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Nerdcore Alert! The 2008 calendars are here photo

Look I drink...

and the one thing that I like more than drinking is nudity and video games. The awesome people at totallynerdcore(nsfw) have cranked out another amazing calender for 2008 that will fulfill those needs perfectly. If only it came with beer.

Pre-orders are now available for the 2008 edition of the calendar that we all love and/or want to make love to. If you order in the next 24 hours, you will also get an exclusive Nerdcore poster of covergirl Karlie Montana. No, that isnt Jessica Chobot in the calendar before you ask. Jess has an ass like an 8 year old boy. I'm not saying that it isn't sexy, but... Did I just say that outloud? Jess does in fact appear on the site modeling one of the t-shirts that they have for sale though. So check it out and thank me later.

[P.S. I am totally aware that my avatar is dancing under the text]


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Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:40
Volomon
I love boobs as much as any guy, but I feel that a title such as nerdcore should feature legitimate nerds. Then again hotness is hotness.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:41
vampireblood
Ron Do us all a favor and change your avatar, that little asian girl is getting old and is kind of creepy.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:42
tehuberone
vampireblood do us all a favor and change your avatar, at least put 70 dead wolves not just one in the picture.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:45
vampireblood
Lol Nah I prefer just one. but Shhh he's not dead, just sleeping....
hollywooda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:57
hollywooda
Nerds!!!... aye?, thats tits not pictures of the latest Motherboard draped over a stack of ram?...or something like that??.... You leave tits alone!.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 05:59
glipe
That avatar rocks so hard it should never be changed! Shame on you for even suggesting it!

I wish I had her mad skillz. *sniffle*

oh, and Volomon? Totally with you on that. Faux-nerds annoy me a little, until I'm hypnotised by the boobelage again.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 06:20
Virtualgirl
Hot womenz are hot!!!
timmet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 06:24
timmet
There's no way to say this without sounding perverted...
Yeah...
I think the whole allure of nerdcore is that the girls didn't look like models. They just looked like cute girls who liked video games. Otherwise it's just like any other soft core port.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 06:43
Samit Sarkar
Well, it’s certainly nice to look at, but it’s definitely not worth what they’re charging.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 07:03
Justice
Interesting.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 07:18
bloodylip
I'd rather have a nerdcore poster of Hannah Montana.


Wait.. did I just say that out loud?
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 07:53
ekoala2002
I already did this one in my blog...
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 08:26
mackisawesome
talk about fire crotch!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 08:28
king3vbo
hotness
RoyRP216's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 08:30
RoyRP216
the one with glasses and normal hair is the hottest.
RoyRP216's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 08:31
RoyRP216
i mean normal clothes. why can't we edit our comments?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:19
itemforty
Oh, I am ok with these terrible tramps that have no knowledge of nintendo, and perhaps, probably purchase this cool calendar.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:37
MechaMonkey
Nice boobs are nice.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 09:38
Mxyzptlk
Fighting crime without clothes on seems like a good idea to me.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:08
Virtualgirl
I dont know about that Mxyzptlk...someone might loose a tit!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 10:57
Kryptinite
NSFW to me just means see how fast I can click it before my manager comes around.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 12:50
Sharpless
I hate this stupid nerdcore crap. It's just naked women! It barely has anything to do with being a nerd. I'm tired of them trying to pander to us with the mentality of, "We'll slap some sci-fi junk on these chicks, and they'll eat it right up!" It makes me embarrassed to be a geek. If VirtualGirl or Aktrez or whoever did it, then at least it'd be proper and genuine. This, this is just make-a-buck garbage, as far as I can tell.

That said, the fire girl looks really cool. The other ones are attractive, but it's nothing that can't effectively be found on a million other websites.

Okay, the 2007 calendar has a naked girl with a Powerglove. Now, that I can get behind.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 12:52
brad drac
Workman's avatar is the best ever. The day it changes, jesus will weep tears of ACID VENGEANCE.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 14:25
Dexter345
I've got the 2007 calendar (thanks Destructoid!), and I am not at all disappointed with it. Not only does it have hot naked girls (which, admittedly, you can find pretty easily on the Internet), it also has nerd-type dates right on the calendar, like 20th anniversary of the Legend of Zelda, opening of Transformers, and so on. I will probably get the 2008 calendar.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 21:20
Necros
I'm surprised CTZ isn't posting this.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 23:31
Holiday
For the record women who look like that date guys who RUN gaming companies not play video games.
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