Our friends at Nerdcore are celebrating the release of their new 2009 calendar tomorrow night and you need to be there! If you live in the Los Angeles area, come out to Golden Apple Comics on Melrose (right next to staple Pink’s) at 7:00 p.m. for a night of free drinks and pretty ladies. I will be there. And so will a bunch of DtoidLA folks. Oh, and there will also be boobies. Lots and lots of boobies.

I went to the 2008 calendar launch party last year and had an absolute blast. And if the invitation is any indication, this year’s party will be even better! Some of the models confirmed to be in attendance are: Justine Joli, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Bobbi Starr, Zoli Suicide, Georgia Jones, Sara Brinsfield, and Sarah Levi. I’m not going to lie: I have no idea who any of these women are, but all the kids are saying this Justine Jolie character is a real fox. I think I may just work the good ol’ Chad Concelmo charm on her and see where the night leads. “Oh, what beautiful hair you have Miss Joli. May I stroke it for you?!” Oh yeah, these girls don’t stand a chance.

If you can’t make it out or live, ya’ know, on the other side of the country, you can still buy a calendar by clicking here. This year’s theme is “sci-fi” so expect a bunch of topless ladies holding laser guns and stuff. Nothing says “welcome to April” more than a nude pic of a blonde bombshell standing in front of a giant space cruiser shooting homing missiles at an alien recon satellite.

And not to rub it in, but those topless ladies? Yup, I will be touching hanging out with them all tomorrow night.

You really want to come now, don’t you? I hope to see you there!