Nintendo is pretty good about being a "family friendly" company, and it likes to promote a clean, vulgarity-free environment. As such, the Nintendo 3DS warns against using rude names or words in online portions of the game and has a filter to make sure its autocomplete doesn't suggest naughty words.
Naturally, I discovered a hole in Nintendo's defenses within minutes.
While trying to type "EKANS" as my status message, I stumbled upon "Ejaculation" -- a word that has apparently escaped Nintendo's filter. You can't get Sperm or even Semen to show up -- but the process of shooting that substance right out the end of your cock is apparently perfectly acceptable. For the record, typing "Cock" only gives you "Cocktail."
It is possible the word got through thanks to its lesser known meaning, but this doesn't hold true for other words that autocomplete blocks, and when we say "Ejaculation", you know what we're talking about. Because this is a case of JOURNALISM, we shall extensively follow this up to find out!
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9:00 PM on 03.27.2011 | 
Family company my ass.
LOL! Also, @JJ Rage, you just said "sodomy" and "my ass" in the same comment.
I do hope they satisfy you, and don't just blow you off.
@Tristrix
Nice catch, haha
Promise.
Got ten coins today walking around Chicago, no streetpasses though.
Cum.
The huh in "War! Huh! Good God, y'all!"
"Glory to God!", "Glory be!", or "Praise the Lord!" In this context, this is known as a religious ejaculation
"Labia Majora's Mask confirmed"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
....in their heads....
I guess Tuesday I'll try to put Nigerian to see what happens... *shot*
LOL
Fun fact: there wouldn't be a "family" to have "family values" in the first place if not for ejaculation. If anything, this means children are offensive since they're pretty much walking, talking, screaming, pooping little ejaculations. Think of the children?! Heavens no! It's just too obscene since they were in both a penis and a vagina.
Damnit! I said penis and vagina, two of the most un-family oriented and totally vulgar words in the human languages next to sex.... which should NEVER be talked about because it's clearly evil and must be replaced with less offensive things like war and manslaught- see where I'm going here? I'm sure you do.
@Kooter McGavin There's no such thing as a British accent.