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Thanks to Siliconera we get a prismatic view of Japan's confusing, wacky, and often surrealist culture that seems to be a broken mirror reflection of our own. I'm sure there's an analogue to be found here within an anime about a psuedo-goth fourteen year old girl who meets her sunny counterpart on the other side of a broken mirror (possibly in an attic), but my familiarity with anime extends only a noodle's width beyond Galaxy Express 999.

Anyway, the video you see above is from Neon Genesis Evangelion: Battle Orchestra, a title that seems to ape the multi-player, multi-planar fighting style of the Super Smash Bros. series, only all the cuddly Nintendo mascots have been replaced by robots that would be more at home in a Tim Burton movie being fawned over by adolescent girls (and adolescent boys with nary a hint of masculinity).

While this sort of thing would just confuse the standard American gamer, the Japanese are as rabid for this sort of cross-branded gaming mayhem as they are for bleached-blonde pop starlets and over-the-hill baseball players. It's long been my wish that the American gaming industry would become profitable enough that we could see all those titles the Nipponese are privy to on our shores, if only to witness the stampede of lawmakers in Congress trampling one another in order to be the first to decry the societal effects of interactive incestual tentacle sodomy simulations. 








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Vexxed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:05
Vexxed
There are no words to express my want for this game.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:09
Namelessted
chances of this game coming to US shores? my guess in 0%. I remember playing the N64 Neon Genesis game on a rom, it was awesome.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:16
deiga-the-semivaliant
Hmm... This is kind of a "meh" for me. Maybe it's just because the game is still in the early stages, but it seems to be missing that visceral "punch", you know what I'm saying?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:21
Trevor McGee
Gotta just come out and say it. Looks like crap to me.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:42
Riser Glen
Halfway through the game, the game will switch from robot battling to a "sitting alone in a black room" simulator. For the rest of the game, you will sit and answer questions, some of which are abstract, to progress. Most will not like the sudden shift in gameplay, but fans will like it and say "you just don't get it!"
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:44
God Len
I have to admit this game looks very very bad. What was that, PS1?
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:45
God Len
And Nex, leave it to the professionals… Japanator!
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 23:53
Aerox
I hope Ramiel is in the game:
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 00:03
toastmatt
damn you riser you took all my funnies :P

the game doesnt look bad i guess? it seems to be more of that slow action fighting that you see in DBZ games... which i never really found those fun at all =/
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 00:35
LostCrichton
I remember importing the N64 title for Neon Genesis Evangelion. Still have it in the box...had to mod my N64 to play it but totally worth it to play that game.
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 00:44
ShinSennju
at Riser_Glen:

I don't know how could anyone not get Evangelion's ending, its easy to understand with a little knowledge of Buddhism...Also, cocks XD

lollerskaters at your comment, it was made of pure win
Imako's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 00:47
Imako
the n64 one is 'meh' at best
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 00:51
Oni
@Riser Glen: Can I have your man-babies?

Good God, how much more Evangelion shit do we actually NEED?! We already have a horrible anime, a horrible OVA, a horrible hentai spinoff, multiple toys and box sets and video games, do we really need to add to the pile of crap for this travesty of a show?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 01:29
s0lesurviv0r
I gotta admit the possibilty having a 4-way battle with all Mass Production Eva's would be pretty sweet to me. Too bad it doesn't seem to have blood in it. I enjoyed Eva purely for the fights.
Bethla Garrison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 02:10
Bethla Garrison
I love Eva and all, but this game looks like dooty.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 02:11
king3vbo
I absolutely love Neon Genesis Evangelion, but that game looked kinda shitty....
not like its coming to the US anyways
Izaak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 02:19
Izaak
the Japanese are as rabid for this sort of cross-branded gaming mayhem as they are for bleached-blonde pop starlets and over-the-hill baseball players.

You mean something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ei1C-s2Zus
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xpPMA1mt1_8
Atlus might translate it.


-Izaak, Lord of the Lotus Clan.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 03:36
Teta
that game was crapastic!
Fantastic cause it was Evangelion, and i always wanted to play as a gay blue robot. And pura crap cause it looked bad, really bad, like dog crap.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 04:25
Rainbowblack
It's Gendo

Cue cheesy pimptastic 70's music
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 06:57
Chibi_Zero
the only way I'd touch this game is if Mistao was a playable chracter...
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 07:51
Milofo
Anime based game usually suck anyway. Seeing how blah this game looks is no surprise to me.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 08:38
Brad Rice
You've entered the world of anime fans, Nex. It's a whole different ballgame.
Salamande's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 12:13
Salamande
Did the world really need another Evangelion game? Really, truly?
Nyteshade's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 16:05
Nyteshade
Poor Nex, teach you to post about horrible anime games :P

Yes, it looks like crap and prolly plays like it too, but you can't blame the Japanese.

We Americans have had our own crap movie knockoff games since games were born. Back in 1982 people were buying "ET" for Atari... The game didn't even have a discernible purpose for playing, and is ranked as one of the worst games of all time.

Don't even get me started on the Spider-man games...
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2007 00:52
Lord_Satorious
That is a good way to look at it. Japanese anime games are like US movie license games. 99% of the time, they totally suck. Only Super Robot Wars manages to pull it off really well with nearly every single release, and even then they do it with not one anime mecha series, but two dozen!
christpunchermpls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2007 22:37
christpunchermpls
they even got the music right on.
best show EVA!
MrSlippery's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 22:10
MrSlippery
wut happened to mah SSBB?


o wait, mechs, I C wut u did thar.
inundisanc69's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:44
inundisanc69
experienced in putting them on. Not all, perhaps, who had shone cheap pilex
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