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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nerdcore is back! It has been far too long since a true Nerdcore style post has been on Destructoid. For that, I am sorry. I come bearing gifts though! The gift of various half naked women! Needless to say, this is definitely *Not Safe For Work* (however censored!) material. Once you're done preparing your rituals, hit the jump for the best Nerdcore yet. 

[Update: Thanks to Dtoider Hexen525, it has come to my attention that the person who sent in the Guitar Hero pictures was a dirty, dirty liar. So, check out the updated pictures of Guitar Hero girl, Baily, uncensored ... as far as her eyes go anyway.]


Update: This lovely lady is known as Bailey. It turns out she wasn't some hot friend of a certain liar, but hey, she's still pretty damn hot! If you want to see more of her, you can find her at her website.  

I don't know about you, but this spread would have been better had the lovely lady pulled a Christine Aguilera.
This lovely dame is known as Bunnilicious. Aside from wearing controllers as bikinis, she's also a super hot model and actress. Check out her MySpace for more great pictures. Sorry to interrupt the vagina fest, but proper credit needs to go to Esca for having such hardcore fans.
This gorgeous lady is known as Leanne Bell and is another find on Esca's MySpace. Unfortunately, this picture of Leanne does not do her any justice. She is an absolutely, insanely hot lady. Check out the pictures of her holding the light guns in the gallery and her MySpace were among many things, makes wearing a gas mask super hot. Out of everyone that has been featured on Nerdcore, Leanne is by far my favorite.
This girl is more or less a joke for Nerdcore. Actually, it's probably better suited for a NextLust Nerdcore. The first day Destructoid took over Las Vegas and CES, we went into the Press area and ransacked the place. While going through all of the crap they had, Fronz noticed this advertising for a head set company. Yes, she's wearing a wig of Blue-Tooth headsets.
This little tart comes courtesy of The Last Boss. A couple of months back, they made a collection of various eBay auctions that were selling PS3s. Of course, in January, nobody was (still?) buying the systems. So what did the "clever" scalpers decide to do to try and pass off the systems? Force their girlfriends to get nakedish and stand next to the system. Did they sell the PS3s? Probably. Did their girlfriends lose their dignity? Definitely. Few of my favorites in the gallery below, or check out the 30 sets of boobies at The Last Boss.
This last set of pictures comes from another eBay auction. Not much too say about it other than the fact that the guy auctioning off the stuff got ripped off. The Wii, 5 games, free shipping and two girls only got him $315. Ouch. Thanks to Analog.Pidgin for this.

That does it for this edition of Nerdcore. Do you have a hot lady friend who would just love to be naked and doing something with video games? Then send us the pictures! Guys are welcome to do this too. Just don't send us anything hardcore porn style because a) we can't post it and b) seeing a couple of girls using Zapper guns on each other isn't really as hot as it sounds.

Please note that the gallery below is page 6 of a series:

Nerdcore - the original 

Nerdcore Gallery #2 - Retro Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #3 - DDR Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #4 - Cakebite Girls

Nerdcore Gallery #5 - Women and Technology, a match made in heaven  

The Do it yourself $150 Halo Bikini 

The one with the Nintendo Panties 

The Gorgeous Girls of Gaming Calendar

2007 Nerdcore Calendar 

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Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:52
Aktrez
Holy shit! #1 is a MAN baby! Seriously... a woman doesn't have hands like that nor... that pelvic bone!
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 03:05
scrape
I think the eyes blanked out are to hide the fact she looks demented in those GH photos.
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 04:34
Hexen525
Not sure I want photos of VirtualGirl..."won't do anything my Dad could see" sounds illegally young to me.

But I like the rest of da b00bies!!!
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 04:56
Hexen525
Um, good call on whoever said Bailey from Bailey's Room.

http://www.baileys-room.com/fhg/nats/boobies_surprise/9.jpg

WARNING: This link leads to b00bies WITHOUT Destructiod's Head on them!!!!
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 06:36
Virtualgirl
lol, I corrected myself right after I posted that because I realized it sounded sick...I ment that I wont take any photos that i dont feel comfortable showing my dad, so no nudey and no nearly nudey...It keeps me in line when i do shoots...I am 21, i promise i am of leagal age...
Van the Nasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 06:39
Van the Nasty
I don't know about anyone else but me thinks the first pic (with the ps3 and the head cut off)was or is a man....yuk
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 07:07
Hexen525
So...bikinis are ok? Really skimpy French Riviera style bikinis?
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 10:49
Virtualgirl
Some of them are on my profle. go to my myspace page and you can see more...let me know if you approve...lol
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 10:59
Hexen525
HAHA, nice pages VG!!! So you married huh? K, hitting on begins now...LOL, J/K.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 13:01
Mxyzptlk
CTZ is my hero.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 22:33
Hamza CTZ Aziz
electro: Oh, I got you. Well, the very first chick with the light gun still looks manlyish. I failed.
electroplankton: I read your comment on another Nerdcore just now. There is an all guy Nerdcore. Go search it.
milquetoast: The girl with the guitar? Doesn't look like Bailey. Hmmm.
Hexen525: That link redirects to Yahoo. Send me that picture. It kinda looks like her, but doesn't. I'm not sure.
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 02:29
ekoala2002
Hot, definately hot...
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 07:21
Hexen525
Hey, the link does. Interesting. Trust me, it's her. In the pic I found she was still wearing pants, but the smile and those lovely...Destructiod faces were a dead match!!!

I'll see what I can do to email you p0rn.
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 07:23
Hexen525
Hmm, gonna need an address to send that too.
Rhyannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 14:48
Rhyannon
i dunno... those girls look WAY too young. not to mention most of them are flat as hell. kinda defeats the purpose eh? :P

get some gals that actually look like women, less cam whore feel, better quality pics, bigger tits and actual hips... then we'll talk. lol

but yeah... they're all cute, but that's about it. nothing that makes me "omg! i'm a lesbian now!" lol
Ph1dra's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 16:12
Ph1dra
SHA-WING!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2007 18:51
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hexen: Email address is in the last paragraph.
Rhyannon: You volunteering?
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2007 05:50
Hexen525
CTZ: Sent
Minako984's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2007 05:25
Minako984
Guitar girl is super hot. I will love you long time. ^_~
Grimgnar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2007 18:41
Grimgnar
not to mention most of them are flat as hell. kinda defeats the purpose eh? :P

Tits don't have to be big to have a certain, shall we say, charm to them, and some big tits are just plain gross.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2007 20:27
Hamza CTZ Aziz
As long as they taste good, Grimgnar, that's all that matters :D
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2007 06:43
Hexen525
I like 'em all(b00bies that is). Big, small, firm, not-so firm, pointed down, pointed up...I like em all.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 18:42
Virtualgirl
What about the boobies from Something about Mary?
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 08:06
Hexen525
Well, with enough alcohol a guy likes about anything...and those would take a few fifths of JD

Ever taking the black bars off CTZ?
ugly1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 21:53
ugly1979
damn... y'all figued me out. i lied on the internet. damn, damn, damn. my bad.
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2007 23:57
whiteboy0869
Only one of these girls are particularly attractive to me. The guitar girl is dope, I would definitely hit it. As for the rest, I'm not into controllers and cords all over a woman's body, and i dont much like seeing console boxes covering a womans's chest, seeing as how I like women's chests.
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