A fair amount of sloppy drooling occurred when
NECA revealed the mold for their upcoming
Kratos action figure. That's right -- salivation over a simple photo of an unpainted, unfinished mold of an action figure. So in order to avoid lawsuits or getting booted from the
Destructoid staff, it's in my best interest to not elaborate on any of the bodily fluids produced from looking at the finalized versions.
Figures.com brings the thunder in the form of images and details on the
NECA line of
God of War figures set to hit in March or April of this year.
Two versions of the
Kratos figure (which stand at a little over 7" tall) will be available -- an "aggressive," open-mouthed
Kratos wielding his blades of chaos, and a second Kratos that will be modeled after the Golden Fleece armor seen in the forthcoming sequel. The latter will also ship with an alternate hand which
holds a severed Medusa head, making it suitable for displaying in any family room.
NECA also mentions plans of a 13" talking
Kratos figure that will hit this summer. With any luck it will spout things like "The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me," "I'll send you back to Hades!" and for the one night stands in your life, "We've reached Athens -- get your things and get out!"
Sadly, there are currently no plans to unleash a
Cod of War action figure upon the world.
[Thanks to
django who pointed this out in the
Dtoid forums]
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Coming soon:
Three-some playset.
yay!!!!! *wets pants*
I could fuck Six Barbies at once with that thing!
I havenīt played God of War but that action figure seems SW33T
Fap fap fap.
looks like he kills the girls after he has sex with them =]
I still prefer my Optimus Prime.
Threw this up on digg: http://digg.com/gaming_news/NECA_s_God_of_War_action_figure_makes_dreams_come_true_SEE_PICS
G.I. Joe just shit his pants.
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