Attention, South Florida geeks! Pry yourself from your computer and put on your neon spandex. Destructoid.com invites you to join Miami's biggest video game community in person (for once) as we raise money for the Mount Sinai Medical Center Foundation in 7th annual Ocean Drive 5k Run. Suck at running? Afraid of sunlight? No need to worry: Fitness-impared noobs can walk/jog down the allocated "Geek Circuit" path, optimized to keep your feeble frame intact and safely away from the grunting alpha males.
Come out tomorrow morning (read: don't get too wasted tonight) to meet some geeks, shed some pounds, help a great cause, and cheer on a guy dressed in a giant robot costume jogging for charity. Man, am I gonna look funny tomorrow. We went to American Apparel and bought the most awkward bright green jogging clothes possible. Here's hoping I don't give myself a concussion wearing this thing!
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