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Nerdcore #8: Sexy half-naked women with videogames
by Hamza CTZ Aziz on 10.12.2007 61 comments

Has it really been almost eight months since my last Nerdcore? I mean a true Nerdcore too, not some horrible 'shopped April Fools joke or my demented sense of humor that involved kitty cats from earlier in the week.

No my friends, this is what a true Nerdcore is all about. Women (and even Men) wearing next to nothing or baring it all only covered up by videogames. Nerdcore started off originally as a joke but Niero and I soon saw that this was going to be something big. The original Nerdcore is still one of the most viewed articles on Destructoid (thank you Spaniards perverts)!

All in all, I think the wait was worth it. This is the most Nerdcore girls I've ever used and I can easily say this is my best one ever. Hit the jump to check out all the beautiful women. 

You all may remember the wonderful Leanne Bell from my last Nerdcore: Guns, guitars & girls oh my! She sported the controller bikini and rocked an Arcade cabinet. Leanne Bell took another Nerdcore style picture just for Destructoid shortly after the last one. Look at her laptop! Check out more gorgeous pictures of Leanne on her MySpace

You veteran Dtoiders may recognize this next Nerdcore girl, Dani Scandal. She was one of the original models we used to model our merchandise. If you take a peek at her MySpace, you'll see the one-of-a-kind Destructoid mug, shirt, hat and messenger bag that will never be made again. You'll see plenty of great pictures of Dani on her MySpace as well.

Posh here, along with DeBrane and Becca (the other two girls in the gallery with the Macs) all originate from Macenstein. Macenstein is a blog dedicated to the Mac lifestyle and are strong believers in the Nerdcore style. Each month, they have a new Mac Chick of the Month that they profile and show off half naked pictures of each lady. I sniped three of my favorite Mac ladies for here but there are plenty of more Mac chicks that you can check out on Macenstein. Big thanks to Mark Wilson over at Gizmodo for the head-up on the Mac girls.

Ah, Floz -- The one rare case where a Nerdcore girl found me for a change! Floz is a jolly good Englander who has a ton of photo spreads up on her MySpace. And yes fellas, she's a Nintendo fangirl.

Say hello to Katie as well as to Jaime Leigh (the one with the 360 controller). Both girls are from TheGamerGirls, a site that is exactly what it sounds like. TheGamerGirls site has a ton of pictures to go through and they are looking for new models if you're in the L.A. area.  

There you have it, Nerdcore #8. Hopefully the next one won't take so long to come out. I'd like to thank Kotaku for the Spartan Suicide girl, the kick ass band Powerglove for this picture, Megatonik for the picture of Alice with Guitar Hero, the random Clogger who used this picture of boobs with Halo 1 and 2 and of course Leanne Bell, Dani Scandal, Katie, Jaime Leigh, Floz, Becca, Debrane and Posh for all these pictures (and thanks to Tehuberone for making the collages!). 

Until the next Nerdcore comes out, you can back track to the past Nerdcores:

Nerdcore - the original 

Nerdcore Gallery #2 - Retro Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #3 - DDR Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #4 - Cakebite Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #5 - Women and Technology, a match made in heaven  

Nerdcore Gallery #6 - Guns, guitars & girls oh my!

Nerdcore # 7 - Video game fetish 

Nerdcore male edition #1

Nerdcore male edition #2  

The Do it yourself $150 Halo Bikini 

The one with the Nintendo Panties 

The Gorgeous Girls of Gaming Calendar

2007 Nerdcore Calendar 

View all gamer girl articles on Destructoid (full archives)

OR HIT OUR Nerdcore SECTION



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I officially hate brandon...bastard....

