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I finally did it ya'll! I got three celebrities to pose for Nerdcore! I'm so amazing. More so than World Famous now! 

This is going to be my last post on Dtoid though. You see, I had to spend all of my money to get these three ladies on Destructoid. Had to sell my car, my game collection, my kidneys (both of them), and my soul.

So now all I can do is go kill myself. Call the police, I'm in room 117 in the bathroom.

I'm soooooooo sorry <3. 


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El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:01
El Fajitas
The placement of the joystick in the first picture is rather disturbing. Titillating though.
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:04
El Fajitas
And I have now self-enoculated myself with the fat picture. Thank you for helping me get rid of that pesky, useless sense( the other four are better anyway).
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:04
Joseph Leray
I hate you.
OldschoolVgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:06
OldschoolVgamer
What's the matter Hamsa? Didn't brush up on our Photoshop work lately?

But that fat b***h just makes me nautious!
SpencersGifts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:24
SpencersGifts
This is completely off topic but I have to fucking vent...

Was out yesterday, wastin time with my friend. Ended up at Circuit City, noticed that they had Guitar Heros 2 for xbox360, was like KICKASS because its not suppost to be out till tuesday. Told the dude I wanted to get it, he brought it up to the counter, tried to ring it up and the barcode wouldnt read. I kinda figured, well maybe its locked because their not SUPPOST to sell it before tuesday. Then he asked a manager, and the manager told me "come back early in the morning when we open up, you can get it then." So I was like, well KICKASS again lol

Woke up early this morning, went and got my oil changed, toe nails did (yes lol they look nice too), and went to Circuit City. Waited with a few other people outside, walked right over to the game section when I got there, asked the guy that was working there if they had Guitar Heros 2, and another jack ass that worked there walked up and said "We cant sell it till the 4th." I looked at him and was like "well you guys had it out yesterday, and I was TOLD by a manager to come back in the morning" so then he gave me this fuck you look and say "O well sorry" and kept doing something else. I was like WTF?! Fucking blonde toothpick mother fucker. I wanted to reach across the fucking counter and beat the taste of his dads dick out of his mouth. Where the fuck does he get off thinking he can talk to me like that? Fucker probably makes less then 10 bucks an hour and he thinks HE'S better then me-because THEY fucked up and told ME to come back?!

FUCK YOU!
SpencersGifts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:25
SpencersGifts
Gay piece of shit. Well long story short I walked out while saying fuck you, and ended up calling around to different places. Shit got me in a grumpy ass fucking mood because I was all looking forward to getting it.

Called Gamestops and EB's and all were like "well we cant sell it till the 4th" then I remembered the little hole in the wall type places, and they ALWAYS sell shit before the street date haha So I called a few places, a couple HAD them but they already sold them. And I finally found a place down the street that had ONE. Told the dude "HOLD THAT SHIT" and I drove down there and bought that son of a bitch.

So in closing, Fuck you circuit city. I was planning on buying a big screen tv there too, fuck I even tried to apply for a credit card there to get the fucking tv. But now, fuck that! Why the fuck should I waste my fucking money on a place that acts like they dont even want my fucking business?! Fuck you, i'll take my shit elsewhere


Btw! Theres a way you can get it from ciruit city before tuesday!!!! Go online, use the Buy it Now from their website, and do STORE PICKUP. They have to give it to you. I was told that by the guys I bought it from. So fuck them over!
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:30
velcroman
I came.
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:30
Tempus
Spencer, get some weed or something. They're a store - stores suck.

Anyway, worst. nerdcore. ever.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:49
Niero
haha wow. I'm so happy you have a platform here at Destructoid
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 17:05
Jordan Devore
Lol I just preordered my copy of GH2 from walmart.com since they started shipping on 3/30. But if for some reason it doesn't make it to my house on Tuesday, there will be hell to pay.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 17:50
Mxyzptlk
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 18:31
Fana7ic
Boooooooh
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 20:21
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I am saddened by the fact that no one has commented on the fat picture yet. COME ON! I use a half dozen Steel Battalion controllers and I still can't cover her up fully! YUK YUK YUK
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 21:05
Virtualgirl
I will comment on the fat woman picture after i am done vomiting so violently....be right back .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................okay i'm back...wait a second .......................................................................................................................................................................................................Okay, i'm done, that picture is disturbing...
Cyberxion's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 21:59
Cyberxion
Fat people weigh alot. Like, several hundred pounds at least. Damn fatties.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 23:04
Pepillou2
That joystick looks like a strap-on. Sexy.
I love Nerdcore! Thanx for the favore, CTZ!
verkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 10:23
verkon
ok, that fat pic just made me not wanting to eat anymore candy.
PetiePalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 13:49
PetiePalo
Subject: do me a favore

call the red jaguars.

adress:3000 universal studios plz orlando, fl 32819

tell them to start by running to the room of the three gargoyles. push in the right tongue, and a door might lead them down a staircase into the wall climb. here, they must choose their next path. they could race up to the observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the room of the golden idols. once there they could pushdown on their bases to release the doors that may take them below or lead them into the shrine of the silver monkey. if they assemble the statue there, they may be headed for the torch room. if the elevator is up, they could jump in and descend into the mineshaft. they might clibm up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. find the key, and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient kings, allowing them to climb into the spiders lair. if they escape, they may have a chance to sit upon the throne of the pretender. if the correct door is unlocked, they'll be able to crawl into the pit of despair and finally make their way through the cave of sighs back to the temple gate.
i'm soo sorry <3
Olmec
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