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Nerdcore enthusiasts, this shirt is for you photo

With the popularity of Nerdcore pitching a tent in many a pair of cargo shorts these days, it was inevitable that the trend would drip over to fashion. I actually dig this shirt more than I do actual pics of Nerdcore girls. The style is called "Console" (and not "Fetish Controller Strangulation Bondage", as it should be) and you can get one at SuperMandolini.com. Even more rockin, a women's size is avaliable! As long as you don't mind your gamer fashion slightly pricier (roughly $48 for this one), this one will be sure to turn some heads and perhaps earn a few guilty fantasy confessions from total strangers.

[Thanks Joe!] 


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Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:02
Mabec
Gush, do wantsing!
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:02
FuriousGeorge
shes playing with herself
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:04
king3vbo
I lol'd
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:11
bottled dark
lol.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:14
Hamza CTZ Aziz
SON OF A BITCH! HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF DOING THIS?!?!?!
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:18
MusashiX2
anybody else just see a corpse in gaming bondage?
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:18
Joe Burling
Yay! I can finally see the tip! Oh, and I want that shirt (but the price is way too high).
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:21
nicojay
Tentacle porn no more. It has been superceded by control-cord porn.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:23
nicojay
controller-cord
Damn
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:24
Lord The Night Knight
No wonder the Japanese hate the Xbox. They think it's a tentacle monster.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:26
GuitarAtomik
Or you could buy my shirts.
[/shamelessplug]
DynamicSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:27
DynamicSheep
Awesome shirt, but $48 is hoody pricing... way too much money for a shirt.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:28
Def JM
Jesus fuck 50$ I dont see it.
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:36
VampireChrist
*bought*
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:46
MaxVest
Is it wrong that my first thought was that the controllers are disproportionately tiny? Ewww, and wired!

Wait, how the hell are supposed to do nerdcore bondage with these stupid wireless seventh-gen controllers? I guess you could wrap girls up in Wii sensor bar, AV, and power cables.
jimjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:49
jimjo
Meh, maybe if they were 360 controllers it would be worth it.
Pistolaero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:52
Pistolaero
$48 for a fucking shirt? That's almost worth the price of a video-game. Fuck that, it's not even that cool.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 16:54
whiteboy0869
Colette says: "With the popularity of Nerdcore pitching a tent in many a pair of cargo shorts these days"

That was fucking Golden. A truly Epic starting sentence. LOL
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:14
nademagnet
expensive shirt is expensive.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:24
Knives
I would rather buy a dtoid shirt.

PS: Still waiting for a retroforce go shirt
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:41
Holyetheline
Wow this shirt is amazing.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:51
vexed alex
That wouldn't look the same in the man boobness that Destructoider's have. No, sir.
modemlooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:53
modemlooper
Thats hot! But ti better vibrate for 48 bones!
modemlooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:54
modemlooper
Thats hot! But it better vibrate for 48 bones!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:58
Necros
$48 is far too high.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:07
Capn Birdseye
That shirt actually looks really good. I don't normally buy game related clothing but I might make an exception in this instance...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:34
Sharpless
My tent is not pitched. Do not want, least of all for $48. Ridiculous.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:54
boxhound
I bet you anyone can come up with something similar, better, and sell it for $20 maybe $30 cheaper.

They can shove that $48 up their well waxed ass.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 21:06
Oni
Fuck that noise. There is no t-shirt in the entire WORLD worth $48 dollars.

It's cool, but not $48 cool.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 08:29
s0lesurviv0r
Does that come with a complimentary phallic object for rectum insertion? Mr. Atomik's shirts do beat the pants off of that shirt(ha ha, pun). Shamelessly plug away, good sir.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 08:55
Phist
Fa reals, go get a Dtoid or GuitarAtomik shirt.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 09:45
itemforty
There are too many controllers on this clothing.
And naked + high heels is too high class for me.
Nice find though, Miss Colette.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 21:03
Fading Star
No.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 21:04
Fading Star
Good job Colette.
Memati's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2008 01:24
Memati
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