I finally did it ya'll! I got three celebrities to pose for Nerdcore! I'm so amazing. More so than World Famous now!
This is going to be my last post on Dtoid though. You see, I had to spend all of my money to get these three ladies on Destructoid. Had to sell my car, my game collection, my kidneys (both of them), and my soul.
So now all I can do is go kill myself. Call the police, I'm in room 117 in the bathroom.
I'm soooooooo sorry <3.
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Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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4:03 PM on 04.01.2007
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But that fat b***h just makes me nautious!
Was out yesterday, wastin time with my friend. Ended up at Circuit City, noticed that they had Guitar Heros 2 for xbox360, was like KICKASS because its not suppost to be out till tuesday. Told the dude I wanted to get it, he brought it up to the counter, tried to ring it up and the barcode wouldnt read. I kinda figured, well maybe its locked because their not SUPPOST to sell it before tuesday. Then he asked a manager, and the manager told me "come back early in the morning when we open up, you can get it then." So I was like, well KICKASS again lol
Woke up early this morning, went and got my oil changed, toe nails did (yes lol they look nice too), and went to Circuit City. Waited with a few other people outside, walked right over to the game section when I got there, asked the guy that was working there if they had Guitar Heros 2, and another jack ass that worked there walked up and said "We cant sell it till the 4th." I looked at him and was like "well you guys had it out yesterday, and I was TOLD by a manager to come back in the morning" so then he gave me this fuck you look and say "O well sorry" and kept doing something else. I was like WTF?! Fucking blonde toothpick mother fucker. I wanted to reach across the fucking counter and beat the taste of his dads dick out of his mouth. Where the fuck does he get off thinking he can talk to me like that? Fucker probably makes less then 10 bucks an hour and he thinks HE'S better then me-because THEY fucked up and told ME to come back?!
FUCK YOU!
Called Gamestops and EB's and all were like "well we cant sell it till the 4th" then I remembered the little hole in the wall type places, and they ALWAYS sell shit before the street date haha So I called a few places, a couple HAD them but they already sold them. And I finally found a place down the street that had ONE. Told the dude "HOLD THAT SHIT" and I drove down there and bought that son of a bitch.
So in closing, Fuck you circuit city. I was planning on buying a big screen tv there too, fuck I even tried to apply for a credit card there to get the fucking tv. But now, fuck that! Why the fuck should I waste my fucking money on a place that acts like they dont even want my fucking business?! Fuck you, i'll take my shit elsewhere
Btw! Theres a way you can get it from ciruit city before tuesday!!!! Go online, use the Buy it Now from their website, and do STORE PICKUP. They have to give it to you. I was told that by the guys I bought it from. So fuck them over!
Anyway, worst. nerdcore. ever.
I love Nerdcore! Thanx for the favore, CTZ!
call the red jaguars.
adress:3000 universal studios plz orlando, fl 32819
tell them to start by running to the room of the three gargoyles. push in the right tongue, and a door might lead them down a staircase into the wall climb. here, they must choose their next path. they could race up to the observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the room of the golden idols. once there they could pushdown on their bases to release the doors that may take them below or lead them into the shrine of the silver monkey. if they assemble the statue there, they may be headed for the torch room. if the elevator is up, they could jump in and descend into the mineshaft. they might clibm up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. find the key, and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient kings, allowing them to climb into the spiders lair. if they escape, they may have a chance to sit upon the throne of the pretender. if the correct door is unlocked, they'll be able to crawl into the pit of despair and finally make their way through the cave of sighs back to the temple gate.
i'm soo sorry <3
Olmec