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Nerdcore #6: Guns, guitars & girls oh my! [Update]


6:32 PM on 03.21.2007




Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nerdcore is back! It has been far too long since a true Nerdcore style post has been on Destructoid. For that, I am sorry. I come bearing gifts though! The gift of various half naked women! Needless to say, this is definitely *Not Safe For Work* (however censored!) material. Once you're done preparing your rituals, hit the jump for the best Nerdcore yet. 

[Update: Thanks to Dtoider Hexen525, it has come to my attention that the person who sent in the Guitar Hero pictures was a dirty, dirty liar. So, check out the updated pictures of Guitar Hero girl, Baily, uncensored ... as far as her eyes go anyway.]


Update: This lovely lady is known as Bailey. It turns out she wasn't some hot friend of a certain liar, but hey, she's still pretty damn hot! If you want to see more of her, you can find her at her website.  

I don't know about you, but this spread would have been better had the lovely lady pulled a Christine Aguilera.
This lovely dame is known as Bunnilicious. Aside from wearing controllers as bikinis, she's also a super hot model and actress. Check out her MySpace for more great pictures. Sorry to interrupt the vagina fest, but proper credit needs to go to Esca for having such hardcore fans.
This gorgeous lady is known as Leanne Bell and is another find on Esca's MySpace. Unfortunately, this picture of Leanne does not do her any justice. She is an absolutely, insanely hot lady. Check out the pictures of her holding the light guns in the gallery and her MySpace were among many things, makes wearing a gas mask super hot. Out of everyone that has been featured on Nerdcore, Leanne is by far my favorite.
This girl is more or less a joke for Nerdcore. Actually, it's probably better suited for a NextLust Nerdcore. The first day Destructoid took over Las Vegas and CES, we went into the Press area and ransacked the place. While going through all of the crap they had, Fronz noticed this advertising for a head set company. Yes, she's wearing a wig of Blue-Tooth headsets.
This little tart comes courtesy of The Last Boss. A couple of months back, they made a collection of various eBay auctions that were selling PS3s. Of course, in January, nobody was (still?) buying the systems. So what did the "clever" scalpers decide to do to try and pass off the systems? Force their girlfriends to get nakedish and stand next to the system. Did they sell the PS3s? Probably. Did their girlfriends lose their dignity? Definitely. Few of my favorites in the gallery below, or check out the 30 sets of boobies at The Last Boss.
This last set of pictures comes from another eBay auction. Not much too say about it other than the fact that the guy auctioning off the stuff got ripped off. The Wii, 5 games, free shipping and two girls only got him $315. Ouch. Thanks to Analog.Pidgin for this.

That does it for this edition of Nerdcore. Do you have a hot lady friend who would just love to be naked and doing something with video games? Then send us the pictures! Guys are welcome to do this too. Just don't send us anything hardcore porn style because a) we can't post it and b) seeing a couple of girls using Zapper guns on each other isn't really as hot as it sounds.

Please note that the gallery below is page 6 of a series:

Nerdcore - the original 

Nerdcore Gallery #2 - Retro Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #3 - DDR Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #4 - Cakebite Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #5 - Women and Technology, a match made in heaven  

The Do it yourself $150 Halo Bikini 

The one with the Nintendo Panties 

The Gorgeous Girls of Gaming Calendar

2007 Nerdcore Calendar 

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hawt sauce.
aaaand, I'm spent!
Hey... wait... Where's the girl with the braces? SNES makes for the best nerdcore. Remember the original SNESgirl? And now Bracesgirl.

Forgive me, Father. I know not what I do.
That first one needs to lay off the ab and arm workouts for a while.