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king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/12/2007 17:41

YOUR MAD WITH POWER

no srsly thanks :D
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 10/12/2007 17:43

1st? I'm cool.
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 10/12/2007 17:46

I never knew the Nintendo Light Gun looked so good!
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 10/12/2007 17:47

* Floz *
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/12/2007 17:49

Fao
RskimB's Avatar
RskimB at 10/12/2007 17:54

*peeks in*
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 10/12/2007 17:57

Quality increased +100 points!
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 10/12/2007 18:03

B===D~~~~O':
Black Mage Slim's Avatar
Black Mage Slim at 10/12/2007 18:03

fap
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 10/12/2007 18:04

B===D~~~~O':
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/12/2007 18:13

And yet another post that will be at the top of the "Most Readers" chart for months and months. You're doing the Lord's work here sir.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 10/12/2007 18:23

What Mxy said. Also cocks
heroclixer87's Avatar
heroclixer87 at 10/12/2007 18:23

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JohnnyWadd at 10/12/2007 18:23

Ya this never gets old....EVER.
robotplague's Avatar
robotplague at 10/12/2007 18:32

Am I the only one that thinks this is lame as fuck?
Raidensolid's Avatar
Raidensolid at 10/12/2007 18:35

@ robotplague.

Do you have a penis sir?

No really, this is cool i guess. I feel slightly ashamed for even reading this. Fuck you cock!
deadpixel's Avatar
deadpixel at 10/12/2007 18:36

thats gay

wait ..
Zarathustra's Avatar
Zarathustra at 10/12/2007 18:39

@robotplague: I don't know about 'lame as fuck', but it is boring.
robotplague's Avatar
robotplague at 10/12/2007 18:41

@raidensolid

Straight up porn, I get that, I understand that...I'm all for it. But half naked women with fucking plastic gaming peripherals? Is that supposed to turn me on more? I'd rather have a real woman, thanks. This whole thing just screams "LOOK AT ME! I'M PROVING MY NERD CRED!".
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jeffk6 at 10/12/2007 18:43

when are they going to make the hardcore ones... like with the light guns up there pussys and asses
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 10/12/2007 18:46

To robotplague and everyone else who feels the same way: You're thinking way to hard about it, relax a little bit.

jeffk6: We actually got a tip with girls sticking Zappers up their vaginas. No way in hell we could post it. Also, we failed and forgot to save the pictures. They're somewhere on the Internets.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar
GatsuTheBerserker at 10/12/2007 18:55

"We actually got a tip with girls sticking Zappers up their vaginas. No way in hell we could post it. Also, we failed and forgot to save the pictures. They're somewhere on the Internets."

Awww...make an adults section for the site? :P
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 10/12/2007 19:19

Hamza is the original pimpjuice. Good show!
Golden God's Avatar
Golden God at 10/12/2007 19:20

Wouldn't sticking a Zapper there fog up the lens to much for use? I just don't think I'd want to risk it... Now something involving the Power Glove could be interesting...
UNDERSTAR's Avatar
UNDERSTAR at 10/12/2007 19:20

Were is the Zapper Girls?!?!? Good pics btw!
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 10/12/2007 19:33

I think in future Nerdcore articles we should NOT dtoid-helmet censor the naughty-bits.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 10/12/2007 19:33

I mean its not like we are owned by AOL now.
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 10/12/2007 19:34

Every time I see this I'm in awe as to what the photoshoot would look like
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 10/12/2007 19:34

That Posh has quite the... portfolio...
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comradetrotskii at 10/12/2007 19:40

Ahem. I really don't know if I can post this and I'm certainly not going to hyperlink it. WARNING NSFW or people under the age of consent. [If I am doing anything wrong remove the post as quickly as possible whoever does that stuff around here]

[Cock blocked! Yeah, I had to take the link out, sorry meng. Grosser than I remembered it to be too, lol -CTZ]
comradetrotskii's Avatar
comradetrotskii at 10/12/2007 19:51

My apologies, it won't happen again until the next time.
danitronversion3000's Avatar
danitronversion3000 at 10/12/2007 20:06

I didn't know gnawing on shitty outdated keyboards gave me "nerd cred". Awesome.
Xelotath's Avatar
Xelotath at 10/12/2007 20:08

hmm the first girl has the same headset as me, and it's the first thing I saw...
grrlaction's Avatar
grrlaction at 10/12/2007 21:14

I... guess... this is... videogame related? *sigh* I guess whatever brings in the traffic, but it still makes me sad. Not as sad as pink 360 controllers, though.

