Instead of gaming keywords, these are the top three Google searches that brought new readers to Destructoid back in our wild west days. Before you curse the ground I walk on know that nearly every blog across every country linked to this story back in the day when it was less taboo. Thus, this is still the #1 most trafficked story on our site. Why are boys so dumb?
The origin? I posted this article as a gag back in June 2006, and we STILL get a ton of requests for the nerdcore girls of gaming. Some come from comments people have sent us on our MySpace page (RIP) and some were actually sent in by readers of our site (one of which was one guy's wife in our forums, lucky guy).
Obviously, we don't run these sorts of articles anymore, but we won't deny some of our fame came from having the audacity to run it back when it was edgy.
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