We get a ton of these but if they look too young we can't post them. Braces girl looked 15-16 at best
Amen on the zapper comment, btw :(
electro: Gee, thanks. I never paid any attention to her face before...
Yeah, the first ones got no hips at all. Either manish girl or a tranny. Nice rack though.
@electro lemon: I'm glad I'm not the only person to think that.
Eww... I'll never be able to look at a lightgun again after that one submission.
do you have to get so close to naked to be in nerdcore? My policy is that i wont do anything my dad can't see and I am already freaking him out a bit...lol
BEWBS!!!!
huba huba
Is this a contest? Where do i sign up???
That was fun.
VirtualGirl: Some of the pictures like the Wii one are super naked. Send me what you got, I'll be more than happy to judge how Nerdcory it is.
wow, that sounded way strange... as in, "I wont take any photos that I can't show my dad..."
K, thought I would clarify...
lol, the first one loost like a post op tranny. *winces*
how could you do that to us d-toid, HOW COULD YOU DARE!!!
The girl with the headsets looks like Alicia Coppola who is Mimi from the show Jericho
Just sent some!
It's a trap!
this is probably the best nerdcore yet, good yob CTZ!
the last pic, in the whole set, not just the one's linked. I think that girl has the smallest nipples evar. Unless that's her ass cheeks squeezing that guitar, but I think not.
goddam. goddam. dtoid +1
Thanks for clarifying electro -- I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. GHgirl is very nice.
I agree with Electro: you can send me those pics as well. being me, I know a good looking girl when i see one. (haha) You should post the guitar hero girl ones uncensored.
Alot of em dont have titties unlike GH girl. So meh.
Damn, that guitar hero girl is SMOKIN'....CTZ, if i send u a pic of my "WiiMote", will u send me the uncensored versions? I might even throw in a short video of it's "motion sensing" capabilities....
*insta-gasm*

Sigh. There goes another Wednesday night.
sooooo... do we have to send in pics of our girlfriends now? that would be interesting, in a fun way!
i recognize her.. that's alyssa doll the porn star woot woot! (n u just nevermind how i know dat) i wonder how she ended up posing for nerdcore with a PS3??
For some weird reasons, I'd totally play Guitar Hero!
It just occurred to me, why don't we get some linkage to the uncensored boobers? I mean, of the pictures that you censored with D-toid icons. Surely it would be permissable to link to them, yes? (And no, I'm not desperate [this time]. I'm just curious.)

Oh, and why the hell are that one girl's eyes covered up? She's a favorite, I must say.

*not spent yet*
fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click)... Is that Prince? ... fap fap fap fap fap fap fap (click) fap fap (click) fap fap (click)....
Hmm...Guitar Hero girl FTW!
Sharpless:

I'm guessing because they'd have to comply with a shitload more rules that they don't feel obligated to subject themselves too. As someone who's seen the legal side of the entertainment industry, it's not fun to try and justify yourself for obscenity charges when all you did was show a pair of tits.

The other half is that d'toid would have to have records on file that they verified the ages of these girls in order to be able to publish the nudes on this or any site. And don't get me started on the whole age verification shit...
They may not be ugly on the outside, but they're probably ugly on the inside!
I was spent by the guitar hero pics. Thanks :D

And what the fuck at the camwhore with third-party controllers.
A game controller can't hide the fact that those cheezy-ass skank-hos from Generic Cul de Sac, USA need to hit the gym and eat more vegetables.

Nasty.
*Needs more Uncensored Ta-Tas*
ugly1979 has pretty friends. Well, at least one.
Aww, my comment was deleted. :(
fuck...EVERYONE love Guitar Hero....that's it...I was trying to avoid getting it...but if that's what's going to happen when you play it.
Hot diggity dog! Only complaint is all the damn guitar hero.... and not enough 360.
Girl #2 is I believe...what...Bailey of Bailysroom.com? She's got her own site. Free galleries abound, but, you know, NSFW.

If she is the same and I wasn't supposed to say anything to hide her identity, just delete my post!
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Hmm... Sweet. Thanks Destructoid, I am now pressing the space bar with my boner. Giggity.
this needs a new tag *Bonertoid*

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