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Nerdcore enthusiasts, this shirt is for you photo

With the popularity of Nerdcore pitching a tent in many a pair of cargo shorts these days, it was inevitable that the trend would drip over to fashion. I actually dig this shirt more than I do actual pics of Nerdcore girls. The style is called "Console" (and not "Fetish Controller Strangulation Bondage", as it should be) and you can get one at SuperMandolini.com. Even more rockin, a women's size is avaliable! As long as you don't mind your gamer fashion slightly pricier (roughly $48 for this one), this one will be sure to turn some heads and perhaps earn a few guilty fantasy confessions from total strangers.

[Thanks Joe!] 


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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35

Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 10/24/2007 16:02
Gush, do wantsing!
FuriousGeorge's Avatar
FuriousGeorge at 10/24/2007 16:02
shes playing with herself
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/24/2007 16:04
I lol'd
bottled dark's Avatar
bottled dark at 10/24/2007 16:11
lol.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 10/24/2007 16:14
SON OF A BITCH! HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF DOING THIS?!?!?!
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 10/24/2007 16:18
anybody else just see a corpse in gaming bondage?
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 10/24/2007 16:18
Yay! I can finally see the tip! Oh, and I want that shirt (but the price is way too high).
nicojay's Avatar
nicojay at 10/24/2007 16:21
Tentacle porn no more. It has been superceded by control-cord porn.
nicojay's Avatar
nicojay at 10/24/2007 16:23
controller-cord
Damn
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar
Lord The Night Knight at 10/24/2007 16:24
No wonder the Japanese hate the Xbox. They think it's a tentacle monster.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 10/24/2007 16:26
Or you could buy my shirts.
[/shamelessplug]
DynamicSheep's Avatar
DynamicSheep at 10/24/2007 16:27
Awesome shirt, but $48 is hoody pricing... way too much money for a shirt.
Def JM's Avatar
Def JM at 10/24/2007 16:28
Jesus fuck 50$ I dont see it.
VampireChrist's Avatar
VampireChrist at 10/24/2007 16:36
*bought*
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 10/24/2007 16:46
Is it wrong that my first thought was that the controllers are disproportionately tiny? Ewww, and wired!

Wait, how the hell are supposed to do nerdcore bondage with these stupid wireless seventh-gen controllers? I guess you could wrap girls up in Wii sensor bar, AV, and power cables.
jimjo's Avatar
jimjo at 10/24/2007 16:49
Meh, maybe if they were 360 controllers it would be worth it.
Pistolaero's Avatar
Pistolaero at 10/24/2007 16:52
$48 for a fucking shirt? That's almost worth the price of a video-game. Fuck that, it's not even that cool.
whiteboy0869's Avatar
whiteboy0869 at 10/24/2007 16:54
Colette says: "With the popularity of Nerdcore pitching a tent in many a pair of cargo shorts these days"

That was fucking Golden. A truly Epic starting sentence. LOL
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 10/24/2007 17:14
expensive shirt is expensive.
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 10/24/2007 17:24
I would rather buy a dtoid shirt.

PS: Still waiting for a retroforce go shirt
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 10/24/2007 18:41
Wow this shirt is amazing.
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 10/24/2007 18:51
That wouldn't look the same in the man boobness that Destructoider's have. No, sir.
modemlooper's Avatar
modemlooper at 10/24/2007 18:53
Thats hot! But ti better vibrate for 48 bones!
modemlooper's Avatar
modemlooper at 10/24/2007 18:54
Thats hot! But it better vibrate for 48 bones!
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/24/2007 18:58
$48 is far too high.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar
Capn Birdseye at 10/24/2007 19:07
That shirt actually looks really good. I don't normally buy game related clothing but I might make an exception in this instance...
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/24/2007 19:34
My tent is not pitched. Do not want, least of all for $48. Ridiculous.
boxhound's Avatar
boxhound at 10/24/2007 19:54
I bet you anyone can come up with something similar, better, and sell it for $20 maybe $30 cheaper.

They can shove that $48 up their well waxed ass.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 10/24/2007 21:06
Fuck that noise. There is no t-shirt in the entire WORLD worth $48 dollars.

It's cool, but not $48 cool.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 10/25/2007 08:29
Does that come with a complimentary phallic object for rectum insertion? Mr. Atomik's shirts do beat the pants off of that shirt(ha ha, pun). Shamelessly plug away, good sir.
Phist's Avatar
Phist at 10/25/2007 08:55
Fa reals, go get a Dtoid or GuitarAtomik shirt.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 10/25/2007 09:45
There are too many controllers on this clothing.
And naked + high heels is too high class for me.
Nice find though, Miss Colette.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/27/2007 21:03
No.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/27/2007 21:04
Good job Colette.
Memati's Avatar
Memati at 11/04/2008 01:24
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