00:07
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TehBoognish at 10/09/2007 00:40
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 10/09/2007 01:21
@NightDehumidifier

Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/09/2007 01:28
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Mxyzptlk at 10/09/2007 01:29
Damn it:

dprime's Avatar
dprime at 10/09/2007 01:30
That picture originally didn't have a Pokemon game in it.
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Mxyzptlk at 10/09/2007 01:30
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Elrando at 10/09/2007 02:58
Fucking lolcats, ripping off /b/ memes.

It's goddamn Caturday.
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KraazyCraig at 10/09/2007 04:05
my cat got on wiikitty somewhere
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wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 10/09/2007 04:57
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KraazyCraig at 10/09/2007 06:39

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NightDehumidifier at 10/09/2007 11:13
I hope the majority of you die alone. The rest of you, die with someone you love.
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