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Yeah, I have no idea either. Then again, trying to decipher the subtext in an EA video game is akin to debating postmodern minimalist architecture after reading the back of a copy of Maxim magazine.

The teaser looks quite nice, though, I have to give them that. From the split second cuts of cars in motion, the graphics look to be top notch, but assuming they're anything other than cinematics would be akin to assuming you could discuss postmodern minimalist architecture after reading some post on the Internet comparing the relative cultural values of such and Maxim magazine.

In short, the dark side of the moon is cold and lonely. You've been warned.

*Evil Eye* 

[Thanks namelessted and tehuberone. You two are the only ones who get me.] 








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tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 14:30
tehuberone
FINALLY NEED FOR SPEED ANTI-TANKS YOUR CAR!!!
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 14:35
Kayka
Burnout 2007!!11
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 14:46
Namelessted
MOTHERFUCKING STITCHES ON A MOTHER FUCKING CAR.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 14:56
Mabec
Rated T for Teens, and there goes another perfect idea about nude people and cars in the same game >_<
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 14:58
Rockvillian
This ain't a scene it's a goddamn car race

fucking emo cars cutting themselves and crashing into stuff...
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 15:41
Tempus
Ok, so that post pretty much just said "there's a trailer out" ... the rest was just bubblewrap. When is said game coming out? What platform? Things like this should be reported kthxbai
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 15:46
bobafettm
Omg... now every RICER on the fucking planet is gonna be putting stitches on their dodge neon or civic...

and that poor fucking FD would have been beautiful if they didnt put stickers over the ENTIRE CAR!
jimjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 16:29
jimjo
I never liked the attitude of the NFS series, and from the looks of this it doesn't look like i'll be changing my tune anytime soon.
mmmatches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 16:34
mmmatches
I'm wondering about those mismatched wheels... is that the hot new stylez?
d1b's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 16:36
d1b
That was an sad trailer, this marks the end of need for speed series! Im more than sure that it will be online Gran Tourismo or Forza, but on all platforms! Like Motorcity online once was! Wich was a total failure, goddamit!

And dint EA say something about never ever making an NFS game few months ago???
Drift64's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 16:38
Drift64
From Boba:
"Omg... now every RICER on the fucking planet is gonna be putting stitches on their dodge neon or civic..."

From what I have seen since the fast and the furious came out, kids have been doing that... Yea it so lame, I like to keep my car clean and have that sleeper look.
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 17:44
jeffk6
all that hype for a clip of a car crash. and were the stitches talking about the bra on the car thats what it looked like to me anyways
Kartzan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 21:40
Kartzan
Stitches? You've got to be joking me, so lame...

As for the trailer, I dont think it was a cinematic. I think its their new next gen engine looking real nice. I could go into detail as to why I think this, but I wont.
Netik09's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 00:28
Netik09
Please get rid of the douchebag actors in the NFS series. Maybe I'll actually buy this game instead of renting it when I'm bored..........I really hate that ronnie guy.
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 01:51
bobafettm
@mmmatches: No its not the "in" style... its not "JDM"... its homo ricer shit that stupid games like NFS tries to make cool!

I loved NFS when it was actually about racing around a city against cops and people! Not now since its changed to who can put the ugliest rims + underglow lights on your car the most...

@Netik: At least sometimes the girls are hot! :)
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 04:45
Burnt Meatloaf
Turns on ignition; car blows up. At least they have that authentic ricer feel!

Even though I'm a sim fan, I rather liked Underground. Track design make a big difference, though, and I hope this trailer isn't suggesting racing tracks.

You know what we really need? A new Midtown Madness, or an actual completed and modern vesion of 'Vette. With radar detectors, working traffic lights, and all that other stuff we has back in the [good] Test Drive days that we haven't seen in years.
mmmatches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 08:07
mmmatches
@bobafettm: I do like the customization aspect of the NFS games, but that's not to say that it's often taken too far. I generally can't get past the "white car + bronze wheels = sexy" look. Ok, maybe a carbon fiber hood, MAYBE.
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 10:32
bobafettm
mmmatches but what your saying isnt ricer... thats style thats fine! Forza 2 will be loaded with this... Ricer is adding subs to your car and then saying its a race car. That just doesnt work that way. Also the mexican bouncing car shit... thats sooo lame in a racing game!

@burnt: For sure! I'd love to see a real feel to a street racing game too! Where the city moves and acts as a city... and you find races and spots like in real life.

Like if they did Detroit you would see an ass ton of domestics that would flick you off and swear at you just cuz your car is JDM... then if you took your honda down to deep detroit you would get car jacked by the mexicans and they would strip your honda to nothing :) That is purely 100% the way it is s0n! lol
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