games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 


Nerdcore Alert! The 2008 calendars are here photo

Look I drink...

and the one thing that I like more than drinking is nudity and video games. The awesome people at totallynerdcore(nsfw) have cranked out another amazing calender for 2008 that will fulfill those needs perfectly. If only it came with beer.

Pre-orders are now available for the 2008 edition of the calendar that we all love and/or want to make love to. If you order in the next 24 hours, you will also get an exclusive Nerdcore poster of covergirl Karlie Montana. No, that isnt Jessica Chobot in the calendar before you ask. Jess has an ass like an 8 year old boy. I'm not saying that it isn't sexy, but... Did I just say that outloud? Jess does in fact appear on the site modeling one of the t-shirts that they have for sale though. So check it out and thank me later.

[P.S. I am totally aware that my avatar is dancing under the text]


LAUNCH GALLERY (5 IMAGES)
Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo
 

Continue: More Nerdcore stories





prev next

26 comments | showing # 1 to 26

Volomon's Avatar
Volomon at 10/30/2007 05:40
I love boobs as much as any guy, but I feel that a title such as nerdcore should feature legitimate nerds. Then again hotness is hotness.
vampireblood's Avatar
vampireblood at 10/30/2007 05:41
Ron Do us all a favor and change your avatar, that little asian girl is getting old and is kind of creepy.
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 10/30/2007 05:42
vampireblood do us all a favor and change your avatar, at least put 70 dead wolves not just one in the picture.
vampireblood's Avatar
vampireblood at 10/30/2007 05:45
Lol Nah I prefer just one. but Shhh he's not dead, just sleeping....
hollywooda's Avatar
hollywooda at 10/30/2007 05:57
Nerds!!!... aye?, thats tits not pictures of the latest Motherboard draped over a stack of ram?...or something like that??.... You leave tits alone!.
glipe's Avatar
glipe at 10/30/2007 05:59
That avatar rocks so hard it should never be changed! Shame on you for even suggesting it!

I wish I had her mad skillz. *sniffle*

oh, and Volomon? Totally with you on that. Faux-nerds annoy me a little, until I'm hypnotised by the boobelage again.
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 10/30/2007 06:20
Hot womenz are hot!!!
timmet's Avatar
timmet at 10/30/2007 06:24
There's no way to say this without sounding perverted...
Yeah...
I think the whole allure of nerdcore is that the girls didn't look like models. They just looked like cute girls who liked video games. Otherwise it's just like any other soft core port.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 10/30/2007 06:43
Well, it’s certainly nice to look at, but it’s definitely not worth what they’re charging.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 10/30/2007 07:03
Interesting.
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 10/30/2007 07:18
I'd rather have a nerdcore poster of Hannah Montana.


Wait.. did I just say that out loud?
ekoala2002's Avatar
ekoala2002 at 10/30/2007 07:53
I already did this one in my blog...
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 10/30/2007 08:26
talk about fire crotch!
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/30/2007 08:28
hotness
RoyRP216's Avatar
RoyRP216 at 10/30/2007 08:30
the one with glasses and normal hair is the hottest.
RoyRP216's Avatar
RoyRP216 at 10/30/2007 08:31
i mean normal clothes. why can't we edit our comments?
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 10/30/2007 09:19
Oh, I am ok with these terrible tramps that have no knowledge of nintendo, and perhaps, probably purchase this cool calendar.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/30/2007 09:37
Nice boobs are nice.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/30/2007 09:38
Fighting crime without clothes on seems like a good idea to me.
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 10/30/2007 10:08
I dont know about that Mxyzptlk...someone might loose a tit!
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 10/30/2007 10:57
NSFW to me just means see how fast I can click it before my manager comes around.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/30/2007 12:50
I hate this stupid nerdcore crap. It's just naked women! It barely has anything to do with being a nerd. I'm tired of them trying to pander to us with the mentality of, "We'll slap some sci-fi junk on these chicks, and they'll eat it right up!" It makes me embarrassed to be a geek. If VirtualGirl or Aktrez or whoever did it, then at least it'd be proper and genuine. This, this is just make-a-buck garbage, as far as I can tell.

That said, the fire girl looks really cool. The other ones are attractive, but it's nothing that can't effectively be found on a million other websites.

Okay, the 2007 calendar has a naked girl with a Powerglove. Now, that I can get behind.
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 10/30/2007 12:52
Workman's avatar is the best ever. The day it changes, jesus will weep tears of ACID VENGEANCE.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 10/30/2007 14:25
I've got the 2007 calendar (thanks Destructoid!), and I am not at all disappointed with it. Not only does it have hot naked girls (which, admittedly, you can find pretty easily on the Internet), it also has nerd-type dates right on the calendar, like 20th anniversary of the Legend of Zelda, opening of Transformers, and so on. I will probably get the 2008 calendar.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/30/2007 21:20
I'm surprised CTZ isn't posting this.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 10/30/2007 23:31
For the record women who look like that date guys who RUN gaming companies not play video games.
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos



    Win this!
    Reminder: We're giving away six copies of Magnacarta 2!



    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Mahjongg Artifacts 2 review
    Dragon Age: Origins review
    Lost Winds: The Winter of the Melodias review
    Osmos review
    Space Invaders Extreme 2 review
    Half-Minute Hero review
    JU-ON: The Grudge review
    Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble review
    Thexder Neo review
    Domino Rally review
    more reviews
    PS3's 256-player MAG
    Rooms The Main Building
    Skate 3
    Hudson's bringing back the Bonk
    James Cameron's Avatar
    Bomberman Battlefest
    Calling
    Bad Company 2's multiplayer
    Partying like it's 1959 in BioShock 2's multiplayer
    BioShock 2 through the eyes of Big Daddy
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 49637 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing
    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Jim Sterling: How to respond to a videogame review





















    More Destructoid Originals



     Popular now more
























    Destructoid's editorial lovefest is:
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief    		 Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor
    Dale North
    News Editor    		 Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor    		 Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Letters to the editors
    tips@destructoid.com
    Associate Editors
    Ashley Davis Jonathan Holmes
    Brad Nicholson Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Chad Concelmo Matthew Razak
    Colette Bennett Tom Fronczak
    Conrad Zimmerman Topher Cantler
    Dyson Samit Sarkar
    Contributors
    Adam Dork
    Ben Perlee
    Daniel Lingen
    Joseph Leray    		 Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Will Maddock
    Stella Wong





     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    		 support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    		 keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online     		seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap     		our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?



    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006