And that 17" MacBook Pro is hott.
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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain at 10/12/2007 21:16

Why the fuck does one of them have a mic on their head, but she's holding a Gamecube controller?

Fucking FAIL. Go be a whore somewhere else.
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 10/12/2007 22:46

I'm with the Chief. Hawt girls are win, but don't try to pretend like you're a gamer if you're gonna fail that hard. :P
whiteboy0869's Avatar
whiteboy0869 at 10/13/2007 00:01

These girls aren't really that attractive. Sure, I'd ram each and everyone of them, but who wouldn't? They do have vaginas, right? Exactly.

Controllers and wires and shit should not be used to cover ur tits and ass. These girls should just pose nude or get a life.
KnuxSonic's Avatar
KnuxSonic at 10/13/2007 01:03

Whut?! Why no nudity? Just slap a NSFW tag up there, like the other poster said, you guys don't have a corp. board watching you... DO YOU?!
MATTFOO's Avatar
MATTFOO at 10/13/2007 01:11

shhhaaawing!
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 10/13/2007 01:29

Deanhatescoffee winz da intarwebz!
ALSO ASS.
zombie lover's Avatar
zombie lover at 10/13/2007 01:46

The only thing thing you guys need now is a women of D-TOID calendar that would be fuckin epic, sorry everybody sex sells
Fading_Star's Avatar
Fading_Star at 10/13/2007 02:05

Bring on the gamer girls!
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 10/13/2007 06:37

I would eat their flesh boiled, pickled, or in a stew.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 10/13/2007 08:11

PEST NERDCORE EVAH:

Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 10/13/2007 09:49

I hate you Brandon. You killed the fap.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 10/13/2007 09:51

No offense to Dexter, of course.
Christina Faith Winterburn's Avatar
Christina Faith Winterburn at 10/13/2007 12:04

@ Brandon

You didn't kill my flap. Sexy thighs, Dexter!
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/13/2007 14:23

Me likey Floz.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 10/13/2007 15:23

You know, it seems that most of the traffic on these kind of threads are from the people complaining about how these kind of threads are stupid and only intended to generate traffic.

Weird, that.
big filth's Avatar
big filth at 10/13/2007 19:53

wow, the girl on top with the silver could get it. I think I love her.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 10/14/2007 06:05

I still fap to you Faith. Brb.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar
rpbowlinggod at 10/17/2007 11:11

ya think Floz is English?! no offense but if your not part of the royalty, you dress like that all the time. 'Sides I got me some brandon love cooking.
napalmburnzz's Avatar
napalmburnzz at 10/17/2007 18:32

nnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeee
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 10/20/2007 15:25

Nerdcore: Hooray!

Brandon Nerdcore: Not so much Hooray!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 10/23/2007 22:32

Oh god. I'm glad those pictures will haunt me for the rest of my life, I really am.
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mid3vol at 10/26/2007 05:33

HAHA! i was just saying to myself.. "wow, that looks like dexter".. i mean, not like i would know what you looked like nakie. but yuh.. have seen you in person. fucking epic. you and calvin win. anyways, these pics are pretty hot, some of the best i've seen anyways.
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Trevor McGee at 11/02/2007 17:07

The Wii is perfect for women. Put a Wii Condom on her Wiimote place it gently up her vag, then put in a fighting game or something and just beat the hell out of her character. The vibrations should really do the job, lol. ;P
Commodore624's Avatar
Commodore624 at 01/12/2008 21:10

I like boobs
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 04/29/2008 16:02

How did I miss this post?
fap fap fap fap
parrothead's Avatar
parrothead at 04/29/2008 16:16

I forgot how good this post was
cleopatrudo's Avatar
cleopatrudo at 04/29/2008 16:21

I officially hate brandon...bastard.

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