You're a horrible piece of reality. Please go hang yourself and/or erase yourself from existence.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
Well this... and a proper Pirate-themed game which doesn't sucker punch you to death for the sake of "difficulty" and lets you sail a huge open world and customize your own pirate.
I actually own Naughty Bear and enjoy it when I'm feeling dark and twisted but decisions like this just make me sit back and say WTF?

surf dtoid with 






Rising (10+)
People you follow






























follow
