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NECA's God of War action figure makes dreams come true photo

A fair amount of sloppy drooling occurred when NECA revealed the mold for their upcoming Kratos action figure. That's right -- salivation over a simple photo of an unpainted, unfinished mold of an action figure. So in order to avoid lawsuits or getting booted from the Destructoid staff, it's in my best interest to not elaborate on any of the bodily fluids produced from looking at the finalized versions.

Figures.com brings the thunder in the form of images and details on the NECA line of God of War figures set to hit in March or April of this year.

Two versions of the Kratos figure (which stand at a little over 7" tall) will be available -- an "aggressive," open-mouthed Kratos wielding his blades of chaos, and a second Kratos that will be modeled after the Golden Fleece armor seen in the forthcoming sequel. The latter will also ship with an alternate hand which holds a severed Medusa head, making it suitable for displaying in any family room.

NECA also mentions plans of a 13" talking Kratos figure that will hit this summer. With any luck it will spout things like "The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me," "I'll send you back to Hades!" and for the one night stands in your life, "We've reached Athens -- get your things and get out!"

Sadly, there are currently no plans to unleash a Cod of War action figure upon the world.

[Thanks to django who pointed this out in the Dtoid forums]



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CatalystMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 21:26
CatalystMan
Coming soon:

Three-some playset.
Ramzy_fire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 21:28
Ramzy_fire
yay!!!!! *wets pants*
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 21:29
Aetsen
I could fuck Six Barbies at once with that thing!
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 21:50
Pepillou2
I haven´t played God of War but that action figure seems SW33T
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 21:58
AngelsDontBurn
Fap fap fap.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 22:34
iRaf
looks like he kills the girls after he has sex with them =]
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 11:52
Ballistic90
I still prefer my Optimus Prime.
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 12:19
PacoDG
Threw this up on digg: http://digg.com/gaming_news/NECA_s_God_of_War_action_figure_makes_dreams_come_true_SEE_PICS
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 15:14
Aaron Mxy Yost
G.I. Joe just shit his pants.
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